Tantriqu
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I dislike facial hair on prospective partners for several reasons: one, they scratch! two, most beards look and feel dirty, three, they're commonly worn by Asperger-trait types who don't 'get' appropriate social messaging which is a rock-hard limit for me, and four, guys with beards usually dress like IT types, that is, sloppy. There's always the exception, and one partner kept his vandyke obsessively trimmed so it always looked smart and never felt 'cunty'. Historical trivia: if anyone saw Kenneth Branagh portray the great engineer Brunel/read Caliban's speech in the Olympic opening ceremonies, the side-whiskers were also called 'buggerlugs' which would give you a proper double-handhold as you were giving your shirt-lifting boyfriend a right seeing-to. And sad trivia, apparently some Americans thought he was dressed as Abe Lincoln. . .
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"Then I did the simplest thing in the world. I leaned down... and kissed him. And the world cracked open." - Agnes de Mille
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