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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/22/2006 9:22:05 AM   
michaelGA2


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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Yeah? But michael, what are you going to do when some big burly guy idles up and puts his hand on your ass? 

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run as fast as i can...yelling "RAPE"

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/22/2006 9:23:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

Will somebody  PULEEZE help out Michael here?  At least MEET  him.  It's not the best picture in the world, but I'm sure he's a nice guy and sincere in his search.. 

This has been a PSA.  No charge.  No slaves were injured in the composing of this.


they won't let me put up the "GOOD" pics...LOL


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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/22/2006 9:38:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

you need Missouri the sHOw me state, I da ho with its famous potato heads and Iowa which has Idiots Out Wandering Around


MISSOURI - This state was originally settled by Dommes. While deliberating on a name to call their new digs, they happened upon a submissive.  This little SAM thought referring to Dommes as "Ho"s would be cute.  Hence, the state was called "Misery" in honor of this little SAM (..what was left of him).  Then some Doms moved in and started calling it Missouri, and there went the neighborhood.    Well, you know how guys are.  Give them an inch and they call it 10 inches. We gave them the Ozarks. ...  because they had  nice mouths.. REAL nice mouths....(Like we are going to give it away? Oy!) 
 
IDAHO - The ONE "Ho" they found among them in Misery was banished to the next state over.  She decided to to mock the Misery-ites by calling her digs - "I Da Ho". All this got her was a mass migration of Doms from Missouri.  There are no Dommes in Idaho.
 
IOWA - One of the best-kept secrets of Dom/me-dom.  There is actually a ranch where they breed Dom/mes there!  These are the only "TRUE Dom/mes".  You can tell by the certification brand on their backsides. 

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/22/2006 10:30:51 AM   
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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/22/2006 10:47:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: michaelGA2

i was born in Missouri and lived there during my childhood...nobody ever showed me nuthin'

LOL



So it was YOU!!!!!  GET HIM!!!!!

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/22/2006 10:50:55 AM   
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here i AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM


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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/22/2006 11:49:26 AM   
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In Arizona, it's the Doms that run outside into the first rain of the summer.



For those that do not know of this phenomenon-  When it rains here in Arizona..our whole inch a year, it is an event.  Protocol dictates that when the first drop falls, you go on alert, then as the 15 minute downpour happens, we DO run outside and look at the rain.  Arizonans and lemmings.. you can't explain it.. you just have to be polite until it passes. It's almost as good as a space shuttle lift-off to us:)
 
Yelling "Goooooooooooooooooooooolly! ShiZAM!" at us just heightens our frenzy.  Please do not feed the natives.

Edited because the spell check is NOT perfect.. but I'm getting better.  "Damn it JIM!  I'm a Domme..not an figgin' English professor!"


I know turkey ranchers have problems w/ losing population when it rains, birds looking up drown.  Does the same thing happen there in AZ? 

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/22/2006 12:49:18 PM   
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I know turkey ranchers have problems w/ losing population when it rains, birds looking up drown.  Does the same thing happen there in AZ? 


Just those named Bubba

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/23/2006 8:56:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Saratov

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

In Arizona, it's the Doms that run outside into the first rain of the summer.



For those that do not know of this phenomenon-  When it rains here in Arizona..our whole inch a year, it is an event.  Protocol dictates that when the first drop falls, you go on alert, then as the 15 minute downpour happens, we DO run outside and look at the rain.  Arizonans and lemmings.. you can't explain it.. you just have to be polite until it passes. It's almost as good as a space shuttle lift-off to us:)
 
Yelling "Goooooooooooooooooooooolly! ShiZAM!" at us just heightens our frenzy.  Please do not feed the natives.

Edited because the spell check is NOT perfect.. but I'm getting better.  "Damn it JIM!  I'm a Domme..not an figgin' English professor!"


I know turkey ranchers have problems w/ losing population when it rains, birds looking up drown.  Does the same thing happen there in AZ? 


