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If you are ever kidnapped

call the FBI

12% (13)

Start a thread about it

9% (10)

Activate the microchip that is implanted in my brain for GPS direction

5% (6)

Go fuck your self

3% (4)

Go fuck someone else

4% (5)

tap tap tap

23% (25)

Send in the clowns

7% (8)

Call Ron-he is the expert

11% (12)

Ignore my pleas for help, I am enjoying my self.

9% (10)

Head to west by gawd virginny, that is where twue slaves go

4% (5)

Call the men in the white coats, cause I have lost my fucking mind

6% (7)

Total Votes : 105

(last vote on : 11/26/2012 4:24:45 PM)
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GreedyTop -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:32:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission Damn immortals! Hows a boy to compete? :P You're from Scotland. Talk to me, tell me what you want. I may not do it, but by god, you've got my attention!! (you DO want a sadist, right? evil laugh)

sexyred1 -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:32:42 AM)
Of course, how could we forget Lafayette? Then again, you could probably switch with Jason Stackhouse...that would be fun. :)

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:33:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Of course, how could we forget Lafayette? Then again, you could probably switch with Jason Stackhouse...that would be fun. :) Since we're fantasizing here, I'll take Jason AND Lafayette. Greedy is not the only one who is well, greedy !!

sexyred1 -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:34:45 AM)
Greed is good when it comes to the True Blood men!

pyschosubmission -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 10:39:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop (you DO want a sadist, right? evil laugh) Evil laughs, always get my attention. You can physically see my ears twitch to them!

LaTigresse -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 11:07:05 AM)
Actually, if I were all of you, I would be feeling very sorry for the kidnappers. So yes, send the white coats but I doubt it will be for me. I can be rather.......unpleasant....company, when I am cranky. I am 100% certain being kidnapped would cause me to be a bit cranky.

GreedyTop -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 11:12:12 AM)
ponders LaT being cranky runs as if the bomb squad just told me I have -5 seconds PS?? I wanna see yer ears twitching grins more

LaTigresse -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 11:15:16 AM)
I don't think my ears can twitch. Neither can my nose. Apparently I was born lacking certain important talents, that would make me a twue domme.

GreedyTop -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 11:16:43 AM)
well, hell, LaT.. if ya can't get Maj to submit.. ducks and runs for cover as if the devil himself were on my heels

LaTigresse -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 11:24:34 AM)
I am quite certain that, if I was ever kidnapped.......Maj, Mo, Nala, Sandy and Sophie........would follow. After all, I am the giver of munchies. Mo and Sophie would be enough to cause any kidnapper, masochistic or not, severe regrets. Add the other three and said kidnappers would run, screaming and begging for salvation.

GreedyTop -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 11:32:47 AM)
I love your personal Army!!

TNDommeK -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 12:14:49 PM)
Ok see, Being kidnapped from TB guys was not an option. And ya'll know I would have chosen that instead of sending in the clowns. I can just see all of us now: all hot guys from true blood tied up, gagged, and confused. Me looking at Chris Meloni saying "Hi, don't worry, we won't kill you. If you could just hold still and do as told, that would be great. GET EM GIRLS!! Yea so that's all I've got so far... Oh wait, "we" are the ones being kidnapped.

pyschosubmission -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 12:21:30 PM)
I actually went through a Kidnap training thing once, thing I remember most was during the first 30-90 mins, comply with EVERYTHING they say. Anxiety levels are through the roof, its when most victims die. Not to put a damper on the idea or anything :P oh and the ear twitching, it literally isn't even voluntary. Just happens

kalikshama -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 1:40:26 PM)
quote: I actually went through a Kidnap training thing once, thing I remember most was during the first 30-90 mins, comply with EVERYTHING they say. Anxiety levels are through the roof, its when most victims die. Was this for kidnapping in a foreign country for ransom training? Because I thought one was more likely to die at the secondary crime scene in an abduction for rape type situation.

mnottertail -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 1:43:21 PM)
Everybody should be forced to go thru military survival, escape, and evasion training. And if you ain't got a cellphone, you're fucked.

stef -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 1:46:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission I actually went through a Kidnap training thing once, thing I remember most was during the first 30-90 mins, comply with EVERYTHING they say. This might be the worst advice ever given in these forums. You fight with EVERYTHING YOU HAVE to keep from being taken. Once you have been removed from the primary location your chances of survival plummet drastically.

pyschosubmission -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 1:54:35 PM)
Sorry should have specified it was for foreign country or professional kidnapping. Obviously if its a rapist abduction as opposed to kidnapping, as Stef & kalikshama say,punch, kick, bite and any way you can fight the asshole off.

stef -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 1:59:06 PM)
How do you know what kind of kidnapping it is when it's happening?

littlewonder -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 2:03:28 PM)
Why would I want to fight off all the hot men from True Blood? If I called the FBI I would ask them to send only their hottest men to rescue me.

kalikshama -> RE: If you are ever kidnapped (7/9/2012 2:11:53 PM)
[image]http://www.details.com/images/homepage/May2010/TrueBlood/TrueBlood_Composite_ArticleH2.jpg[/image] You're welcome.

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