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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/1/2013 1:00:22 PM   
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Will you put out cigarettes on my dick? Nope!

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/1/2013 5:26:42 PM   
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I caught my online dom talking to/cybering with another sub; should I be upset? -- NOPE.

I ignored multiple yellow and red flags and now I'm in a dysfunctional relationship with a dom/sub who is violating my boundaries/breaking the agreements we made. What should I do? By the way, I'm 47 years old. -- NOPE.

I'm unhappy in my relationship but I haven't communicated with my dom/sub about it. Instead, I came to a message board full of strangers to fix my problems. -- NOPE.

I'm looking for a mistress who will castrate me and make me her sissy eunuch. -- NOPE.

Dear Mistress/Goddess/Princess, I'm looking for a woman more than 20 years younger than I am who will fully train me. In return, I will turn over my social security checks. -- NOPE.


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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/1/2013 6:58:05 PM   
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This thread just keeps getting better and better!

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/1/2013 11:30:18 PM   
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Love Your thoughts! Period! They are fab >>>>

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/1/2013 11:54:00 PM   
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Roch ...

Known you are African American for years .... and intelligent, as well as articulate too.

That said, let me ask you an off the wall question ... and I guess I will answer, too. LOL

At Gettysburg ... who changed the course of the civil war, and emancipation?


If your answer is: JEB Stuart's Confederate "Invinciblle's"; then be very happy they were defeated by George Armstrong Custer and his Michigan Cavalry.

Heck, this is so obscure a fact, it wasn't even on the news in Michigan, during the July 150th anniversary of Gettysburg.

If you doubt me, read the book, " The Cavalry Battle that Saved the Union"; by Paul Walker.

Why bring it up here?

Well, this thread is 50 shades of humor ... and you said you were African American ... so I thought I would shove this in! LOL



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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/1/2013 11:55:32 PM   
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I would have said it was Longstreet, because of his delaying and shilly-shallying. Or maybe Lee for fighting on a ground that wasn't suited .

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/2/2013 12:08:52 AM   
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I'm a not-so-young and not-so-fit Master. I'm only looking for a 20-24 year old SUB SLAVE BITCH who could be a Victoria's Secret model. You will leave everything behind. You will live naked and chained when not at your job. You will hand over all your pay to me. You will...


NOPE.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/2/2013 2:51:10 AM   
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I am older than your father and just got my script of Viagra filled. You will kneel for me and suck my cock, slut! Nope

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/2/2013 4:15:01 AM   
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Oh! The "slash typing" thing! Biggest annoyance ever. How do people who type like that ever have an online conversation? It would take weeks to say "Hi - how was your day?"

IP~

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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

I'm 18 years old, still live with my parents, attend college, work part-time at Walmart, have never been to a munch or other event, and all of my kink experience comes from watching YouTube, reading 50 Shades, and/or Gorean IRC role-play. Call me Master. -- NOPE.

As a slave, I will be kept naked and caged 24/7 except when taken out to sexually service my master/mistress. -- NOPE.

As a slave, this one will always speak in third person, use non-standard capitalization, and R/randomly A/add S/slashes T/to W/words, E/especially P/pronouns. -- NOPE.

I am a disciple of the One Twue Way and will now bestow the benefit of my wisdom upon you lowly peasants. -- NOPE.



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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/2/2013 7:01:34 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: seekingOwnertoo

Roch ...

Known you are African American for years .... and intelligent, as well as articulate too.

That said, let me ask you an off the wall question ... and I guess I will answer, too. LOL

At Gettysburg ... who changed the course of the civil war, and emancipation?


If your answer is: JEB Stuart's Confederate "Invinciblle's"; then be very happy they were defeated by George Armstrong Custer and his Michigan Cavalry.

Heck, this is so obscure a fact, it wasn't even on the news in Michigan, during the July 150th anniversary of Gettysburg.

If you doubt me, read the book, " The Cavalry Battle that Saved the Union"; by Paul Walker.

Why bring it up here?

Well, this thread is 50 shades of humor ... and you said you were African American ... so I thought I would shove this in! LOL




Lots of those moments during Gettysburgh, Lee ordering Pickett's charge through an exposed wheat field when the union had the higher ground, Joshua Chamberlain and his Maine boys running up under fire to take little Round Top (if the confederates took that, the union would have been in deep shit), and of course, the fact that Lee even tried invading the north, that cost him every time:). On the other hand, the battle was lengthened by Dan Hooker and some really bad decisions (what do you want for a man who was the first person in US history I believe to get off of killing his wife and her lover on a plea of temporary insanity and gave the euphemism of hookers to prostitutes from the 'camp followers' he enjoyed:). I know I am way off topic, but if anyone plans on going to Gettysburg, I highly recommend going to the national stables and going on a tour by horseback, on top of everything else, the guides are incredible, most of them have Phd level knowledge of history....


Hmm, what are some of my favorites?

- "You aren't doing that right, I want it done like this, what do you mean you want have sex with me, I paid for this" (from a pro domme friend of mine, describing more than a few of the well off clients who come to 'serve' the mistresses')

-"I want to be your live in 'shemale' sub, mistress, you know, like so you would have to help me get the right wardrobe,get dressed, do makeup, and make sure I do my job right....."