No, that doesn't happen here in Arizona.  We protect our turkeys from this fate by keeping them in the State Legislature or in Congress.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/23/2006 10:43:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

quote:

ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

In Arizona, it's the Doms that run outside into the first rain of the summer.



For those that do not know of this phenomenon-  When it rains here in Arizona..our whole inch a year, it is an event.  Protocol dictates that when the first drop falls, you go on alert, then as the 15 minute downpour happens, we DO run outside and look at the rain.  Arizonans and lemmings.. you can't explain it.. you just have to be polite until it passes. It's almost as good as a space shuttle lift-off to us:)
 
Yelling "Goooooooooooooooooooooolly! ShiZAM!" at us just heightens our frenzy.  Please do not feed the natives.

Edited because the spell check is NOT perfect.. but I'm getting better.  "Damn it JIM!  I'm a Domme..not an figgin' English professor!"


I know turkey ranchers have problems w/ losing population when it rains, birds looking up drown.  Does the same thing happen there in AZ? 


No, that doesn't happen here in Arizona.  We protect our turkeys from this fate by keeping them in the State Legislature or in Congress.


  LOL Ain't that the truth, I have seen the turkeys gather at the state capitol building for over 40 years.

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/23/2006 11:00:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong
MISSOURI - This state was originally settled by Dommes. While deliberating on a name to call their new digs, they happened upon a submissive.  This little SAM thought referring to Dommes as "Ho"s would be cute.  Hence, the state was called "Misery" in honor of this little SAM (..what was left of him).  Then some Doms moved in and started calling it Missouri, and there went the neighborhood.    Well, you know how guys are.  Give them an inch and they call it 10 inches. We gave them the Ozarks. ...  because they had  nice mouths.. REAL nice mouths....(Like we are going to give it away? Oy!) 
 
IDAHO - The ONE "Ho" they found among them in Misery was banished to the next state over.  She decided to to mock the Misery-ites by calling her digs - "I Da Ho". All this got her was a mass migration of Doms from Missouri.  There are no Dommes in Idaho.
 
IOWA - One of the best-kept secrets of Dom/me-dom.  There is actually a ranch where they breed Dom/mes there!  These are the only "TRUE Dom/mes".  You can tell by the certification brand on their backsides. 


<applauds>

;-)

Cheers,

Sea

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/23/2006 12:17:22 PM   
LotusSong


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I've got 10 more to go and I need some facts from the locals.  More than just the state bird or  flag info :)  Like as in my Ohio reference;  I grew up in NE Ohio.. around Cleveland. where the population was primarily eastern European inthe 50's .. we Hunkies and Poles swapped recipes and  regional food.. hence my "pirogi" reference.  Something like that. 
 
So if you are looking for your state and don't see it.. email me :) or submit your own "Domme Finder"

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/25/2006 6:35:47 AM   
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My Falcon now is sharp, and passing empty; And, till she stoop, she shall not be full gorg'd, For then she never looks upon her lure. Another way i have to man my haggard, to make her come and know her keeper's call. Wm. Shakespeare

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/25/2006 8:33:08 AM   
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I have not seen Alaska yet,  there you just go get one out of the igloo and then bring them down to Arizona to unthaw LOL



Alaska is on the first page, just under California :)

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/25/2006 9:28:17 AM   
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British Columbia - look for the ones with big feet, but take a razor and plenty of shave cream with you

Belgium - fry some chips(fries) - they'll come running

Germany - no need to look. They're all dommes.

Italy - any woman who doesnt have a moustache is likely to be a domme

Scandinavia - all the women look like Goddesses, so probably best just to try your luck till you find a domme

Czech Rep - go to the OWK, there's always plenty of dommes there

England - ask the CBI for a list of female CEOs of major listed companies (they didnt get there by being submissive)

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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/25/2006 9:30:47 AM   
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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/25/2006 9:35:58 AM   
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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/25/2006 9:38:23 AM   
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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/25/2006 9:39:57 AM   
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RE: How to Find a Domme! - 9/25/2006 9:50:47 AM   
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