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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/23/2014 1:39:47 PM

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Wow! Just wow! I never dreamed that I'd have better sex in prison.

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/24/2014 12:36:54 AM

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Jeez, that was so ho-hum, my mascara didn't even run, my hair is not a mess, I am not sore anywhere and no clothes were ripped.

WTF?

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/24/2014 1:36:20 AM

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I really said this to someone

"When I first met you, I thought you were suave, smooth talker, and a total playboy, that you've probably screwed like a million women and just BSing me as IF, you had so little sexual experience, but after last night..., I believe you."

What was I thinking right? I really liked him! Sometimes, I need to put my foot in my mouth!

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 1/24/2014 5:27:34 PM

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I guess I'm just gonna hump my pillow now..

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/1/2014 12:32:48 PM

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I hoped it would be a case of; pretty wrapping paper with a nice bow, but the box turned out worse than last night's greasy Chinese delivery...

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/2/2014 6:41:41 AM

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"Hi...I really need to get my account straightened out....Yes....I'll hold..."

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/2/2014 6:48:58 AM

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Really.....you shouldn't have.

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/2/2014 7:44:24 AM

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I wouldn't know what to say - I've never had "bad sex"

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/2/2014 7:36:24 PM

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What the hell? Are you a sheep? Cause ewe were just terrible!

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/2/2014 7:42:55 PM

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"No, really. I always yawn like that when I climax."

"Well, what you lack in size, you make up for in speed."

"Look, lover boy, $100 means $100. I don't care if that works out to $200 a minute for you."

"Dammit, Mom! Knock first!"

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/5/2014 5:51:04 PM

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That was fine honey, but now is a good time for you to get up close and personal with the little bald guy in the roll-boat...

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/5/2014 5:59:41 PM

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"You remember when you used to tell me 'relationships are 90/10....you give 90 and only expect 10 back'? What do you say tonight, you give your 10?"

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/5/2014 6:01:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

"I knew I should have hit on your girlfriend more!"

"Have you been paralyzed since birth or just since the fifth drink?"

"You really don't know why your husband left you? I have an idea ..."

"Of all the sexual experiences I've ever had, that was almost one of them"

"Honey, I know no one is ever going to mistake me for Johnny Holmes but being with you was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/6/2014 9:12:49 AM

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Your Mother raaawwwwwwksssssssssss!

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/6/2014 11:48:05 PM

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Is it in yet?

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/7/2014 12:00:28 AM

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That's not my signet ring catching the skin, it's my wristwatch

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/7/2014 12:03:12 AM

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No, I'm not repeating myself, that's an echo we're getting

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/7/2014 12:04:35 AM

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How about you just lie still like you have been doing for 20 minutes and I'll put my hand in too and make my own entertainment

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/7/2014 6:30:50 PM

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The police are here.

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/8/2014 1:49:36 AM

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next time I'll take the rohypnol

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