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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/13/2012 4:59:48 PM   
sunshinemiss


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ORIGINAL: ARIES83

You said:
"I do not see a conflict between believing in creationism and evolution"
I'm trying to find out how you reconcile the two.
I'm not (and have never been) trying to catch you religious people
in some web of logic, I'm only trying to coax out some straight
forward answers. How do you reconcile scientific conclusions which
you seem to believe with the story of creation?



Please see this thread.

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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/13/2012 6:36:05 PM   
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Does anybody want to buy a T-rex btw? The feeding costs are killing me...

Introduce it to your neighbor's cat. Winner gets neutered.


This all leaves me with just one question: how do dinosaur testicles taste?

I mean, there should be enough for a family dinner in there...



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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/13/2012 6:36:14 PM   
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Oh well... You need not accept reality to accept Christianimism. And it may be easier if you don't.

Edit ; Because I misspelled Christianimism.

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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/14/2012 8:14:37 AM   
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One of my chosen family says, "I travel by faith, not by sight." Logic does not enter their thought process, and their faith tells them they have nothing to reconcile.

Never underestimate the human capacity for cognitive dissonance.


I totally dig this.

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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/14/2012 6:15:26 PM   
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Seriously.....I just had a conversation with someone that thinks that dinosaurs are fake and were planted by atheists.


Thankfully you are a progressive who knows better.

They were put here by Democrats.

And like Democrats, they are doomed to destruction.

(I'm here to help, M-F, 9:00 a.m. to 2:45 Pacific).

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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/15/2012 5:43:25 AM   
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Seriously.....I just had a conversation with someone that thinks that dinosaurs are fake and were planted by atheists.


wait, they ARE fake and ARE planted - not necessarily by atheists though.....

Terry Pratchett's take on it....
"THE COMPANY BUILDS PLANETS.

Kin Arad is a high-ranking official of the Company. After twenty-one decades of living, and with the help of memory surgery, she is at the top of her profession. Discovering two of her employees have placed a fossilized plesiosaur in the wrong stratum, not to mention the fact it is holding a placard which reads, 'End Nuclear Testing Now'...."

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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/15/2012 9:20:15 AM   
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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/15/2012 9:21:50 AM   
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*SWOON* Sir Terry!!


Seconded!

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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/15/2012 9:52:57 AM   
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Seriously.....I just had a conversation with someone that thinks that dinosaurs are fake and were planted by atheists.


it was me. i did it.

the idea came to me one very drunken night whilst celebrating the invention of my time machine. i sat there in the middle of all those champagne bottles wondering where i could go first. i mean it's a huge thing isn't it time travel. it has so many possibilities. however, as i sat with my eyes glazing over i noticed that the green bottles looked like a massive reptile. light bulb moment!

i will go back in time after i have found some way to make convincing bones and scatter them across the earth. of course to make it convincing i did go to various different times to do it coz lets face it i was having a hoot. the real trick was making the moulds and finding all the different bones to grind and mix in the first place. it's a real bugga when the really large ones slip off the back of the machine mid travel! you never know where they will end up. on the plus side it gives the archeologists something to puzzle over. now you may wonder where i came up with the name. i saw a guy i went to school with on the day. he's called dino. i told my mate that i saw dino......dino saw me. dino-saw, i had to change the spelling of course so that it's a little more elegent. dinosaur....but acheologists are stupid and couldn't pronounce it correctly.

just so you know, i also invented carbon dating. i mean planting bones, and fossels would be just silly without a way to 'date' them eh?

shush though, don't tell anyone. keep the secret

by the by, you should see what i can do with an egg, a piece of charcoal, some chocolate, and a wooden spoon!

needles


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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/15/2012 9:59:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aswad

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

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Does anybody want to buy a T-rex btw? The feeding costs are killing me...

Introduce it to your neighbor's cat. Winner gets neutered.


This all leaves me with just one question: how do dinosaur testicles taste?

I mean, there should be enough for a family dinner in there...



You are assuming the dinosaur would win. Based on Lady C's description of Demon Cat, I wouldn't be so sure.

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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/15/2012 10:49:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Seriously.....I just had a conversation with someone that thinks that dinosaurs are fake and were planted by atheists.


it was me. i did it.

the idea came to me one very drunken night whilst celebrating the invention of my time machine. i sat there in the middle of all those champagne bottles wondering where i could go first. i mean it's a huge thing isn't it time travel. it has so many possibilities. however, as i sat with my eyes glazing over i noticed that the green bottles looked like a massive reptile. light bulb moment!

i will go back in time after i have found some way to make convincing bones and scatter them across the earth. of course to make it convincing i did go to various different times to do it coz lets face it i was having a hoot. the real trick was making the moulds and finding all the different bones to grind and mix in the first place. it's a real bugga when the really large ones slip off the back of the machine mid travel! you never know where they will end up. on the plus side it gives the archeologists something to puzzle over. now you may wonder where i came up with the name. i saw a guy i went to school with on the day. he's called dino. i told my mate that i saw dino......dino saw me. dino-saw, i had to change the spelling of course so that it's a little more elegent. dinosaur....but acheologists are stupid and couldn't pronounce it correctly.

just so you know, i also invented carbon dating. i mean planting bones, and fossels would be just silly without a way to 'date' them eh?

shush though, don't tell anyone. keep the secret

by the by, you should see what i can do with an egg, a piece of charcoal, some chocolate, and a wooden spoon!

needles






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RE: I need something to bang my head on.... - 8/15/2012 2:07:37 PM   
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by the by, you should see what i can do with an egg, a piece of charcoal, some chocolate, and a wooden spoon!

needles


I'm almost afraid to ask.

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