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Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 3:58:42 PM

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OK, ladies, let's hear 'em. Only rule is that they have to have been directed to you.

I'll start [most recent one]: 'Yeah, married, have two kids -- but we don't like each other and I'll leave anyway.'

Wow!

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 4:07:47 PM

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"Married, but the wife is menopausal and doesn't even like sex anymore, let alone kink, so how about it"

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 4:34:28 PM

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wife is not Domme enough for me I was expected to marry her

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 4:37:42 PM

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Oh - worst pick-up line *given to* a Domme, not *given by* a Domme.

As you were.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 5:13:43 PM

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As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 5:30:06 PM

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Oh - worst pick-up line *given to* a Domme, not *given by* a Domme.

As you were.

Same. Now, if you ever want to know the cheesiest one that I ever used that actually worked get back to Me.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 5:46:54 PM

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Well tell ME anyway, I need a laugh.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 6:12:55 PM

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Never mind since it could be construed to sound like I am knocking another's kink.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 6:36:12 PM

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As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode.

That is just a fucking insult.

I tried to pick you up during Lent in 1984....

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 6:38:20 PM

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As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode.

That is just a fucking insult.

I tried to pick you up during Lent in 1984....

That was YOU?

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 6:38:29 PM

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By the way...as a sub...and a man....best pick up ever....totally blind date (spoke on the net maybe 4 times...no photos), on a scale of 1 - 10....she was maybe a 5+.

Chic handed me a red rose as I met her in the parking lot.

I looked into her eyes the entire time because I was absolutely captivated by her! Couldn't get enough of her.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 7:10:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode.

That is just a fucking insult.

I tried to pick you up during Lent in 1984....

That was YOU?

That was me....dark shorts, no hair, varicose veins, lisp.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 7:11:53 PM

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You never called back... bastage!

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 8:19:39 PM

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oooOOOH! Do tell :-)

[/quote]Same. Now, if you ever want to know the cheesiest one that I ever used that actually worked get back to Me. [/quote]

OK, I'll start.
A rather pompous guy my age was lecturing, and he asked what he thought was a rhetorical question. I answered. He upped the ante with what he thought was a more difficult question. I answered. Completely off topic, he asked, 'OK, what was Alexander the Great's horse's name?' I said 'Bucephalus' and he turned bright red and shut up.
Then when he got me alone he said something complimentary and asked me out. I was dating a cute-but-stupid at the time, but after I dumped him we travelled the world together :-)

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/2/2012 11:35:43 PM

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Today just seems to be the day that I need to make an ass out of Myself.......

And I quote, "your Mistress has great taste in men."

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/3/2012 1:11:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

OK, ladies, let's hear 'em. Only rule is that they have to have been directed to you.

I'll start [most recent one]: 'Yeah, married, have two kids -- but we don't like each other and I'll leave anyway.'

Wow!

Just got the same thing. Was yours from Egypt?

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/3/2012 2:19:53 AM

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I was messaging a sub last year for several months. He was in the UK but a different city, although he was moving to my city (he originally came from here.) He moved here, and told me that he wasn't ready for a d/s relationship and that he had got back with his old, vanilla girlfriend. Fair enough. He messaged me several months later to say that he couldn't live a lie any more, and asked me to date him. What about his girlfriend? Oh, he'd break up with her if I agreed to date him. You can imagine how much I enjoy being someone's plan B.

He still messages me sporadically and always seems surprised when he's rebuffed.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/3/2012 2:44:32 AM

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[smug]

*gloat*

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/3/2012 3:44:14 AM

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You can imagine how much I enjoy being someone's plan B.

The lad had class, pure class.

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RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! - 9/3/2012 4:25:00 AM

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As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode.

Let me help you, you sultry minx!

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