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RE: How Can I tell if He's an alpha male? - 12/28/2011 7:14:12 AM

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You'll know because he'll be just like Gaston in Beauty and the Beast.

Sexy!

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 7:40:08 AM

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As I search for my master, I have only 1 non negotiable trait that he MUST posses. He must be a true alpha male. I thought it may be worth a try to ask dominant men if they had any advice. In the sense of what behaviors, actions and spoken words would be indicators if he were in fact an alpha male.

So, you demand an alpha male but have no idea what the traits are......oy.

I'm married to an alpha male, so I understand the attraction. But, I'm going to tell you before you go looking for the alphas go read the definitions of "domineering" and "dominant". Learn and memorize the difference. Because there's a large difference between chest thumpers and someone who is naturally an alpha.

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 8:01:04 AM

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He must be a true alpha male. I thought it may be worth a try to ask dominant men if they had any advice.

If you have to ask, the answer is no.

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RE: How Can I tell if He's an alpha male? - 12/28/2011 8:14:19 AM

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I would think since you know you want an alpha male you would know this already. Why search for something that you don't even know what it is??

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 9:27:51 AM

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He must pull at his crotch in public, not get aroused when he's wear ing your underwear, laugh at his farts, pick his ears & inspect it, cut his toenails with a craft knife, have holes in his socks, wear his undies for more than one day. Hope this helps.

You forgot that they can also burp the alphabet and enjoy doing so in public.

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 9:33:58 AM

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Look for the man who tells you that he is the master of masters because he is going to teach you how to suck his cock properly or says that having a woman submit to sucking his cock, is the most masterful dominant thing in the entire world.
I read it in a masters book somewhere. it was fiction but it MUST Be true
You really dont know how to identify an alpha male?
you really shouldnt be out on your own.

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 9:34:43 AM

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This thread is absolute internet gold.

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 9:34:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: GwenevereLynn

Thanks to all who may help me with this issue. My love to you :)
As I search for my master, I have only 1 non negotiable trait that he MUST posses. He must be a true alpha male. I thought it may be worth a try to ask dominant men if they had any advice. In the sense of what behaviors, actions and spoken words would be indicators if he were in fact an alpha male. On the flip side of the coin, I would ask the same reversed. What would be behaviors, ect of a man who was not a real man at all? In short, what should I be looking for to ensure I do not fall prey to a p***y in a man costume! :)

All the real men I know wear wife beater shirts

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 10:05:28 AM

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dammit IM wearing a wife beater t shirt!!
WTF?
Im an alpha male?
*******Screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams* No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 10:07:07 AM

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dammit IM wearing a wife beater t shirt!!
WTF?
Im an alpha male?
*******Screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams* No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shoot, I found out that I am actually a daddy dom...

Let's go for beer and have a farting contest, mmmkay?

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 10:18:48 AM

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WTF is a wife beater shirt?

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 10:21:31 AM

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http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1450114425193&id=902fc282d6ef588f22c729974e060336

Its a sleeveless t-shirt

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 10:22:05 AM

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 10:24:40 AM

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Thanks Blushy. PMSL.

& you Tazzy.

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 10:25:53 AM

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To the OP. If you have to ask yourself if he's an alpha after meeting him, he isn't.

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 10:30:59 AM

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dammit IM wearing a wife beater t shirt!!
WTF?
Im an alpha male?
*******Screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams* No NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shoot, I found out that I am actually a daddy dom... Let's go for beer and have a farting contest, mmmkay?

oooooooh yeah then we can size up the blokes , I mean beta males
im gonna go get packin!!!!

Edited to add, my "wifebeater" is a string vest(more holey than righteous)

ala brit chaps,

buts I gots the booobs to fill a coupla holes,(not mine, but you get za picture)

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 11:13:29 AM

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I recommend making sure he has all kinds of certificates and "degrees", preferably with the words "Old Guard" prominently displayed, somewhere...

Not bad, but here's a simpler way. While the guy is walking towards you have something behind him blow up in a fiery explosion. If he keeps walking without changing his pace, flinching, or looking back over his shoulder, he's an Alpha Male. (Movies never lie, right?)

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 12:06:18 PM

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I cry during chick flicks, I enjoy fabric stores, I am in touch with my feelings and there is a woman or two here who would call me all sorts of "uberish" manly stuff. More than few who think I am fluffy, others don't even notice me.

What other's may see as manly behavior, other's may see as overcompensating for insecurity, bigger the jacked up pickup, the smaller the penis, physical or emotional.

So stop worrying about what is and isn't "real" and explore what YOU see as manly. Then, when you mature you can start looking deeper to see WHY you need those traits and probably discover YOU are compensating but that's another issue for another day.

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 12:14:12 PM

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U R just hot...your mind is at least:)

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RE: How Can I tell if He's a Real Man? - 12/28/2011 12:23:43 PM

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I recommend making sure he has all kinds of certificates and "degrees", preferably with the words "Old Guard" prominently displayed, somewhere...

Not bad, but here's a simpler way. While the guy is walking towards you have something behind him blow up in a fiery explosion. If he keeps walking without changing his pace, flinching, or looking back over his shoulder, he's an Alpha Male. (Movies never lie, right?)

All that means is that he just farted and he's blaming it on the dog.

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