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CMastersen -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (2/1/2007 1:58:12 PM)

Many years ago I put several mini M&Ms in my (male) ureatha.
At 1st all was fine, but as the chocolate inside started to melt the hard chocolate shell wasn't melting yet and they broke into shards from the preasure of My slightly stretched ureatha.
the shards cut into the ureatha and caused some bleeding and pain - and I didn't have any piss to try to fush them out!
I called into work sick - NOT giving the reason.




ToServeIsToLive -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (2/1/2007 6:24:21 PM)

You managed to break the golden rule of Red, green, blue who cares? They all come out the same color in the end.  I knew someone who did something similar with skittles.  She missed a few and ended up with a really bad yeast infection so I would atleast make sure you wash out those areas a whole lot.




MistressDiane -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (2/1/2007 6:46:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: runincircles

Hi.  I was playing around a few mins ago and stuck about 10 M&Ms up my ass and 10 M&Ms up my pussy.  I got most of the candy out with my finger and by pushing, but there's still a lot of chocolate up each end.  Should I be worried, or will this work itself out?  Please reply quickly, I'm freakin out here.


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CandleInTheWind -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (2/1/2007 7:17:26 PM)

well just goes to show you   in the infamous words or Rosanne Rosannadanna...."it's always something!"




Vendaval -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (2/1/2007 8:11:49 PM)

You fool!  Go see a doctor.  The folks in the ER see much worse
that candy up the butt and snatch all of the time.
 
 
 




RPutnamJr -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (2/1/2007 8:18:20 PM)

Find somebody with a tongue and chocolate craving...might help




DiurnalVampire -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (2/1/2007 8:21:42 PM)

When a friend of mine worked in the hospital when we were in college, they saw all sorts of things.  Coke bottles in places they didnt belong... things stuck in coke bottles that needed to be cut out.. a few m&ms and potentially needing an enema or douche isnt going to raise many eyebrows I dont think.  Better safe than sorry

DV




RPutnamJr -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (2/1/2007 9:28:13 PM)

If they eat a green one...that's a homerun.




rosanegra -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (2/6/2007 6:18:14 PM)

Browsing through old posts just amuses me to no end. This reminds me of the story we heard in EMT class the other day about someone, "accidentally," sitting on a tennis ball, which just so happened to be lubed and went right through their pants into their ass, with no work at all.

Turned out he had an allergic reaction to one of the materials in said tennis ball.

Luckily everything turned out alright, but some things that people think are insertables really just.. aren't.

Oy vey.....




Runs2deep2002 -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (7/8/2007 11:44:40 AM)

Melts in your hand not in your ...............




habibi -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (7/8/2007 2:15:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion

Sugar introduced int o the vagina can cause hella nasty yeast infections. beware of that anytime you stick anything with sugar up there.


even with scads of experience of having to assist ER dr's in object removal when play time got too out of hand, i have to say that beyond the obvious terrible idea of sharp things, food of nearly any kind is the very worst homemade toy for vaginal use.  if you want to use it anally, go right ahead....that's perfect, in fact.  you can always get it back out and it's meant to handle the chemistry of food items.  your vagina, however, is not.  you can NOT imagine the infections i've seen from anything sugary, bits of a once frozen hotdog that thawed too early, veggies...the list goes on.  it is a TERRIBLE idea to use food as it A. rots..and B. has chemicals and sugars in it that can lead to a very unhealthy situation.  (I've seen strawberry jam, once used in fun and games cause a green foamy, frothy discharge and severe irritation)  i know it seems so fun, and such a good idea to enhance your lovemaking with something sweet, but it can be a really bad idea.

if you MUST use something, why not try something just on the outside of your vulva, like some chocolate syrup that is then licked off or something like that?  then, you can have a wet towel right by the bed and after licky licky time is over you can clean that are up VERY well and go on to anything else.  this prevents the food and sugar in it from being shoved into the vagina during sex and lessens the potential for problems.  other than that, IF something DOES accidentally make it's way in, douche with a very mild, warm douche to rinse it out, be sure you do it standing up, like in the shower, so that gravity can help you rinse....and if after one bottle of douche the water coming out still isn't clean, try another one....after 2 and still not clean and clear i firmly suggest you see your dr. immediately to have a better irrigation done so as to not end up with a VERY nasty and possibly fatal infection, like TSS.




VeryMercurial -> RE: things where they shouldn't be (7/8/2007 2:36:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CMastersen

Many years ago I put several mini M&Ms in my (male) ureatha.
At 1st all was fine, but as the chocolate inside started to melt the hard chocolate shell wasn't melting yet and they broke into shards from the preasure of My slightly stretched ureatha.
the shards cut into the ureatha and caused some bleeding and pain - and I didn't have any piss to try to fush them out!
I called into work sick - NOT giving the reason.


Beyond a little whipped creme, I have never had the desire to stick food in certain places.
If it can't be completely licked off, I have no need for it.




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