RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER!

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 4:17:53 AM

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Do any of you enjoy that cartoonish femdom chastity/facesitting/castration pictures in any way? I always cringe when I see a profile full of them. Do they really think dommes look at their collection of unrealistic fantasy women acting out his fantasies and think, 'oh yes, I want to torture his penis'?

I generally hate the cartoon images, they are generally so unrealistic (humans are not shaped like that) I just don't see anything in them.

There are few I can appreciate and enjoy though, even if the scene is unrealistic. I don't think I would ever stick them on my profile though.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 5:37:36 AM

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I must say it's probably the 'hi' messages I've received over the years, so unique, intriguing and filled with mystery. I got one today that said 'Hi I'm a sub male from -' and my first thought was to respond with 'that's great for you, what do you want? A medal?' but just deleted it.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 5:52:02 AM

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I must say it's probably the 'hi' messages I've received over the years, so unique, intriguing and filled with mystery. I got one today that said 'Hi I'm a sub male from -' and my first thought was to respond with 'that's great for you, what do you want? A medal?' but just deleted it.

Not even a cock shot?

That definitely deserves a medal

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 6:49:52 AM

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This has just reminded me of the slave who offered to put superglue down the eye of his cock for me.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 7:54:11 AM

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This has just reminded me of the slave who offered to put superglue down the eye of his cock for me.

OMG that is the funnest!! Even MORE fun is when they use the acetone to dissolve the glue!!

What?

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 8:02:54 AM

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I so love you, HIbbie :)

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 8:13:17 AM

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I so love you, HIbbie :)

I know!!

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 8:34:19 AM

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I just had one, saying he only wanted to chat. When I said ok, but I won't talk about anything sexual, he said he doesn't want sex, just foot domination. Right, because you're not totally pumping your fist on the other end of the screen. Of course not. No, honestly, I believe you.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 8:43:09 AM

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Now he wants me to ride him like a pony. Is this the new thing?

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 8:45:37 AM

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Now he wants me to ride him like a pony. Is this the new thing?

Like a pony? Do you ride ponies differently from horses?

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 8:47:47 AM

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I don't know. Aren't ponies just wee horses? My education has been severely lacking.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 8:49:50 AM

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I don't know. Aren't ponies just wee horses? My education has been severely lacking.

Essentially. Though their dispositions are radically different. Evil stubborn bastards, ponies. LOVE THEM.

Same saddle and bridle concept, though.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 9:01:34 AM

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Just how do you go from foot fetish to being ridden like a pony?

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 9:03:16 AM

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You'd need duct tape and spurs at a minimum, n-est ce pas?

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 9:28:32 AM

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It would be rude not to. Ride someone like a pony, that is. With duct tape and spurs.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 10:55:37 AM

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This one just wanted me to ride him from the bedroom to the kitchen, although if I have a slave I'm not sure why I have to ever go into the kitchen. Besides, the only riding I like doing to a man doesn't involve sitting on his back.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 11:09:55 AM

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Hm.

"I hear you're a sadist, would love for you to practise on me" --- have you heard the one about the masochist who went up to a sadist and said "hurt me!"?

"I'm a world class slave, to be my Mistress would make you a true Domme...... I will teach you how... to ride and milk me" --- yep, because a Domme is a woman who services you at your pleasure.

"A real Domme would love to have a guy to xxxxx" --- right, because having standards and not doing things the way YOU want means I'm not a real Domme.

The first message clearly showed her to be a "bratty sex slave" (her words too), to which I replied politely "Sorry, I'm not very into brats right now." and she responded with the usual profanity-ridden "oh then you must be a fake", which I ignored. Three days later, she emailed again wanting to know when I was going to pick her up to teach her a lesson...... apparently she thinks Dommes operate like Hullks... =-=

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 11:22:53 AM

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I'm presuming everyone else got the one of the slave that was about ten pages long, with his philosophy minutely detailed? He was used to permanent nudity and chastity, and went on at some length about how disgusting it was when owners had sex with their slaves. Every time I blocked and reported him, he turned up a fortnight later with a new name and identical drivel.

Yep.

Got it.

And btw, castration guy is back with another profile. He's taken out some of his oh-so-reasonable demands, like the domme to castrate and cut off his penis be an actual surgeon, and a lesbian at that.

He actually said that aside from me not sharing his kink, I'm the kind of person he would like to have a relationship with.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/4/2012 11:24:23 AM