-'I have read Rana of Gor several times, so of course I would be the perfect master for you'

-'I am Lady Elegance of the House of Persephone, so I expect you to kneel before me anytime you are near me, do anything I ask of you, and beg permission to speak to me' (nope, not someone I was playing with or serving or whatever, someone I was introduced to at a play party, with my Domme with me, and saying I should recognize her 'title' and so forth and treat her as her position demands...blah).

-'If you are really sub, you would have no trouble going home with me, letting me do what I want to you' (you would be amazed the number of guys who would say these things to me, when they found out/figured out I was trans, at clubs and such when I was early in transition).

-'no, no, I am straight, I love girls' (from a friend of mine and from experience, guys who claim they are straight, love trans girls for being more 'real' women to them, and wanting you to screw them; not really bd/sm, but still kind of in the same spirit).

-'I read 50 shades of Gray, and I want to know if it would be okay to use a plugged in power chord as a play thing' (not really funny, obviously, but this was asked of a friend of mine who is licensed electrician by someone at a neighborhood gathering).

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/2/2013 7:46:34 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: njlauren

................gave the euphemism of hookers to prostitutes from the 'camp followers' he enjoyed:)..............



I read that the term "hooker" came from prostitutes that had 2nd story cribs. They would put the john's clothes and shoes on the window sill and an accomplice would hook them from the sill.

ETA: more "hooker" theories: http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-hoo4.htm

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/2/2013 8:06:52 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: hlen5

I'm a not-so-young and not-so-fit Master. I'm only looking for a 20-24 year old SUB SLAVE BITCH who could be a Victoria's Secret model. You will leave everything behind. You will live naked and chained when not at your job. You will hand over all your pay to me. You will...


NOPE.


Really now.......it works for me, I mean I've gotta make a living somehow.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/2/2013 10:13:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: IvoryPearls

Oh! The "slash typing" thing! Biggest annoyance ever. How do people who type like that ever have an online conversation? It would take weeks to say "Hi - how was your day?"

IP~

H/hi,- H/how W/was Y/your D/day? took me about twenty one seconds to type.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/2/2013 11:08:22 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman


quote:

ORIGINAL: IvoryPearls

Oh! The "slash typing" thing! Biggest annoyance ever. How do people who type like that ever have an online conversation? It would take weeks to say "Hi - how was your day?"

IP~

H/hi,- H/how W/was Y/your D/day? took me about twenty one seconds to type.


But it feels like weeks just reading it as you type….. Lol. God I hate slashy speak, I just want to open a vein whenever i see it, which fortunately isn't often.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/2/2013 12:24:13 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi

God I hate slashy speak, I just want to open a vein whenever i see it, which fortunately isn't often.


Sorry, lizi, you must hate reading my posts at times, although I gravitate more toward keeping it initial cap or lower case, separately. It gets slashy in my profile. I got in the habit of doing that from texting my last sub, who was accustomed to texting me like that. I try to reserve it for more personal use for the most part.

What is it, if you do something straight through for 21 days, it becomes a habit I've heard.


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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/4/2013 7:38:56 PM   
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Dear Mistress/Princess/Goddess, I will be in your area on XYZ date and want to know if you are available for sessions. -- NOPE.

Ohai, I sent you a friends request even though we've never met and I haven't bothered to send you a PM to ask if it's okay. -- NOPE.

My master wants me to find another woman to perform with for his pleasure, even though I'm straight. You interested? -- NOPE.

We've never met and only exchanged a couple of PMs, but now I'm going to make overly-forward and sexual comments to you. -- NOPE.

My submission is a gift and will only be bestowed upon the lucky dominant who manages to slay all of my emotional dragons. -- NOPE.


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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/4/2013 10:08:12 PM   
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Will you fart on my face, make fun of my tiny dick, and laugh at me while I wear women's lingerie because that's why gets ME and off and those are MY fetishes. But I'm a submissive and my whole world revolves around serving my Mistress.

Nope.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/5/2013 2:42:57 AM   
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I have nothing on my profile and no pictures, but demand you talk to me and prove that you are real- Nope

Meet me at (Your house, my place, my hotel) I'll give you $$$. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T MEET ME WHEN I TELL YOU TOO!?!? !#$!#$!% FAKE- Nope

Nice Ass, tits- Nope

Mistress will you please slap my balls, piss in my mouth, make me suck cock, and turn me into a prostitute- Nope

I didn't bother reading your profile, but I'm going to message you anyways- Nope

You're a Domme I'm a Dom be my girlfriend- Nope

You're only 22 what do you know- Nope

I'm not into FinDom but I like...-Nope

FinDom isn't a real fetish, now fuck my 63yo ass with a strap on NOW!!- Nope

What do you mean I can't serve you I have $$$$!- Nope

What would you do to me mistress- Nope

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/5/2013 4:20:55 AM   
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I will insert my idiosyncratic methods of communication , no matter how annoying , into every sentence of my posts - for example - how the fuck are you? I'm fucking well, thank the fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Thanks for fucking asking. NOPE!!!!!!!

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/5/2013 7:38:56 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman


quote:

ORIGINAL: IvoryPearls

Oh! The "slash typing" thing! Biggest annoyance ever. How do people who type like that ever have an online conversation? It would take weeks to say "Hi - how was your day?"

IP~

H/hi,- H/how W/was Y/your D/day? took me about twenty one seconds to type.


But it feels like weeks just reading it as you type….. Lol. God I hate slashy speak, I just want to open a vein whenever i see it, which fortunately isn't often.


It's okay for those who need to see it that way, but it makes my eyes cross if there are more than a few in a paragraph.

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