RE: Men: people or hors d'oeuvres? (Full Version)

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Exidor -> RE: Men: people or hors d'oeuvres? (10/12/2012 4:55:19 AM)

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if you were not in a relationship, what would you think about a female profile that was specifically descriptive in what she was looking for in a man as far as physical qualities and kink?


I'd suspect she had a pile full of clothing and fetish wear sized and color-coordinated for a specific type of sub.

Also, it doesn't matter what you say you're looking for, the Usual Wankers will respond anyway.



Salinedion -> RE: Men: people or hors d'oeuvres? (10/12/2012 6:24:56 AM)

This all too esoteric for me, but I just want to applaud the line, "beaten with a samjock" (or however you spell it).

Very witty.



KnightofMists -> RE: Men: people or hors d'oeuvres? (10/12/2012 6:44:04 AM)


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So, mens: are you items on the menu? If I made a post saying that I wanted a six foot tall redhead with green eyes, Useful Bits of a certain dimension, an Edinburgh accent, and who loved being beaten with a sjambok, what would you think?


Redhead... Check dye hair

Green eyes... Check get green contacts

Useful bits.... Check over size on the dimensions... Should be a bonus item

Accent... Check.. Speech classes

Sjambok... SJAMBOK. Are you fucking nuts those things hurt... Grab my sjambok and be ready to beat her ass with my flaming red hair powerful green eyes speaking passionately with my strong accent and as I getting excited with the prospect of giving a beating watch my useful bits grow to a long and wide load!!!!!

You hungry bitch?



xssve -> RE: Men: people or hors d'oeuvres? (10/12/2012 7:47:43 AM)

Yeah, but if you say "huge" they become much more solicitous suddenly.

I don't get the stinkeye half so much after inheriting a (small) fortune.

But ultimately, I think girls just want to have fun, so do boys, if it's sex you need it's just being up front to advertise it, IMO.

Sex is important to me, doesn't mean I can't appreciate your other charms, and I'd be disappointed if it blinded you to mine.

In the end I think a satisfying sex life is equally important to both sexes, the situation with men is just more urgent, due to the vagaries of hormones and social pressures.

On the flip side, it's easy for women to get sex, the trick for them is getting him to hit that again.



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