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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/8/2013 2:15:33 AM

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Will you run me over with your car, Mistress? NOPE. (I don't even drive! But I guess that doesn't matter to your murder charges.)

Would you stand on my neck in a scene? NOPE! (Dude, I'm like... 200 pounds, you'd be dead.)

I want to submit to you! (checks profile) "Looking for a filthy worthless cumslut to abuse!" (asks) "Oh I wrote that a few weeks ago before I knew what I really wanted." .....NOPE!

I will make you dominate my ass with a strapon! ...Good luck at making me do anything?

Hypnotize me to become a woman! Specifically a slutty girl! NOPE.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/8/2013 5:02:17 AM

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I know this is my first message to you but I want you to take complete ownership of me and my property and eventually make me kill myself.
Nope and see a psychiatrist ASAP.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/8/2013 12:00:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS

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ORIGINAL: SpyUnderCover

My favorite shade of "Nope" is something like ...

"Hello Mistress! Yes, I know I suddenly stopped replying to your messages weeks or months ago, but that's only because I had [insert major crisis here] happen, and now I'm back. I sincerely apologize; I'm hoping you won't see this behavior as peculiar or question my integrity and that you will give me another chance ... "

NOPE!!!

Spy

Ahhh, I see you've talked to that one too! LMAO

I've talked to so many with that same schtick I've lost count. If I had a dollar for each one ...

Spy

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/8/2013 6:31:05 PM

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Sadly those people make subs seeking to become owned nothing then jerk offs looking for a wank off

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/8/2013 7:28:21 PM

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I am a dominate and I will force you to dominant me. NOPE

Mistress (eerr..I'm a slave) please cut off my worthless prick. NOPE

You are fat, lazy, a cunt, stupid, a dumbfuck but in the next email to you I will ask you if would like to meet and fuck. NOPE

Your Master is worthless. I'll show you what a real Master is like. NOPE

I know your profile says that you're only looking for platonic conversations but I'm the exception because I'm so special. NOPE

I will come over and clean your house for you even though I live thousands of miles away from you. NOPE

I'm a sissy sub. Will your Master allow me to suck his cock? NOPE

I'm a gay domme and even though you are straight I can turn anyone! NOPE

I will love you and kiss you and call you George! NOPE (for those who remember Looney Toons)

Me hav a degre from Hrvard so im reely smart so youell luv mee as yer dome. NOPE

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/8/2013 8:50:43 PM

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I will be retiring soon from my position as head of my country's anti-drug unit and am required to relocate in the USA. I will be on a house hunting trip to your city soon and ..... NOPE.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/10/2013 6:15:47 PM

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This is the shit that actually shows up in my inbox:

"I'm married but in the process of getting divorced"-NOPE
"I'm married but in a loveless/sexless marriage"-NOPE
*NOTE* I am not against the idea of a poly situation with a married couple. However, that requires ALL parties to be open and honest with each other
"Send me money right now or you are fake" NOPE, and FUCK YOU.
(sent from a male sub profile)"Hello Master" Hmmm. Last I checked I identified as a straight male sub. NOPE

I give up.

< Message edited by RomanticRebel -- 11/10/2013 6:17:39 PM >

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/10/2013 6:21:53 PM

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Wait, what? I thought only women got the "I'm in a loveless marriage/divorce" crap lol

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/11/2013 9:27:52 AM

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ORIGINAL: RomanticRebel

This is the shit that actually shows up in my inbox:

"I'm married but in the process of getting divorced"-NOPE
"I'm married but in a loveless/sexless marriage"-NOPE
*NOTE* I am not against the idea of a poly situation with a married couple. However, that requires ALL parties to be open and honest with each other
"Send me money right now or you are fake" NOPE, and FUCK YOU.
(sent from a male sub profile)"Hello Master" Hmmm. Last I checked I identified as a straight male sub. NOPE

I give up.

Don't give up, RR. Some of us are real and have both our feet planted on the earth. ;-)

Spy

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/11/2013 10:13:22 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: RomanticRebel

This is the shit that actually shows up in my inbox:

"I'm married but in the process of getting divorced"-NOPE
"I'm married but in a loveless/sexless marriage"-NOPE
*NOTE* I am not against the idea of a poly situation with a married couple. However, that requires ALL parties to be open and honest with each other
"Send me money right now or you are fake" NOPE, and FUCK YOU.
(sent from a male sub profile)"Hello Master" Hmmm. Last I checked I identified as a straight male sub. NOPE

I give up.

