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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 8:56:41 AM   
prdslave


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Status: offline 		Hmmm, if you use a jalapeno for a Domme what do you use for a Dom in AZ? Habanero maybe?

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 9:04:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: KenDckey

Lotus   You a snowbird   LOL   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am a proud native of AZ



Hear ! Hear !  Ken, us Native boys need to stick together to many fureners movin in LOL

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My Falcon now is sharp, and passing empty; And, till she stoop, she shall not be full gorg'd, For then she never looks upon her lure. Another way i have to man my haggard, to make her come and know her keeper's call. Wm. Shakespeare

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 9:06:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

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ORIGINAL: sweetnurseBBW

Try a super Wal-mart or Target. Bound to have an aisle in there somewhere with Dommes in it.


Nah, more likely to be in the Home Depot!!

We prefer to call it Dungeon Depot out here

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My Falcon now is sharp, and passing empty; And, till she stoop, she shall not be full gorg'd, For then she never looks upon her lure. Another way i have to man my haggard, to make her come and know her keeper's call. Wm. Shakespeare

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 9:09:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: KenDckey

Lotus   You a snowbird   LOL   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am a proud native of AZ


Not at all.. I've lived out here 23 years.. in fact, I now have lived here longer than anyplace else. "SNOWBIRD!".. if you were in arms length you'd be flogged! LOL


Well Lotus you are almost a native, I am a 4th generation native of Arizona.

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My Falcon now is sharp, and passing empty; And, till she stoop, she shall not be full gorg'd, For then she never looks upon her lure. Another way i have to man my haggard, to make her come and know her keeper's call. Wm. Shakespeare

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 10:17:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: wild1cfl

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: KenDckey

Lotus   You a snowbird   LOL   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am a proud native of AZ


Not at all.. I've lived out here 23 years.. in fact, I now have lived here longer than anyplace else. "SNOWBIRD!".. if you were in arms length you'd be flogged! LOL


Well Lotus you are almost a native, I am a 4th generation native of Arizona.


Sooooo... your people don't get out much hunh?  Afraid to leave home?

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 10:33:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: APiratesMistress

...it rained today -also washington native.. laughs- Oh.. and YARRRR!


Washington native too---and its raining now, had to walk Masters dog this morning in it

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 10:45:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Saratov

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ORIGINAL: wild1cfl

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: KenDckey

Lotus   You a snowbird   LOL   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am a proud native of AZ


Not at all.. I've lived out here 23 years.. in fact, I now have lived here longer than anyplace else. "SNOWBIRD!".. if you were in arms length you'd be flogged! LOL


Well Lotus you are almost a native, I am a 4th generation native of Arizona.


Sooooo... your people don't get out much hunh?  Afraid to leave home?


Actually I forgot to add the three years we lived here in the mid 70's when Dunlap Ave. was considered WAAAAY north.  So that makes 26 years and counting.
 
There's no reason to leave.. it's the place everyone ELSE comes to vacation :)

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 9/20/2006 11:00:23 AM >

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 10:49:01 AM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		Nebraska - If you can define what a "corn-husker", is you will have her attention.
 
Now if you tie that ear of corn to the tail of a John Deer  tractor, she'll follow you home.
 
(They are known for their "corn-fed" Dommes)

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 10:53:40 AM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		South Dakota:  Sorry, you need a population.  Dommes are drawn to large crowds.
 
However, there are inflatable ones at the local trading post.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 10:59:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		Kansas - Close your eyes real tight and repeat three times.."There's no place like Domme" while clicking your heels and one will magically appear! 
 
(Unfortunatly, she will look like Glenda, the Good Witch of the North.) 

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 1:25:51 PM   
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just look for the local juice bar and call them on their cell phone

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My Falcon now is sharp, and passing empty; And, till she stoop, she shall not be full gorg'd, For then she never looks upon her lure. Another way i have to man my haggard, to make her come and know her keeper's call. Wm. Shakespeare

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 2:16:01 PM   
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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 2:48:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Kansas - Close your eyes real tight and repeat three times.."There's no place like Domme" while clicking your heels and one will magically appear! 
 
(Unfortunatly, she will look like Glenda, the Good Witch of the North.) 

Hey, I am from Kansas looking for a domme. “Speaking of Good Witch of the North.”
One of my supervisors at work had a worker almost call her a *****. He change he word at the last minute and call her a witch instead. He said, “I suppose you ride a broom too.” She said, “Every Day.”

I think she is a very nice lady. Just do not rub her the wrong way.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 3:41:55 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		Guess you need to be careful how you rub her then... probably ought to be careful about how you approach and ask for permission to rub her.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 3:45:05 PM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Guess you need to be careful how you rub her then... probably ought to be careful about how you approach and ask for permission to rub her.


Very wise ....

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 3:52:06 PM   
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However, in the areas further inland, you will have to seek the Dommes with crabs. 
 
(WHHHAAAT!!!.. What did I say???!!! WASSA MATTER NOW???!!!)

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 3:55:20 PM   
LotusSong


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You may wish to bring a new buggy whip as a gift or some Shew-fly pie.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 4:04:08 PM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		I'm stuck now.. I need to know some of the specialties of the states I haven't done yet so I can locate your Dommes for you.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 4:08:41 PM   
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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/20/2006 4:09:18 PM   
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