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If you are ever kidnapped


call the FBI
  12% (13)
Start a thread about it
  9% (10)
Activate the microchip that is implanted in my brain for GPS direction
  5% (6)
Go fuck your self
  3% (4)
Go fuck someone else
  4% (5)
tap tap tap
  23% (25)
Send in the clowns
  7% (8)
Call Ron-he is the expert
  11% (12)
Ignore my pleas for help, I am enjoying my self.
  9% (10)
Head to west by gawd virginny, that is where twue slaves go
  4% (5)
Call the men in the white coats, cause I have lost my fucking mind
  6% (7)


Total Votes : 105
(last vote on : 11/26/2012 4:24:45 PM)
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kitkat105 -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 5:10:41 PM)

I would have to start a thread about it mainly because I regard everyone's opinion here very highly. Then I'd let you all advise me. [;)]




pyschosubmission -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 5:17:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kitkat105

I would have to start a thread about it mainly because I regard everyone's opinion here very highly. Then I'd let you all advise me. [;)]


teeheehee




catize -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 7:46:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Good idea. Let's start with Shemar Moore from Criminal Minds!

YEAH!!!!! 




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/10/2012 3:14:10 AM)

Sorry, but I like those old guys waaaaaaay better than the young ones.

Maybe b/c my face has a few tiny wrinkles too?





ProlificNeeds -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/10/2012 4:08:52 AM)

FR~

There's a flaw, calling Ron wouldn't work, he might well be one of the kidnappers.




Delilya -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/10/2012 4:19:25 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ProlificNeeds

FR~

There's a flaw, calling Ron wouldn't work, he might well be one of the kidnappers.



Sure, tell me this now that I've had his user name branded on my elbow so I wouldn't forget it in a crisis.




RemoteUser -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/10/2012 6:47:40 AM)

I'm kidnapping myself in thirteen days. I may or may not post about it.

DO NOT TRY TO RESCUE ME.

>>happily stuck<<




LadyHibiscus -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/10/2012 9:52:24 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ProlificNeeds

FR~

There's a flaw, calling Ron wouldn't work, he might well be one of the kidnappers.


Well then he would respond quickly, right?




punisher440 -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/10/2012 12:21:16 PM)

FR

I voted for tap tap tap.But we need to set up more of a tap code than 1 tap no,3 taps yes.Such as how many taps for send for the police,how many taps for send more condoms and lube,how many taps for I need relief,etc. ?




ProlificNeeds -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/10/2012 6:42:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


quote:

ORIGINAL: ProlificNeeds

FR~

There's a flaw, calling Ron wouldn't work, he might well be one of the kidnappers.


Well then he would respond quickly, right?



[:o] I suppose he would... but it certainly wouldn't be any sort of rescue!




LadyConstanze -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/26/2012 11:47:16 AM)

We are about to kidnap Sunny again from the train station as she's going to spend her last 2 days with us, no need to inform the police, we're not going to brand her, she will have internet access and will even be brought to the airport in time for her flight...

Should I start a big thread about it?




kalikshama -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/26/2012 11:50:15 AM)

Only if you are wondering about calling Interpol.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/26/2012 11:50:31 AM)

YES YES YOU SHOULD AND DISCUSS ALL YOUR THRIFT SHOP FINDS




LadyConstanze -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/26/2012 12:03:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

Only if you are wondering about calling Interpol.


She doesn't strike me as that dangerous, H is on the way to pick her up.

Poor gal, somebody got her CC number and is buying electronics, so she cancelled the card, but until they'd issue another and get it to her it would take a few days and her flight back is on Saturday and the airport is about 40 minutes away, so we said she should get her butt out of her hostel and into our other spare room and we bring her to the airport, makes a lot more sense than her sitting in Liverpool without any money.

Plus I have to show her more of the local fashion, she hasn't met the oompa loompas (yet), local victims of spray tan and sunbeds...




MissImmortalPain -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/26/2012 2:19:59 PM)

I picked call Ron (not that I think there is anyone on this planet that is foolish enough to want to kidnap me) and I did it for a reason. The way I figure it, even if he is the kidnapper, all I would have to do to get "saved" is blow him....and I'm good at that so it would be win, win.




divi -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/26/2012 2:22:54 PM)

I'd be missed if ever kidnapped




kalikshama -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/26/2012 2:51:52 PM)

quote:

Poor gal, somebody got her CC number and is buying electronics, so she cancelled the card, but until they'd issue another and get it to her it would take a few days and her flight back is on Saturday and the airport is about 40 minutes away, so we said she should get her butt out of her hostel and into our other spare room and we bring her to the airport, makes a lot more sense than her sitting in Liverpool without any money.


What a fiendish plot!

Wait, when are you going to brand her?




stellauk -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/26/2012 4:11:33 PM)

Well if you're ever kidnapped in Dublin make sure you're not wearing leather boots and be sure to slap your kidnapper.




LadyConstanze -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/27/2012 12:21:50 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama


What a fiendish plot!

Wait, when are you going to brand her?



You lot are crap at guessing brands, so no brands and you'll answer to her for that!




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