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FelinePersuasion -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/24/2006 10:45:18 PM)
Sugar introduced int o the vagina can cause hella nasty yeast infections. beware of that anytime you stick anything with sugar up there.

marieToo -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/24/2006 10:48:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Estring Melts in your ass, not in your hand. LmfaoooOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

BrokenDoll -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/24/2006 10:50:33 PM)
why??? why do it??

Royalton -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/24/2006 10:58:33 PM)
Just don't fart naked...you may kill the cat

BrokenDoll -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/24/2006 11:05:45 PM)
OMG progectile farting!!!!!!!!!!

LeatherRose -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/24/2006 11:18:24 PM)
Yup, get goin' on getting yourself set up for a nasty yeast infection unless you get on it NOW! I found out the hard way that champagne can do it to you too. (Didn't use it up the ass you pervs! :)) But I imagine that might have made some interesting sensations with all the bubblies. Hee hee!) Good luck cause your gonna need it, LeatherRose

LeMis -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/26/2006 8:15:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo quote: ORIGINAL: Estring Melts in your ass, not in your hand. LmfaoooOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo DITTO on the LMFAO [:D] Also, using the warmest water and soap possible would be what I would do if it were me..... but then if it were me, I would have eaten the M&M's instead of hiding them, hehe [:)]

gretchenS -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/26/2006 1:40:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Estring Melts in your ass, not in your hand. [:D] YOU MADE ME CRY!!!

Devilslilsister -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/26/2006 7:15:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Royalton Just don't fart naked...you may kill the cat omgggggggggggggg you all are way too funny

Devilslilsister -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/26/2006 7:16:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo quote: ORIGINAL: Estring Melts in your ass, not in your hand. LmfaoooOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo DITTO on the LMFAO [:D] Also, using the warmest water and soap possible would be what I would do if it were me..... but then if it were me, I would have eaten the M&M's instead of hiding them, hehe [:)] triple that......... maybe she was saving them for later? Either that or she had an M&M monster running around and she was hoping to get some action.. or trying to save the m&ms

Devilslilsister -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/26/2006 7:17:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LeMis quote: ORIGINAL: marieToo quote: ORIGINAL: Estring Melts in your ass, not in your hand. LmfaoooOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo DITTO on the LMFAO [:D] Also, using the warmest water and soap possible would be what I would do if it were me..... but then if it were me, I would have eaten the M&M's instead of hiding them, hehe [:)] triple that........ maybe she was trying to save em for later?? Or she had a M&M monster running around and she was trying to get some action....

Sunshine119 -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/27/2006 1:44:20 AM)
Is it an obsessive compulsive disease when you stick equal numbers of small melting objects up areas of your body that aren't meant to accept them AND you aren't 2 years old? In all seriousness, if you really did do this, I'd take a long, hot bath followed by a shower. If you have one of those shower heads that are detachable, use it to spray water up your vagina. You probably won't get an infection if you clean as much as possible. There's all sorts of nasty stuff up your ass already. M&Ms are the least of it. Geez......where do people get these ideas????

MistressMaamNH -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/27/2006 4:43:17 AM)
Safey first pumpkin. Never, ever stick anything in any body cavity that you are not sure of, or was not designed to go there, especially if you are on your own. Impossible to get the right angle to get small objects out of places...just go a Google search on ER visits and inserted objects. I've seen enough pics of X-rays with every imaginable object in rectums/vaginas....potatoes, jam jars, light bulbs.. Look, wanting to shove things in your delicate areas is fine..just make sure you use something DESIGNED for it, is is at the very least, large enough to still be on the outside of you so you can get a good grip of it, to get it out...there are enough dildos and plugs and beads and other items in ALL sorts of shapes to keep every sensation enthusiast content for decades. If novel object play is your thing..fine....go for it..but use some common sense. If it's a porous object, use a condom over it...if it's too breakable..try something else, make sure it won't go completely in internally.. Keep in mind...bodily orifices, are usually damp, dark, moist environments...the perfect breeding ground for bacteria. Also, both the rectum and vagina have some pretty strong muscles in them..so if something pops inside and there's nothing inside pushing to get out...it can be very difficult to get back outside the body without assistance. Just a bit of food for thought, so to speak. MMNH

MmakeMme -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/28/2006 1:45:56 PM)
I dated an MD for a period of time and he was freakishly careful about what he put in me and how he kept 'hold of it. Any sort of food can cause infection. And dildos can get stuck (too far up to reach) so please be careful.

TreSwank -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/29/2006 3:14:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Estring Melts in your ass, not in your hand. OMG. I am going to die laughing!!!!!!!!!

Mercnbeth -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/29/2006 3:56:27 PM)
I think you should contact a lawyer. Did the package warn you about all the problems you can have by putting those nasty M&Ms into places other than your mouth? Also, based upon the advertisement campaign; "Melts in your mouth not in your hand!" it would be reasonable that you didn't expect them to melt in any other part of your body except your mouth. Obviously you are psychologically damaged from the event. Your profile is gone indicating you are socially ostracized due to the candy company's negligence is posting a clear warning. I think your chocolate ass is worth at least $5 Million in actual and punitive damages. Whatever you do, DON'T WIPE! Get yourself to a big law firm and show them the "evidence".

Owned1 -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/29/2006 5:27:28 PM)
~~~~~~~~passes a bowl of M&Ms to the group~~~~~~~~ hurry before they melt in your................... Owned

LotusSong -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/29/2006 7:10:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: runincircles Hi. I was playing around a few mins ago and stuck about 10 M&Ms up my ass and 10 M&Ms up my pussy. I got most of the candy out with my finger and by pushing, but there's still a lot of chocolate up each end. Should I be worried, or will this work itself out? Please reply quickly, I'm freakin out here. These, too, shall pass... Edited because I just have to ask.. "What the hell were you THINKIN'???!"

babygurl4daddy -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/30/2006 12:43:44 AM)
yes, putting anything with sugar or sugar derivatives in your pussy will simply cause a yeast infection. not that i have ever had one, but.... you dont wanna mess the the PH there. its very balanced. also, i heard that douching actually should not be administered. to douche or not to douche? your pussy has natural enzymes for cleaning and doesnt need any help... douching rinses away the bacteria and yeast that are always present in our pussies.... douching can cause irritation and inflammation of vaginal tissues, which make it easier for STDs to set up shop inside.... although, if you have been sticking things in your pussy, you may want to clean it out to avoid an infection... but then again, by using a douche, you may get a yeast infection from that itself. also, sticking things in your ass is prolly not as bad as long as they are not sharp.. because frankly, you cant get any smellier than your asshole. or can you ?? eeeewwww.....

babygurl4daddy -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (8/30/2006 12:45:47 AM)
what a minute... i think someone is pulling our legs here....mmhmmm - i forgot to add that. lol

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