I am so glad I found this thread. I could hang out here and have some great laughs! And I do not have to feel so bad if someone ridicules me for whatever stupid reason, lol. I have been laughing at most of your posts. So here goes:
Today: "OMG! Finally! Whew... I'm sorry it took me so long to finally reach you, I just moved to your area and I've been busy with slaying dragons, getting turned into a frog and rescuing damsels in distress and freeing captured unicorns. P.S. You are the princess right?"
(I never communicated with him in my life!) Block, delete. next!
Another: "Hi sub! How are the sub today! Does the sub have a great ass to discipline severely with the cane!"
(uh, no, not for you!) Of course I did not respond to that crap.
"I would love to meet you sexy..." (gives name and phone number)
(You have got to be kidding, if he's going to give out his phone number to everyone he initiates first contact? Nope, Next!)\
"From a Domme: this isnt about love...its about a BJ in the front seat of a car!" (What, does she have a male member?) ha ha
"“I would love to eat you alive” (oh yeah, I would hope you would want me alive rather than eat a dead person). (I knew what he meant, but sheesh!)