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Sanity -> RE: Manliest Movie Quotes EVER. (1/4/2010 7:36:31 AM)
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Men In Black, 1997:
Zed: Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training.
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Bug: Ever pull the wing off a fly? Care to see the fly get even?
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Jay: There's only one way off this planet, baby, and that's through me.
[the bug kicks Jay aside]
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Jay: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
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James Edwards: Do you see this? Huh? NYPD! Means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down!
Perp: [not listening, seeming to be talking only to himself] He's coming! He's coming!
James Edwards: Yeah, and when he gets here, I'll arrest his ass too.
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[the Bug takes Dr. Weaver with him into the flying saucer]
Edgar: You're coming with me.
Dr. Weaver: What?
Edgar: It's a long trip. I'll need a snack.
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Jay: [stepping on an insect] Oh, was that your auntie? Then that must be your uncle over there.
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Kay: We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!
Jay: Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to...
Kay: There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they Do... Not... Know about it!
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Kay: Roaches check in...
[cocks gun]
Jay: [cocks gun] ... But they don't check out.
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Kay: Don't "Sir" me young man, you have no idea who you're dealing with.
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Kay: Keep him on THIS planet.
Jay: Kay, where are you going?
Kay: I'm going to get my gun back.
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Dr. Weaver: Interesting job you guys have.
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Kay: You're nothing but a smear on the Sports page to me, you slimy, ugly, intestinal parasite! Eat me! Eat me!
[the Bug swallows Kay whole]
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Kay: So what do you think?
Jay: Whew! Very interesting. She got a whole "queen of the undead" thing going on...
Kay: What about the body?
Jay: Great body...
Kay: The *dead* body.
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NYPD Sergeant at Edwards ' Interrogation: Edwards, if you were half the man that I am...
Jay: Hey man, what are you talking about? I *am* half the man that you are.
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James Edwards: Maybe you already answered this, but, why exactly are we here?
Zed: [noticing a recruit raising his hand] Son?
Second Lieutenent Jake Jenson: Second Lieutenant, Jake Jenson. West Point. Graduate with honors. We're here because you are looking for the best of the best of the best, sir!
[throws Edwards a contemptible glance]
Second Lieutenent Jake Jenson: [Edwards laughs]
Zed: What's so funny, Edwards?
James Edwards: Boy, Captain America over here! "Best of the best of the best, sir!" "With honors." Yeah, he's just really excited and he has no clue why we're here.
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Jay: Hey, when do I get my own memory-messer-upper thang?
Kay: When you grow up.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119654/quotes
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