Well, since I specifically am NON-sexual D/s and require chastity cages be worn when they Serve here, the fact that they are married isn't a "Nope" for Me. In fact I've chatted with and coached a couple of the wives to assert themselves a little better. They seem to really like the chastity cage idea.

However I've also had subs write Me:
"I'm married and looking to have an affair"---NOPE

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/11/2013 1:36:46 PM

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Hi Mam! Yes I red you're profile and sow that its say's you like subbs who haev strongk verble skillz and that u sujjest thye uze spel chkker butt I thot Id right to u ennyway ...

NOPE!!

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/11/2013 1:43:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: SpyUnderCover

Hi Mam! Yes I red you're profile and sow that its say's you like subbs who haev strongk verble skillz and that u sujjest thye uze spel chkker butt I thot Id right to u ennyway ...

NOPE!!

This makes my brain hurt. Is that even a recognizable language?

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/11/2013 1:47:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS

Well, since I specifically am NON-sexual D/s and require chastity cages be worn when they Serve here, the fact that they are married isn't a "Nope" for Me. In fact I've chatted with and coached a couple of the wives to assert themselves a little better. They seem to really like the chastity cage idea.

However I've also had subs write Me:
"I'm married and looking to have an affair"---NOPE

The situation you first describe leads me to believe that there is a certain level of openness and honesty with said wives. That said, the second one is just further proof in my mind that there are dirtbags that match any description.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/11/2013 2:28:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: sheisreeds

DICK, DICK, DICK NOPE

Oh my god, my sides!

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/12/2013 9:35:40 AM

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-Click on the link to go to my Amazon Wishlist -- NOPE!

-I don't like communicating on CM. My YIM ID is WalletRaper at Yahoo, contact me there. -- NOPE!

-Meet me on Niteflirt. -- NOPE!

-I have used panties you can buy. -- NOPE!

-I require a tithe from all of my slaves. -- NOPE!

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/12/2013 3:04:10 PM

MAINEiacMISTRESS

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I received this one today:

Got any ass pics? tight spandex ass pics? --NOPE

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/12/2013 4:27:03 PM

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Ohai random werido, let me give you my screen name for the other kink site without any introduction or effort at conversation on your part. -- NOPE.

Oh, Mistress/Goddess/Princess, please abuse and humiliate me on cam, I WILL TRIBUTE YOU! -- NOPE.

I didn't bother to read your profile that says you're only looking for friends so here's a sad, copypasta solicitation email. Contact me right away so we can get started. -- NOPE.

I know your profile says you're only looking for friends but... -- NOPE.

(And from the other kink site...) I DEMAND ANSWERS ABOUT THIS GROUP BUT I DON'T LIKE THE ANSWERS I GET SO I WILL KEEP DEMANDING UNTIL I GET THE ANSWERS I WANT!!1! -- NOPE.

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/25/2013 4:58:16 PM

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ORIGINAL: njlauren

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ORIGINAL: seekingOwnertoo

Roch ...

Known you are African American for years .... and intelligent, as well as articulate too.

That said, let me ask you an off the wall question ... and I guess I will answer, too. LOL

At Gettysburg ... who changed the course of the civil war, and emancipation?

If your answer is: JEB Stuart's Confederate "Invinciblle's"; then be very happy they were defeated by George Armstrong Custer and his Michigan Cavalry.

Heck, this is so obscure a fact, it wasn't even on the news in Michigan, during the July 150th anniversary of Gettysburg.

If you doubt me, read the book, " The Cavalry Battle that Saved the Union"; by Paul Walker.

Why bring it up here?

