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Alumbrado -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:12:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I've never heard of armagnac.......sounds icky....



It is made from the grapes of Armagnac, the next province over from Cognac.
It is a slightly more 'fiery' liquid, not to everyone's taste, but hardly icky. 



TreSwank -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:12:54 PM)

I'm not pissed off by his being on a billboard.........I'm amused by it.  This thread was originally placed in the HUMOR section.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:13:41 PM)

I would feel like any girl on any given night at a bar.  You aint special to have this offered, except that others don't make a big deal of themselves.

Yours,


benji



puella -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:14:39 PM)

Ahh... you sounded a might bit fucked off from your choice of verbiage; my mistake.



TreSwank -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:15:35 PM)

My personal lexicon stays pretty incendiary.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:16:15 PM)

Maybe not pissed off, puella, my love, but jealous, perhaps?

Yours,


benji



puella -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:16:42 PM)

Haha, indeed benji, good observation... and it gets a bit worse than that even... I was in a starbucks waiting for my coffee and two 'Gentlemen' were rather loudly discussing my breasts...(I was in a buisness suit, btw, go figure)

You just ignore ignore ignore!



LaTigresse -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:17:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Armagnac is made similarily to Cognac, except of different grapes from a different region of France. 

Really, it's not evil, but not good, either.  We'll call it the purgatory of drinking.

Yours,


benji


Well shit, some kind of bartender I was!!! Although, in my defense..........I am in Iowa, USA............"hey babe, can you get me another cold one?!?!?"



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:19:24 PM)

I may be a bartender by trade, but also a sommelier and chef, so I happen to know quite a bit about anything food and beverage.

Well, that, and I drink like a fish.

Yours,


benji



LaTigresse -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:22:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I may be a bartender by trade, but also a sommelier and chef, so I happen to know quite a bit about anything food and beverage.

Well, that, and I drink like a fish.

Yours,


benji


A man that knows his beverages AND likes to cook! Be still my heart.............as she faints dead away.............



TreSwank -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:23:02 PM)

Am I jealous that this guy gets his own billboard?..................I SHO' AS HELL AM.  I guess that makes me, according to colloquial hip-hop slang, a "hater".  It might be funny for that guy to get his fifteen minutes, but MY quaint, but charming visage should be posted on huge signs all down I-95, just so mass groups people can be reminded of my presence on the planet earth every ten minutes or so.  Now that idea, sounds like a winner!



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:27:42 PM)

So why not just start out the thread with something along the lines of:

quote:

 

So other people get to be on billboards, and TreSwank does not.  Do all of you not recognize true talent when you see it?  I could out-act George Clooney, outsing Luciano Pavarotti, and out-model Andrew Stetson, so why I am I not as successful as they are?



It would have made our job even easier.

Yours,


benji



Aileen68 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:28:44 PM)

I want a billboard!



TreSwank -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:32:12 PM)

There's gotta be some government official that I can write, to make this happen.



Aileen68 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:34:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

There's gotta be some government official that I can write, to make this happen.

I bet if you offer to blow that said government official you'll get a billboard.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:36:04 PM)

Aileen?



Aileen68 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:36:46 PM)

Yes?



TreSwank -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:36:47 PM)

I can't do that!  The government official needs to realize, of his own volition, that giving TreSwank billboards all down I-95 is the only logical thing to do.



Aileen68 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:43:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

I can't do that!  The government official needs to realize, of his own volition, that giving me billboards all down I-95 is the only logical thing to do.


We're talking government officials here.  Just easier to blow em to get what you want.  Everybody else does.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:45:43 PM)

You, my dear, are hilarious.  Thank you.

Yours,


benji



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