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runincircles -> things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 3:36:28 PM)

Hi.  I was playing around a few mins ago and stuck about 10 M&Ms up my ass and 10 M&Ms up my pussy.  I got most of the candy out with my finger and by pushing, but there's still a lot of chocolate up each end.  Should I be worried, or will this work itself out?  Please reply quickly, I'm freakin out here.




sweetnurseBBW -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 3:43:41 PM)

This cant be real.[sm=confused.gif]. If it is the chocolate wont hurt you. Just cleanse in and out very well. Good luck with that.




runincircles -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 3:48:46 PM)

why do you say it can't be real?  I've seen weirder stuff than this on this board.  so if I just leave it alone it should all come out on its own?




Estring -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 3:51:48 PM)

Melts in your ass, not in your hand.




Yang4yin -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:00:03 PM)

Douche and enemas til the water runs clear!
Naughty girl.




WayWardSoul -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:05:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: runincircles

Hi.  I was playing around a few mins ago and stuck about 10 M&Ms up my ass and 10 M&Ms up my pussy.  I got most of the candy out with my finger and by pushing, but there's still a lot of chocolate up each end.  Should I be worried, or will this work itself out?  Please reply quickly, I'm freakin out here.


Just because I can't help myself, why 10 up both? Why not 20 or 5 for that matter or none. What did you learn from it?




Lupin1 -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:08:08 PM)

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runincircles -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:10:55 PM)

10 was just an estimate.  I wasn't really counting.  It was probably about 10, though.  I think I learned not to stick stuff up there I can get out.  Thought I think I've learned that lesson before...  I've just ignored it...




Aileen68 -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:23:19 PM)

A new concept on fudge packing huh?




Yang4yin -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:25:54 PM)

Next time, use bigger things, and things that don't melt -  like cherries.
Make it a positive experience by using those muscles!




runincircles -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:27:32 PM)

A whole new meaning to "popping my cherry".  sry... everyone else was throwing the puns in there, i just had to get in on it...




Yang4yin -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:28:59 PM)

I'm happy you saw and took the opportunity after I did the setup for you.  [:D]





runincircles -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:37:24 PM)

lol.  good teamwork.  but seriously, though.  should i be worried?




Aileen68 -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:40:25 PM)

I would think that the sugar isn't a good thing to have in there...will probably upset the balance and possibly lead to a yeast infection.  but not sure.




Yang4yin -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 4:55:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I would think that the sugar isn't a good thing to have in there...



That's why you need the douche and enemas. Let's get those dark cavities clean before you develop something nasty!




jamesthehumanrug -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 5:50:37 PM)

ya...........i'm answering you ,dearest runnin', in certain circles,
greetings,
if the chocolate; the fingers; and 'm ,and, m':(m and m: moi?!!?) did'nt push ,thru the internal A-hole wall ,into the other cavities ;there's no problem ;
,and,there's no actual strings attached to the lost candy, that goes all the way up ,to your heart ,that will kill you ,if you yank it out anytime later ,either ,cause: it's not gonna' attatch itself , to your heart ,or, other vital organs either....
However,if i may ask:
how did you think of attacking every orafice? ;[:-]
don't you have enuff future tops ,or sadists,to worry about already looking at your oraficies as game already !?
,or did you wanna' get ,to your orafices first,before another lost member even thinks about it!?
anyway, in a life time: it's, not the first ,or last sweet- thing you'll have shoved way ,up your azzz ,that you can't get rid of so easily ,by yourself;
believe me:, if you decide to go to the hospital-emergency-room ,for peace of mind, just to be cautious ,and,or  extra-extra- sure; they'll ,only say: "it's a personal visit", and, laff at you ; trust me ; I  KNOW [>:]....
quote:

ORIGINAL: runincircles

Hi.  I was playing around a few mins ago and stuck about 10 M&Ms up my ass and 10 M&Ms up my pussy.  I got most of the candy out with my finger and by pushing, but there's still a lot of chocolate up each end.  Should I be worried, or will this work itself out?  Please reply quickly, I'm freakin out here.




windchymes -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 6:25:32 PM)

I think it's a crime to waste delicious M&M's like that.  Chocolate is sacred.[;)]




tbear4759 -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 6:39:52 PM)

doh!




shigglyboom -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 6:54:48 PM)

What, nobody's quoted the Rolling Stones yet?

"She comes in colors everywhere....."


Runincolors, I'd bet you'll have some vaginal itching or unusual discharge in the next couple weeks - not the colorful stuff tonight, after that - if so, that will probably signal a yeast infection. Yeast live normally in your vagina and if you feed them sugar they start multiplying wildly. Google "yeast infection" for more details and if you start itching, see a doctor or get an over-the-counter remedy. Yeast infections are temporary harmless nuisances as long you treat them thoroughly.

I wouldn't douche either. Why push the nasty stuff even farther in?

"She's like a rainbow...."




KatyLied -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/23/2006 7:17:51 PM)

quote:

"She comes in colors everywhere....."


::laugh::

I hadn't even thought of the yeast thriving in sugar implications.  yeck.




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