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Vendaval -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/8/2007 7:26:06 PM)

Memorable quotes for Fight Club (1999)
 
http://imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes

Narrator: [V.O] This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
[Camera pans to a REMAINING MEN TOGETHER sign]
Narrator: [V.O] This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob.
Robert 'Bob' Paulson: We're still men.
Narrator: [slightly muffled due to Bob's enormous breasts] Yes, we're men. Men is what we are.
Narrator: [V.O] Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit...
Robert 'Bob' Paulson: They're gonna have to open my pecs again to drain the fluid.
Narrator: [V.O] Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.




FangsNfeet -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/8/2007 7:30:23 PM)

Manly quotes:

1. "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind.

2. Ash, Army of Darkness quotes:

"Who wants some. You, do you want some? Do you want a little?"

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

"Hail to the king baby"

3. Pro Wrestling Legend, Rick Flair:
"To be the man, you have to beat the man."

4. What's not a good quote from John Malkovich?

http://mielofon.com/actor/john_malkovich/
http://www.zaadz.com/quotes/John_Malkovich?size=tall

Knock Around Guys, Malcovich plays Teddy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211465/quotes

"I got shoes older than you, Kid; and tougher, too."
"I'd have you kicked in the uprights...."




Vendaval -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/8/2007 7:33:50 PM)

Memorable quotes for 
Le Pacte des loups,(Brotherhood of the Wolf) (2001)  
 
http://imdb.com/title/tt0237534/quotes

Sylvia: Do you know how Florentine women ensure their husbands come home? Every morning they slip him a slow poison, and every evening the antidote. That way, when the husband spends the night away, he has a very bad night.
Gregoire De Fronsac: You needn't resort to that.




Sinergy -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/8/2007 7:35:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun"



"Only the guy with the gun gets to yell."  Denis Leary, "The Ref" 




Vendaval -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/8/2007 8:08:17 PM)

Memorable quotes for The Untouchables,  (1987)
 
http://imdb.com/title/tt0094226/quotes
 
Malone: You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?
Ness: Anything and everything in my power.
Malone: And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they're not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead.
Ness: How do you do it then?
Malone: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?
Ness: I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.
Malone: Well, the Lord hates a coward. Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?
Ness: Yes.
Malone: Good, 'cause you just took one.




thompsonx -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/9/2007 8:08:30 PM)

From Monte Python and the Holy Grail.
After cutting off both arms and both legs of the black knight they ask if he will yield
"Come back and fight you cowards I will bite you on the knee"
thompson




Sinergy -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/9/2007 8:10:42 PM)

"What if somebody calls you a cocksucker?"

"They are two words put together to elicit an emotional response."  P. Swayze

"What if they call your mother a whore?"

"Is she?"  P. Swayze

Sinergy





popeye1250 -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/9/2007 8:14:56 PM)

Michael Jackson; "Tito, may I have a tissue?"
Tito; NO!"




Emperor1956 -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/9/2007 8:23:36 PM)

quote:

It isn't a quote, but that little nod Rick gives the band leader when the suicidal idiot Laszlo tells the bandleader to play La Marseillaise has got to make the theater knee deep in testosterone.



"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

E




Emperor1956 -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/9/2007 8:34:08 PM)

After reading the entire thread, and seeing quotes from Travis Bickel and Scarface, I realize that I've had it all wrong.  I thought it was "manliness" women liked...but it is apparently psychosis.  Who knew?

Anyway...the best macho quote from the best macho movie? 

From The Magnificent Seven:

Salesman [to gunslinger]: "So what kind of work are you fellas in?"

Steve McQueen: "We deal in lead."

--E




Attendedkarma -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/9/2007 8:44:25 PM)

Dogma- You cant be anal retentive if you dont have an anus...


Snootchie Booches...snoogins.. [:D] i love Jay and Silent Bob




ownedgirlie -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/9/2007 9:07:26 PM)

For Ron:

Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
[beat]
Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor...
[exaggerated]
Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS.






ownedgirlie -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/9/2007 9:11:58 PM)

From All Through the Night:

Alfred "Gloves" Donahue: Any message?
Barney: Should I leave out the curse words?
Alfred "Gloves" Donahue: Yeah.
Barney: No message.




FangsNfeet -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/9/2007 9:20:35 PM)

How could it be that no one has posted this Manly Quote

"Yippie Ky Yay Mother Fucker!" Bruce Willace in Die Hard.

In the Fith Element, I also like:

"I'm comming out to negociate"
Bang!

How much more manly can it get?




Vendaval -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/10/2007 9:43:22 PM)

Memorable quotes for Rambo: First Blood, (1982)
 
http://imdb.com/title/tt0083944/quotes

Trautman: You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.




Sinergy -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/10/2007 9:45:26 PM)

"Laugh while you can, monkey boy!"

John Lithgow, "Buckaroo Banzai in the 9th Dimension."




Vendaval -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/10/2007 9:49:49 PM)

Memorable quotes for Rambo: First Blood Part II, (1985)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0089880/quotes

Murdock: "Colonel are you sure Rambo's still in balance with the war? We can't afford having him involved in this mission and than crack in the pressure of that hell."
Trautman: "Pressure? Let me just say that Rambo is the best combat vet I've ever seen. A pure fighting machine with only a desire - to win a war that someone else lost. And if winning means he has to die - he'll die. No fear, no regrets. And one more thing, what you choose to call hell, he calls home."




trannysub007 -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/10/2007 10:32:08 PM)

"Lieutenant Snyder doesn't know shit."  Robert Redford as Johnny Hooker in  The Sting
 
"Don't give me any of your lip, kid." Also from The Sting, Paul Newman to Robert Redford
 
 i like that movie.




Vendaval -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/10/2007 10:53:53 PM)

Memorable quotes for Lethal Weapon, (1987)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0093409/quotes

Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.
Roger Murtaugh: Guess what?
Martin Riggs: What?
Roger Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you!
Martin Riggs: Hey, don't.
Roger Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been fucked!
Martin Riggs: Terrific.
Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. That's what it is.
Martin Riggs: Hate him back; it works for me.




seeksfemslave -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (3/11/2007 12:34:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

A wordsmith at the bottom of this ocean of F words MF words SOB words all  swirling in blood , gore, violent fantasy and general anti human depravity.

What good holding their manhood will do I dont know !!




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