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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/16/2014 9:34:04 PM   
WCossey


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So from my guess you use to be the star of a "donkey show" right?

Listen if I wanted to screw a corpse I would have dug one up.

"pull out a cattle prod" let's try this again.

Get off of me, I will do it myself.

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/26/2014 11:17:43 AM   
slavekate80


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/27/2014 2:12:19 AM   
TenderTorment


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/27/2014 3:17:49 AM   
DaddySatyr


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/27/2014 6:48:07 AM   
theshytype


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Status: offline 		I'm not proud of this and is completely unlike me, but I've actually said "That's it?" Then, while getting dressed "You're gonna go now, right?"
It just slipped out.  He acted like he had so much game, he had anything but.  He's lucky I didn't comment on his member that he claimed was so big...

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/27/2014 6:57:41 AM   
SweetAnise


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/27/2014 4:35:40 PM   
LadyMondenschein


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Status: offline 		he said that he used to take AndroCur to kill his sex drive; I asked how can he hope to kill something that does not exist?

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/27/2014 10:51:41 PM   
Sirspassion


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Status: offline 		Lemme help you baby perfect your craft! Here we go...

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 2/28/2014 2:08:10 PM   
bachus


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Status: offline 		Bad sex, I never have bad sex, I always enjoy myself

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 3/8/2014 4:14:08 AM   
BecomingV


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Status: offline 		I want to get even better at this. Can we practice some more?

I don't have sex with anyone whom I could treat less sensitively.

But, if I were to do so...

Nah, I couldn't. I'd just go into fits of uncontrollable laughter. I know... seems far worse!

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 3/10/2014 2:50:05 PM   
ExquisiteStings


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 4/12/2014 7:49:27 PM   
lalbobbilynn


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Status: offline 		What was THAT? NO, no THAT was not sex ..

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 4/12/2014 7:58:33 PM   
NiceButMeanGirl


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Is that your A-game!?

Is it in yet?

NBMG

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 4/13/2014 6:04:02 PM   
inkedv


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 4/13/2014 8:10:18 PM   
JollyBoots


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Status: offline 		Awww that's ok honey leave my money on the nightstand.

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 4/15/2014 7:01:47 AM   
Rasciallymisty


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 4/15/2014 7:17:50 AM   
SweetAnise


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 4/15/2014 7:26:47 AM   
windchymes


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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 4/18/2014 11:26:14 PM   
Bfirst


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Status: offline 		Are the fireworks canceled?

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RE: What you might say after bad sex - 5/11/2014 8:59:46 PM   
Culdron


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Status: offline 		Ummmm, well, thanks. Ummmm that was really, ummm yeah. Thanks.

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