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Today I learned - 7/10/2006 4:34:24 PM

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This might flop, but on another I site I frequented, we used to have a running thread going about things we learned each day. It could be silly or gross, educational, sad, funny or whatever. So...

Today I learned that I really should pay more attention to exactly where I park my car at the train station parking lot. Ooops.

RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 4:36:10 PM

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I learned today that I shouldnt buy pepsi without caffiene....I've had a headache all day, and I cant get rid of it....buying pop with caffiene tomorrow.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 4:37:34 PM

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Today I learned my grandma (who is 82) never tongue kissed. and was married for 6o something years to my grandpa

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 4:40:29 PM

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Today I learned that ho matter how hard you try, your friends white cat will love you if you are wearing dark clothes and his black cat will love you if your wearing white.

DV

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 5:11:36 PM

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today I learned that I should sit between my borther and sister when going out to dinner with family

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 5:36:49 PM

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Cuddle today my lesson was close to yours, today I learned that I should never ever give my diet pepsi up for water, ug my head is KILLING me..it' pound pound pounding and I think..it's giving me a case of the crankies

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 6:27:24 PM

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I learned to never leave a pan of grease unattended on the stove.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 6:31:44 PM

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Today I learned that when my daughter says "Wait for me Mom, I will only be a few minutes..." not to park in the hot sun and leave the car running with the gas guage on empty....*sigh*

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 7:09:27 PM

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Today I learned that having a friend visit for a week is a wonderful thing, but having her go home and getting my privacy back is a really wonderful thing.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 7:16:22 PM

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That cleaning the house while the unmentionables are home...............

.............. makes about as much sense as shoveling the driveway while it is still snowing.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 7:24:39 PM

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Today I learned that I shouldn't read threads about ghosts while I'm home alone.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 8:33:10 PM

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Today I learned that the squat machine at the gym works better for me than doing free squats.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 8:37:31 PM

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Today I learned that you can collect a lot of junk if you keep telling yourself "well, you never know..."

(I took 6 big garbage cans and a BIG box of junk out to the dumpster from my bedroom closet today.... and no, I don't have a big closet!... )

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 8:41:01 PM

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Today I learned that, no matter how early I get out of work, the Kaptin's old mutt will still have peed on the kitchen floor before I get home.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 8:43:27 PM

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Today I learned that any kind of soda that has the word vanilla in it tastes like shit with a little club soda.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 8:46:10 PM

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Today I learned that it hurts when you are laying right on your tailbone during yoga. Ouch.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 8:47:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

Today I learned that any kind of soda that has the word vanilla in it tastes like shit with a little club soda.

I learned that lesson about a week ago, but I loved seeing it in print! Thank you!

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 8:50:59 PM

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About three minutes ago, i learned that just because you tell a person you're invloved with another person, the first person isn't going to necessarily leave you alone.

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 8:53:39 PM

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[quote: litleone8620
About three minutes ago, i learned that just because you tell a person you're invloved with another person, the first person isn't going to necessarily leave you alone.
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How long have you had internet use? YOU JUST LEARNED THAT 3 minutes ago? lol

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RE: Today I learned - 7/10/2006 9:24:36 PM

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that no matter how hot it is outside, no matter how steep and long the hike up the mountain might be, enjoy the high, breath deep and don't rush it; you'll get to where you belong, the wind will cool and embrace you, and the view will be phenomenal.

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