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TreSwank -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:48:07 PM)

Everybody else might do that, but everyone else doesn't have an ego so large that it'll traipse into someone's house, smash framed pictures of their kids, shit in their living room, and eat the best food out of their fridge (figuratively speaking........I don't think many abstract concepts that have been able to grow legs and go on a housewrecking rampage).



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:52:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

shit in their living room



Hey!  Now we know where this guy came from!

Yours,


benji



TreSwank -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 2:55:59 PM)

Yes, my old drinkin' pal, gooddogbenji;  your creativity is boundless. As a matter of fact, I think it's a goddam shame that you haven't ascended to public office, with your "parade-wrecking" skills, you silver-tongued dog, you!



Aileen68 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:02:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

You, my dear, are hilarious.  Thank you.

Yours,


benji

And you my dear are just adorable.  You should have a billboard.
Adorable sells, you know.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:02:55 PM)

I just couldn't resist.  Tee hee.

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:04:39 PM)

Yeah, but it would have to be a special billboard with a built in sensor, so when a pedestrian goes by, it shoots out a spray of...  ummm...  yellow Kool-Aid or so.

Yours,


benji



WayWardSoul -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:13:30 PM)

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"TreSwank is a cowboy's sweetheart".


Well I guess we know where your coming from now, a little brokeback mountian for you [:D]



Emperor1956 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:15:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Now I am snorting water out my nose........just cuz.......well, I am considering the source and laughter is much better on the karma than the alternative.

btw, I still want to try that Remy stuff.......sounds yummy

Ahhhhhh, I was just told I had tried it and liked it...............hmmmmmm





Real starving artists only drink armangnac for their consumptive coughs....cognac is for the rich.  [8D]



No...they drink marc.   Or if they can get it, absinthe (the REAL stuff with the poisonous wormwood added, not the arriviste bar swill loved by 20 somethings.  Armangac is for those with really refined palates, or the really pretentious.

OH, and on reading more, Armangac is a brandy, like cognac, and as Benji and Alumbrado correctly said, it is made of grapes grown in a region of France known as...duh..Armangac (and bas Armangac).  The key is that a good Armangac is single run through the pot still, and cognac is double run, making cognac smoother, but also much more dull.  Dollar for dollar, a good armangac will outperform a good congac, until you get to the high high ends of the spirits. 

E.

(edited to add all that pedantic shit about French booze.)



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:23:51 PM)

Refined palates my ass!  Armagnac tastes like cowpiss, and believe me, I know my cowpiss!

Now, I just want to say that I believe I am the first person ever to flame someone about Armagnac on a BDSM website.  And I'm not even talking about fire play.

But seriously, marc is liquid death, yes, but a very European liquid death.  To be drinking that in North America would be very chic indeed, not at all starving artist.

Yours,


benji



Aileen68 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:26:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
I know my cowpiss!

Yours,


benji

I didn't know you were into watersports.  I learn a new thing every day.
Now I have to run on over to that thread and post this new knowledge.



Emperor1956 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:28:52 PM)

Benji, you have to go back and read my repost re: Armangac and reply!

And real French men drink marc mon frere.  (or is it mon chien?)  Yes it burns your mouth, burns your throat, burns your belly...and even burns your asshole the next day!  It is, how you say, the way zee Froinch know zey are alive!

Real American men drink bourbon.  Blantons, or Woodford Reserve if they can afford it.  I hear that Pappy van Winkle is pretty amazing stuff, but I've never yet had a sip.

E



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:29:07 PM)

How could you NOT know I was into watersports?????  I mean, what does my signature say?

Seriously.

Yours,


benji



Aileen68 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:30:30 PM)

bovine watersports.  That's intense.  Ever see a cow piss?



Emperor1956 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:32:26 PM)

Ever drink Kowpis?   Its a Japanese fermented milk product...sort of like Banzai Ovaltine.  You should try it.

E.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:33:15 PM)

I saw your edit afterwards.  Honestly, I have never had an Armagnac measure up to a Cognac dollar for dollar.  A great Armagnac is as good as a decent Cognac, but vive la difference, non?

As to marc, I know the French love it, but what I'm saying is in North America, drinking it would be very pretentious (just as drinking a double ristretto is normal in Europe, here people wouldn't even know that it's coffee)

Turns out real French men do exist!

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:34:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

bovine watersports.  That's intense.  Ever see a cow piss?



Like shotgunning a keg o' beer.  LOL

Yours,


benji



Aileen68 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:37:41 PM)

Oh that almost made me tinkle.  How appropriate.



Emperor1956 -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:38:22 PM)

We differ on palates.  I find most of the bar cognacs (Martell, Hennessey) overpriced and dull.  The exceptions are Hine which is generally drinkable, and Pierre Ferrand which goes from tasty at the low ends to heavenly at the top.  But give me a good armangac over a cognac any day.

I agree with you re: marc.

I can't believe I'm discussing spirits with a dog!   He tastes cognac...but do you know what he had in his mouth 15 minutes earlier????

E. 



gooddogbenji -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:38:46 PM)

I would never call you a cow, Aileen. 

Now the moment of truth - do you piss like one?  LOL

Yours,


benji



TreSwank -> RE: Artsy Bastards (7/25/2006 3:40:02 PM)

I think you may have taken a little bit of artistic license with the quote, but it's still good for a laugh.



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