slavekal -> RE: Why people WANT ME! (8/17/2006 9:27:55 PM)
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Because I try to make myself useful. After making Ms. Mlicious' dinner tonight, I ironed her skirt for tomorrow, then put some finishing touches on the rickshaw I built so that her feet rarely have to touch the ground at outdoor summer festivals. While she talked to her newest male servant on the phone, explaining to him that he could pick her up for their date tomorrow night at my house, I was beneath her serving as her toilet. Later, I lay under the table, massaging and worshipping her feet. This is why she wants me around.
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