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New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:07:17 AM

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Hi there, I'm new to Collarspace. :)

I'm a 22 year old submissive and I am still pretty green to the lifestyle. I'm looking for friendship and conversation. I love music, art, hiking, napping, being a weirdo in general. I'm also a bit of a geek.

Figured I'd introduce myself, so hello!

RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:09:22 AM

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If you cannot play that guitar, I hope you're a masochist... You can't tease sadists like that.

Jus sayin

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:11:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

If you cannot play that guitar, I hope you're a masochist... You can't tease sadists like that.

Jus sayin

Can't I be both?

Guitar-playing, sadist-teasing masochists are kind of the bees knees.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:16:06 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

If you cannot play that guitar, I hope you're a masochist... You can't tease sadists like that.

Jus sayin

Can't I be both? Guitar-playing, sadist-teasing masochists are kind of the bees knees.

wot kind of game are you trying to run on me, girl? I do not believe in mythological creatures... Next thing you know you'll be trying to convince me that there is some magical creature that creates bacon, sausage, ribs, roast, steaks, tenderloin, pork rinds, etc... I'm not buying into your fairy tales.

Jus sayin

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:18:33 AM

Cell

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Glad to make your cleavage's acquaintance. Welcome.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:22:01 AM

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

If you cannot play that guitar, I hope you're a masochist... You can't tease sadists like that.

Jus sayin

Can't I be both? Guitar-playing, sadist-teasing masochists are kind of the bees knees.

wot kind of game are you trying to run on me, girl? I do not believe in mythological creatures... Next thing you know you'll be trying to convince me that there is some magical creature that creates bacon, sausage, ribs, roast, steaks, tenderloin, pork rinds, etc... I'm not buying into your fairy tales.

Jus sayin

We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P
And you know, there is a mystical creature that resides in many enchanted forests around this world. You must be very careful not to scare them, but if treated properly will provide the most succulent bacon, sausage, ribs, roasts, steaks, tenderloin, rinds that will ever touch your lips. I forget the name, though... pug, I think?

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:25:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: Cell

Glad to make your cleavage's acquaintance. Welcome.

My cleavage thanks you :)

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:30:55 AM

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P
And you know, there is a mystical creature that resides in many enchanted forests around this world. You must be very careful not to scare them, but if treated properly will provide the most succulent bacon, sausage, ribs, roasts, steaks, tenderloin, rinds that will ever touch your lips. I forget the name, though... pug, I think?

I shall not be lured in by you siren songs, Circe! You cannot trick me, for I am far too stupid.

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Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:36:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P
And you know, there is a mystical creature that resides in many enchanted forests around this world. You must be very careful not to scare them, but if treated properly will provide the most succulent bacon, sausage, ribs, roasts, steaks, tenderloin, rinds that will ever touch your lips. I forget the name, though... pug, I think?

I shall not be lured in by you siren songs, Circe! You cannot trick me, for I am far too stupid.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:39:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P
And you know, there is a mystical creature that resides in many enchanted forests around this world. You must be very careful not to scare them, but if treated properly will provide the most succulent bacon, sausage, ribs, roasts, steaks, tenderloin, rinds that will ever touch your lips. I forget the name, though... pug, I think?

I shall not be lured in by you siren songs, Circe! You cannot trick me, for I am far too stupid.

Yeah, that's wot they all say, then the next thing you know you're bacon, sausage, pork chops, ribs, etc...

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Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:48:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

We are very real, dear. And you've just encountered one who can tune her guitars by ear :P
And you know, there is a mystical creature that resides in many enchanted forests around this world. You must be very careful not to scare them, but if treated properly will provide the most succulent bacon, sausage, ribs, roasts, steaks, tenderloin, rinds that will ever touch your lips. I forget the name, though... pug, I think?

I shall not be lured in by you siren songs, Circe! You cannot trick me, for I am far too stupid.

Yeah, that's wot they all say, then the next thing you know you're bacon, sausage, pork chops, ribs, etc...

Well, although I am a masochist, I'm not particularly fond of being turned into food. Biting: yes, food: no.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:50:44 AM

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Well, as a lovely female on a site full of kinky men and women, you're meat for the beasts and a cute little chew toy. Those be the breaks m'Lady.

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Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:53:00 AM

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Well, as a lovely female on a site full of kinky men and women, you're meat for the beasts and a cute little chew toy. Those be the breaks m'Lady.

Tough break, isn't it?

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:57:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Well, as a lovely female on a site full of kinky men and women, you're meat for the beasts and a cute little chew toy. Those be the breaks m'Lady.

Tough break, isn't it?

Well, that depends on your perspective really... One woman's bliss may be another woman's nightmare. Although I tend to fall in the nightmare for all category.

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:57:32 AM

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Welcome! You should probably know that your search is over. You flirted with THe Tyrant and are now owned by him. That's just how it works. I don't make the rules. :)

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 8:58:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Welcome! You should probably know that your search is over. You flirted with THe Tyrant and are now owned by him. That's just how it works. I don't make the rules. :)

But you do follow them and, in the end, that is wot really matters

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Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:01:30 AM

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Nightmare, shmightmare
I have narcolepsy and nightmares every night. I'm hard to scare

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:02:56 AM

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Welcome! You should probably know that your search is over. You flirted with THe Tyrant and are now owned by him. That's just how it works. I don't make the rules. :)

Thank you :)
Uh, oh... I wasn't aware of the rules....

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:07:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

Nightmare, shmightmare
I have narcolepsy and nightmares every night. I'm hard to scare

Narcolepsy!!!! You're perfect!!!! I hate to drive, the job shall be yours. I'm already stenciling the "Narcolepyic Driver" signs. I would go with the black and yellow, but I don't want it confused with a student driver car, so I'm thinking cautionary neons... Gosh, I can already hear the screams, horns, sirens and the shouts of terror as the pedestrians flee the sidewalks... It's a happy day.

< Message edited by ExiledTyrant -- 5/10/2015 9:08:15 AM >

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Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

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RE: New to CS - 5/10/2015 9:09:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: DearOhDear

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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

Welcome! You should probably know that your search is over. You flirted with THe Tyrant and are now owned by him. That's just how it works. I don't make the rules. :)

Thank you :)
Uh, oh... I wasn't aware of the rules....

Ignorance of the law is no excuse. You should've read the TOS.

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To lead, first follow: Aurelius, Epictetus, Descartes, Sun Tzu, to name a few.

Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)

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