Well, this thread is 50 shades of humor ... and you said you were African American ... so I thought I would shove this in! LOL

Lots of those moments during Gettysburgh, Lee ordering Pickett's charge through an exposed wheat field when the union had the higher ground, Joshua Chamberlain and his Maine boys running up under fire to take little Round Top (if the confederates took that, the union would have been in deep shit), and of course, the fact that Lee even tried invading the north, that cost him every time:). On the other hand, the battle was lengthened by Dan Hooker and some really bad decisions (what do you want for a man who was the first person in US history I believe to get off of killing his wife and her lover on a plea of temporary insanity and gave the euphemism of hookers to prostitutes from the 'camp followers' he enjoyed:). I know I am way off topic, but if anyone plans on going to Gettysburg, I highly recommend going to the national stables and going on a tour by horseback, on top of everything else, the guides are incredible, most of them have Phd level knowledge of history....

This tread is old, so I will throw this out. Your comment on the horseback ride tour is fascinating! Sounds like a real adventure through days of history. Did they take you 3 miles east of Gettysburg, to East Cavalry Field? Where the Michigan Monument is located on Custer Road?

That said, knew there were lots of moments in that battle, but the point of the book, Lee's plan on the fateful final day, was a simultaneous attack. Picketts charge from the front, Jeb Stuart from the rear ...

Except, JEB Stuart ran into Custer ...

The author, a former Armored Cavalry Officer, and instructor in tactics, maintains that part of the battle escapes the view of all Historians.

< Message edited by seekingOwnertoo -- 11/25/2013 5:10:30 PM >

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/25/2013 5:11:17 PM

seekingOwnertoo

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quote:

ORIGINAL: njlauren

quote:

ORIGINAL: seekingOwnertoo

Roch ...

Known you are African American for years .... and intelligent, as well as articulate too.

That said, let me ask you an off the wall question ... and I guess I will answer, too. LOL

At Gettysburg ... who changed the course of the civil war, and emancipation?

If your answer is: JEB Stuart's Confederate "Invinciblle's"; then be very happy they were defeated by George Armstrong Custer and his Michigan Cavalry.

Heck, this is so obscure a fact, it wasn't even on the news in Michigan, during the July 150th anniversary of Gettysburg.

If you doubt me, read the book, " The Cavalry Battle that Saved the Union"; by Paul Walker.

Why bring it up here?

Well, this thread is 50 shades of humor ... and you said you were African American ... so I thought I would shove this in! LOL

quote:

Lots of those moments during Gettysburgh, Lee ordering Pickett's charge through an exposed wheat field when the union had the higher ground, Joshua Chamberlain and his Maine boys running up under fire to take little Round Top (if the confederates took that, the union would have been in deep shit), and of course, the fact that Lee even tried invading the north, that cost him every time:). On the other hand, the battle was lengthened by Dan Hooker and some really bad decisions (what do you want for a man who was the first person in US history I believe to get off of killing his wife and her lover on a plea of temporary insanity and gave the euphemism of hookers to prostitutes from the 'camp followers' he enjoyed:). I know I am way off topic, but if anyone plans on going to Gettysburg, I highly recommend going to the national stables and going on a tour by horseback, on top of everything else, the guides are incredible, most of them have Phd level knowledge of history....

This tread is old, so I will throw this out. Your comment on the horseback ride tour is fascinating! Sounds like a real adventure through days of history. Did they take you 3 miles east of Gettysburg, to East Cavalry Field? Where the Michigan Monument is located on Custer Road?

That said, knew there were lots of moments in that battle, but the point of the book, Lee's plan on the fateful final day, was a simultaneous attack. Picketts charge from the front, Jeb Stuart from the rear ...

Except, JEB Stuart ran into Custer ...

The author, a former Armored Cavalry Officer, and instructor in tactics, maintains that part of the battle escapes the view of all Historians.

< Message edited by seekingOwnertoo -- 11/25/2013 5:13:58 PM >

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Heck I had one in 2010 .. now in 2013 another! Yes you can say, i am just a gifted slow learner!

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RE: 50 Shades of NOPE - 11/25/2013 9:43:53 PM

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All you need is a good fucking to show you that men are the real dominants. Nope

I am a submissive male who wants you to come live with me and cook and rub my feet in return for free rent. Nope

I want to be chained to the bed for 10 days, and fed through a straw. Nope

I want to be kidnapped and never seen or heard from again. Nope

I "do" try to remember.. my kink is not your kink and so on, but sometimes it mystifies me.

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