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Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 12:24:03 PM

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I'm interested in having some sort of slave feed or "chow", like a dog chow. A mix that contains all of the nutrients a slave needs to stay healthy and strong. Something easy for slave to prepare in bulk batches so that most of slave's time and focus can be on serving its Owner, not on having to think about feeding itself.

Does anyone have any experience with the above? Any advice or knowledge that would help me do it properly?

RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 12:25:25 PM

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Dinty moore beef stew, put in a dogfood can.

Cock for dessert.

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 12:26:30 PM

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Corned beef hash looks more like dog food.

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 12:30:24 PM

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Cock still looks like dessert for the slave.

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 12:35:40 PM

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Any real slave would eat real dog food on all fours, from a a dog bowl if told to.

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 12:44:36 PM

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 1:33:01 PM

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~FRing it~

Just my personal opinion and all, but it seems like it would take more time out of serving to have to create the slop that was supposed to cut down on the time taken away from serving. A good case of malnutrition because of not getting all the nutrients one needs because one had to go on some slave chow diet will also cut into serving time as well. Nothing kills a good time quicker than the walking dead.

Might I suggest a little less heavy porn based fantasy diet for you, OP? Or do like Ron suggests and just feed 'em cock. I'm serious on this and speak from an educational standpoint on this...malnutrition is nothing to fuck with. And from the sounds of it, you don't know what you are doing if you are asking for recipes.

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 1:42:55 PM

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A diet of canned goods, especially pet food, is unhealthy for a person.

If you are considering this, then you are a dipshit for many reasons.

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 2:07:44 PM

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If this is just something for an extended scene - a few days maybe - you could look up recipes for home-made emergency rations. In England you can buy army-approved 24-hour ration kits which are pretty balanced and convenient but would be expensive to do every day.

In the short term the suggestion of making a hash/stew type meal would work. You could also probably put together some reasonably nutritious home made energy bars or granola if you wanted something that looked more like dog biscuits. That would allow you to act out the fantasy. If you were thinking this is ALL the slave would eat for more than a day or two at a time, then it's probably not possible without missing out some important nutrient. Or rather, it would be possible, but probably very expensive and time consuming to make something completely balanced and as such would defeat the object. You'd probably be best just signing up to one of those plans where they send you balanced ready-cooked meals every month.

I can see the fantasy of having doggy-chow type food but in reality I don't think it would actually save them any time. Also if this is a long term 24/7 situation, how demanding are you? I've never not had time to eat because I'm busy serving - in fact, I cook food for him as part of service.

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 4:14:40 PM

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I want that 'puppy chow' candy as my main diet source. Can I get a Master to make that for me and hand feed it to me?

What do you mean I sound more Dom than slave?

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 4:37:12 PM

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Cock still looks like dessert for the slave.

Tee hee hee hee!

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 5:39:36 PM

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Porn indeed. So while she's spending hours making puppy chow, she isn't cooking you dinner. You're going to be doing that for yourself.

How much time does it take for her to make two roast chicken quarters instead of just one?

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 6:40:28 PM

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I've got to admit, when I first saw the heading, I thought it said "Slaves Feet." I thought whaaaaaat???!

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 8:33:20 PM

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Didn't get any less WTF once you got in the door, did it?

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 8:46:27 PM

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Didn't get any less WTF once you got in the door, did it?

Hahahaha...right you are!

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 8:57:19 PM

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I recommend using Nutrisystem meals, with ordering extras for to get sufficient calories if you're not also having her diet. It won't look anything like dog chow, but it will taste just as bad. All their meals are quick and easy, as well as nutritionally balanced (often more so than the average American's diet). Just keep in mind that their normal plan only provides a fraction of the calories she'll need long term, and you can't actually keep her on just that low a caloric intake indefinitely. Adding extra meals to her diet should solve that problem easily though.

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 9:46:51 PM

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OP is too young to catch the reference :)

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 9:50:11 PM

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lololol

Yeah...even the slaviest slave wants some real food after a while. Corned beef hash -- the Hormel kind -- definitely looks and smells like dog food before it's cooked, I agree. Wouldn't wanna clean up that slave's feces though. Can you say "diarrhea"?

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A diet of canned goods, especially pet food, is unhealthy for a person.

If you are considering this, then you are a dipshit for many reasons.

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 9:52:44 PM

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Didn't get any less WTF once you got in the door, did it?

It's good to have a truly WTF thread going towards the weekend. I still miss "feeded with worms".

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RE: Recipes for slave feed? - 3/28/2013 9:56:43 PM

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Lol that was classic WTF on a whole 'nother level

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