RE: If you are ever kidnapped (Full Version)

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If you are ever kidnapped


call the FBI
  12% (13)
Start a thread about it
  9% (10)
Activate the microchip that is implanted in my brain for GPS direction
  5% (6)
Go fuck your self
  3% (4)
Go fuck someone else
  4% (5)
tap tap tap
  23% (25)
Send in the clowns
  7% (8)
Call Ron-he is the expert
  11% (12)
Ignore my pleas for help, I am enjoying my self.
  9% (10)
Head to west by gawd virginny, that is where twue slaves go
  4% (5)
Call the men in the white coats, cause I have lost my fucking mind
  6% (7)


Total Votes : 105
(last vote on : 11/26/2012 4:24:45 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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poise -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 9:24:00 AM)

I selected Call the men in the white coats. They will know what to do with my mindless self. [8D]

Hopefully you know exactly which men I mean.



GreedyTop -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 9:25:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

The hell with the co-victims, I want to pick the kidnappers!


Pick the kidnappers?!? Pffft where's your sense of romance? :P



hey, my kidnappers gotta be good lookin(preferably with long hair and defined but not over-developed muscles), willing to rip my bodice and do "unspeakable" things to me!!! THAT is romance *giggle* at least according to the books I've read [8|][8|][8|]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 9:27:23 AM)

Send for Ron!! And a copy of "Ransom of Red Chief" so I can take notes!



mnottertail -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 9:28:48 AM)

Do the trees moving make the wind blow?  What would you rather do; or go fishing?

Red Chief



crazyml -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 9:29:22 AM)

Well, I just hope you don't hurt any kidnapper's feelings by rejecting him on account of him not meeting your unrealistic expectations.

Just sayin.




GreedyTop -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 9:33:24 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml

Well, I just hope you don't hurt any kidnapper's feelings by rejecting him on account of him not meeting your unrealistic expectations.

Just sayin.





god forbid....LOL



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 9:33:43 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml

Well, I just hope you don't hurt any kidnapper's feelings by rejecting him on account of him not meeting your unrealistic expectations.

Just sayin.




THAT would be non consensual humiliation, just saying !!



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:00:33 AM)

I just realized I forgot to mention something so very very important.

When I voted for send in the clowns, I *assumed* one of them would be Ron.

Was that wrong?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:01:05 AM)

I didn't realize this was inspired by an actual thread! wheeeee!!

I am sticking with my original answer, Ron on his trusty Fjordland steed!



kalikshama -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:06:12 AM)

The latest kidnap thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_4164695/tm.htm



sexyred1 -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:07:56 AM)

I would like to be kidnapped by the men from True Blood.

Do not be concerned about any brands.

Please do not rescue me.

Thank you.



OsideGirl -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:13:12 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

I would like to be kidnapped by the men from True Blood.

Do not be concerned about any brands.

Please do not rescue me.

Thank you.


Oh man.....Eric.......

And I generally don't even go for blonds.....



GreedyTop -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:14:06 AM)

oh yeah.. Eric.. *swoon*



sexyred1 -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:17:11 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

I would like to be kidnapped by the men from True Blood.

Do not be concerned about any brands.

Please do not rescue me.

Thank you.


Oh man.....Eric.......

And I generally don't even go for blonds.....



Normally, I don't either. But Eric, Bill and Alcide and me in a tangled pile of limbs.....mmmm.



kalikshama -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:20:24 AM)

<--------- must catch up with True Blood!



sexyred1 -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:23:07 AM)

Yes, catch up. And for those who miss Christoper Meloni from Law & Order SVU, he is now on True Blood.

So make that Bill, Eric, Alcide and Chris. [:)]



pyschosubmission -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:25:38 AM)

Damn immortals! Hows a boy to compete? :P



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:25:51 AM)

Just for sexy red and the Ogirl:

<in my best Bill the Vampire voice>

Sookie, I'm Vampire !!



sexyred1 -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:29:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission

Damn immortals! Hows a boy to compete? :P


Sharp wit is as good as sharp teeth!



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:31:19 AM)

quote:

So make that Bill, Eric, Alcide and Chris.


Hey don't forget Lafayette, you have to give us switches something er someone to do.




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