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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/4/2012 3:43:16 PM   
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I am severely enjoying this thread, for some reason I am envisioning foghorn leghorn and a large egg with legs chasing eachother...
Oh look, it's time to take my meds..
:)

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/4/2012 4:04:51 PM   
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You menz have it easy. Women who are just here looking for cash make it obvious. Men who claim to be single or in open relationships are much harder to out.

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/6/2012 4:01:44 AM   
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I'm a fake! My profile is accurate except for the picture of my ass. That ass belongs to someone else... I hope everyone can handle the disappointment.


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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/6/2012 4:12:09 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: OpportunityAwait

Most are fake or placed by females who are seeking to play games! Or maybe I just have the wrong take.....
So called submissives and slaves on here don't even know what vanilla courtesy is much less the courtesy due a D/M here!


Quote from his profile:

TRUE slaves are ordered to apply for this position (In the US only unless U R willing to pay your way to me)

*takes deep breath*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Bless your heart


ETA - to remain on topic...I'm obviously a fake. A weal and twue bunny wouldn't wear shades in October.

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/6/2012 6:29:24 AM   
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No no no! A weal, twue Bunny that knows she looks hot in those shades wears them whenever the hell she wants to!

Now, as far as WEAL weal and twue - let's see proof of those raisins!! ;)

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/6/2012 6:40:29 AM   
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I'm totally fake. The plasticest of plastic ladies in the mannequin factory. I hold one pose all day long and dream of the day when I can become real and write a real profile... *le sigh*

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/6/2012 7:23:55 AM   
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quote:

Most are fake or placed by females who are seeking to play games!


Maybe they are seeking to play games because you come across as a joke?

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/7/2012 6:40:04 AM   
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quote:

So called submissives and slaves on here don't even know what vanilla courtesy is much less the courtesy due a D/M here!


Let me guess...women aren't responding to your messages or, when they do, are not responding in the manner you prefer?

I see several reason why that might be happening - if you start your own thread asking for input, we will be happy to oblige.

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/7/2012 6:59:46 AM   
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quote:

Most are fake or placed by females who are seeking to play games!

Actually, I have real doubts that most fake profiles are female :-)

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/7/2012 7:17:08 AM   
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My profile is real! I made it myself!!

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 3:55:47 AM   
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Yes, THIS ENTIRE SITE is fake, and a figment of your computer's imagination. Virus scan is recommended.

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 4:11:50 AM   
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I'm fake, and proud, and I'm not going to change for ANYONE, dammit!!

Now you made me cry!!

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 4:19:31 AM   
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I won't tell you if I'm fake or real until you pay me $19.95 (I accept Visa, MasterCard, and PayPal).

But wait! There's more! If you act now, I will also show you close-ups of my winky and my ass for a small, nominal (non-refundable) fee of $5.95.

So, that's important knowledge and personal photos of me that no one wants, all for just $25.90 (plus shipping, handling, and metered postage where applicable).



Ca and NJ residents: add 7% sales tax, please.



Peace and comfort,



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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 4:48:59 AM   
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Everyone knows I'm the only real true person on here. Just ask Mrs. Jesus.



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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 5:05:25 AM   
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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 7:35:53 AM   
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I'm a comic strip character with an imaginary anthropomorphic tiger-WTF do I know :-)

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 7:37:05 AM   
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you know too much, Mr. Sadist.... just ask LW!!! *grins*

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 7:39:13 AM   
Kana


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She's simply a line from Bowie song so she's equally unreal

Edited to add-Plus, read the strips. It's obvious that it's the tiger who got the brainzzzzzzzz

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 7:44:38 AM   
GreedyTop


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well, DUH!! Of COURSE Hobbes had the brains!! He wasn't such a serious sadist, though...

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RE: Seriously? Are all the profiles fake? - 10/8/2012 8:59:05 AM   
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quote:

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If you are real, please post( with no smartass comments)



I'm as fake as they come. Fake, fake, fake! Now please send me money.

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