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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/29/2013 10:42:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl

The ultimate submission is bending over for you and taking your strap-on. NOPE.

Please, Mistress, will you dominate me online?(Amounts to watching him edge and wank off on cam) NOPE.

Goddess, I will submit to you fully by letting you do X, Y and Z to me. NOPE.

NBMG

I can live in hope though, can't I

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/29/2013 10:50:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

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-I'm looking for a toilet slave to drink my golden nectar, and eat my chunky Goddess chocolate. - Ummmmm, Ewwww! NOPE

Oh hell. You didn't *really* get one like that, did you? 'Chunky Goddess chocolate'. Ouch.

Hey, "Chunky Goddess Chocolate" would make a great band or album name.

What's the similarity between a Topic (English chocolate) bar & squirrel shit...you get nuts in every bite!

Not great I know, but, I just like to butt in

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/30/2013 6:02:17 AM

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(One word email) "Hi." - NOPE

"Even though I have a wife and 4 young unmentionables I am ready to abandon them to move in with you and be your full-time slave"- NOPE

"Everyone on CM is a loser....Can we talk?"- NOPE

"Are you available for no-strings D/S play?" NOPE

"Immediately after our first RT meeting I want you to take possession of me as your complete slave." - NOPE

"My profile lists the names of 20 Dominant women bashing them and calling them all kinds of awful names "because they are fakes" Can we talk?"- NOPE

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 12/8/2013 5:01:18 AM

FinDomme6000

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Hello Mistress please may I ask to be encased in cement? - NOPE

Hi Misses How are ya! - NOPE

WTF! Fuckin' Domme! Let's meet and see who is TOP here! - NOPE

Please Mistress, may I beg to be punished by YOU by caning me until there is nothing left of me? - NOPE

I am an inexperienced sub may I ask to have sex with you only now and again and I do whatever you want me to do - NOPE

Domme, deep down I know you liked to be spanked hard!.....don't you! - NOPE

I be your sub only when you promise to strangle me as I get off on it! - NOPE

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 12/8/2013 6:03:47 AM

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ORIGINAL: MsMJAY

"Even though I have a wife and 4 young unmentionables I am ready to abandon them to move in with you and be your full-time slave"- NOPE

Oh, that guy? He even asked me if he could come over and be my slave. Equal opportunity, 'cause he's bi.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 12/8/2013 10:50:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: FinDomme6000
Hello Mistress please may I ask to be encased in cement?

That's something I want sooooo bad, but only if she will bury me next to Jimmy Hoffa.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 12/8/2013 3:23:02 PM

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. . . Mistress (eerr..I'm a slave) please cut off my worthless prick. NOPE . . .

My Mistress friends get the castration version of that a lot in the yahoo groups. They like to say yes and then hook those poor guys into a phone call with me acting as the experienced assistant that is gonna' castrate them in front of her. Never fails, each and everyone backs out. Sometimes they bail out even before I get to the surgical stapler part. I am very polite and kind to them explaining in a nurturing voice that the emasuclator band will prevent them from bleeding too much and passing out. That way they can present their severed testicles to Mistress in tribute when we are done. Then, with a gleeful sadistic tone, I tell them how the band also helps push their balls away from their body so we can do it the traditional old fashioned way, although it is more painful, it proves to Mistress what a truly dedicated eunuch they are by experiencing all the pain from doing it the old way with a chopping block and an axe . . . That is usually where I hear them hang up.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 12/8/2013 9:37:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

My Mistress friends get the castration version of that a lot in the yahoo groups. They like to say yes and then hook those poor guys into a phone call with me acting as the experienced assistant that is gonna' castrate them in front of her. Never fails, each and everyone backs out. Sometimes they bail out even before I get to the surgical stapler part. I am very polite and kind to them explaining in a nurturing voice that the emasuclator band will prevent them from bleeding too much and passing out. That way they can present their severed testicles to Mistress in tribute when we are done. Then, with a gleeful sadistic tone, I tell them how the band also helps push their balls away from their body so we can do it the traditional old fashioned way, although it is more painful, it proves to Mistress what a truly dedicated eunuch they are by experiencing all the pain from doing it the old way with a chopping block and an axe . . . That is usually where I hear them hang up.

Jeeeesh, RS, I hope the two of you are charging by the minute. My prodomme friend does, and she's asked me a time or two to be the 'second mistress' and provide sound effects like me whipping a couch cushion or actually cracking on my motorcycle throttle in the driveway.

She charged them double, offered me half but I just asked her to pick up a friendly lunch tab. It's always hilarious. I could never do it for a living because I'd be cracking up the whole time and that's not really fair to the payer. Unless of course it was someone who likes being laughed at...