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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/3/2015 5:53:31 PM   
camille65


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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 2:36:24 PM   
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'She's a very hairy girl, the kind you don't take home to mother'


Unless you were raised by wolves.

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I might join the mission to Mars, every mission needs a leader to stay calm and collected. I could bring her drinks and sandwiches.

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 3:55:46 PM   
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"Would you want to go without the very basic luxury of shaving? PLEASE donate to the Gillete®/Nair® fund and help those less fortunate...And those who love them"

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 4:29:28 PM   
usememistress775


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Excuse me sirs, and madames,

Could you please help us provide some of the most necessary grooming basics, necessities really, for women, and yes some men, who have a bush problem.
No ma'am not topiary trouble, but of a more delicate nature. Many men can't see their own tree for all the overgrown undergrowth, and that isn't even mentioning trying to stay down on a lady whilst her hairs are tickling your nose!

Please donate, think of all the extra orgasms.

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 4:38:01 PM   
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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 5:26:35 PM   
CreativeDominant


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Status: offline 		Oh God...70s porn bush. Do you know that after I saw my first porn (in 75), I wondered if there was maybe something wrong with the girls I'd been with because they were nowhere NEAR that......blessed?

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 5:49:10 PM   
usememistress775


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I feel I must ask, what was Jesus like in person?

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 5:52:38 PM   
Gauge


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ORIGINAL: usememistress775

75??!!!

I feel I must ask, what was Jesus like in person?


Keep asking questions like that and you will find out.

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 5:58:28 PM   
usememistress775


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ORIGINAL: usememistress775

75??!!!

I feel I must ask, what was Jesus like in person?


Keep asking questions like that and you will find out.


I think I stand a better chance of meeting Judas than Jesus, unless there's a Heaven/Hell mixer.

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 6:08:51 PM   
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Any dude who wants me shaved will have to do it himself. No I don't have the 70s porn bush thingy going on.

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 6:15:49 PM   
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Any dude who wants me shaved will have to do it himself. No I don't have the 70s porn bush thingy going on.

~whistles as he brings out the razor strop~

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 6:17:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: usememistress775

75??!!!

I feel I must ask, what was Jesus like in person?
Really? THATS where you want to go? ~sigh~

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 6:21:48 PM   
usememistress775


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant


quote:

ORIGINAL: usememistress775

75??!!!

I feel I must ask, what was Jesus like in person?
Really? THATS where you want to go? ~sigh~



Tempted to go with amazed that you can use a computer, but felt that agism was better with an older-than-dirt feel.

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 7:29:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: usememistress775


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant


quote:

ORIGINAL: usememistress775

75??!!!

I feel I must ask, what was Jesus like in person?
Really? THATS where you want to go? ~sigh~



Tempted to go with amazed that you can use a computer, but felt that agism was better with an older-than-dirt feel.

~sigh~ I am SO abused

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RE: To Shave or Not to Shave.... - 1/26/2015 7:33:07 PM   
usememistress775


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant


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ORIGINAL: usememistress775


quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant


quote:

ORIGINAL: usememistress775

75??!!!

I feel I must ask, what was Jesus like in person?
Really? THATS where you want to go? ~sigh~



Tempted to go with amazed that you can use a computer, but felt that agism was better with an older-than-dirt feel.

~sigh~ I am SO abused


Hey man, some guys pay lots of money to other guys pretending to be women to abuse them. You're getting it for free.


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