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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/21/2006 11:22:54 PM   
LadySeraphina


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My boy pointed out 'You hit like a girl' is insulting no matter the gender of your Dominant.

I have one boy who used to be a total brat, but now he plays brat only when he has asked permission, because he learned the hard way that it's nearly impossible to make me angry when I am playing - it is NOT impossible for me to make him very sorry he pushed me. lol

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/22/2006 6:20:04 AM   
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cherub has quite a few of them.  i'll ask her to send them to me so that i can post some of them here later.


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/22/2006 6:26:52 PM   
SapphireHouse


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Here's the unabridged extension of this list as compiled by cherub[MsN]:

1) ABE LINCOLN!!!
2) *snore*
3) *whimper* you're just trying to hurt me arent you!!!
4) recite the Declaration of Independance
5) "You may take my life... but you will never take... MY FREEDOM!!"
6) Does that flogger make me look fat?
7) C'mon... you can do better than that!
8) Fuzz hits harder
9) sing "You Don't Own Me"
10) hehehehe... That tickles
11) repeatedly shout "RODNEY KING!!!"
12) pray... loudly... bonus points if its in latin
13) ask about last nights baseball/ basketball/ or football scores
14) Do rainman impressions when asked to count each strike
15) Ask "Does this flight come with meal service?"
16. TIMEOUT
17. Perky and swift... I give it a 6
18. Oh, thank goodness for the air conditioning. i needed that.
19. You missed
20. Shouldnt You be better at this?
21. *fart*
22. Do You have a flag?
23. Who died and made You God?
24. Do I look like Your punching bag?
25. Do You kiss Your mom with that mouth?
26. i need a blindfold so i can't see how silly You look.
27. Beige
28. i know You are but what am i
29. missed me, missed me, now You gotta kiss me!!
30. Wait... i thought YOU were the Top?
31. *sing* Do You really want to hurt me... do you really want to make me cry?!
32. Get it Yourself!
33. Do You want fries with that?
34. I'd like a menu.
35. shut up
36. You're kidding right?
37. Homey dont play THAT game!
38. blah, blah, blah... thats all i hear!
39. Bite me!
40. You aren't so big and bad when You don't have a whip in Your hand!
41. asshole!
42. You'll never take me alive!!!
43. Damn the torpedos.. full speed ahead!!
44. But of course You know, this means war.
45. i came.. i saw.. i took the high ground.
46. Were Your parents married when You were born?
47. And Your whiny-ass, crybaby opinion would be...?
48. No No No... its 1 ..2 3 and 1.. 2 3
49. No, no, i insist.. fuck YOU
50. Its not my fault
51. Could You please refrain from fucking with me tonight, Sir?
52. Because... You love me?!
53. Feel the burn!
54. Dont make me come over there!
55. And just what do You think You're going to do with THAT?
56. It burns... like hygiene!
57. But.. tables cant move
58. Dont make me come over there!
59. i love You! Dont hurt me!
60. Maid service SO isnt in my repetoire.
61. Oooo.. a little lower.. i've been trying to reach that itch all week.
62. But i AM behaving... just not the way You want me to.
63. Ay, ya Captain
64. Owww.. You dont have to be an ass about it!!
65. Throttle back there, Turbo
66. You're messing up my rhythm!
67. So... i get to tie You up next, right?
68. Whoa... that was a little harsh
69. MINE!!
70. Its apparent that you see the same way Bethoven heard notes.
71. Yes mother dearest
72. *tap out S.O.S on the cross*
73. Safewords, i don't need no stinking safewords
74. i get redder than this lying in the sun for 20 minutes
75. Oh... just WAIT til Your birthday comes around.. the spanking You'll get!

Awwww... you think you're a Dom/me... isnt that cute.


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/22/2006 6:29:03 PM   
LTRsubNW


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SirLordTrainer

         What NOT to say to your Dominant...
 


"Sorry, one second...one of my other Dommes is calling...hold that thought"

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/22/2006 6:37:55 PM   
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some other things NOT to say (or do) in the presence of a Dominant:

oh, what the hell do You know, Ma'am?
it's Your turn to do the dishes
i will NOT kiss Your ass until You say You're sorry

While getting spanked. flogged or otherwhise disciplined:

turn on HBO and watch Comic Relief, laughing louder than necessary
work a crossword puzzle
try working on cross-stitch
twiddle your thumbs and keep checking the time
*YAWN*
fall asleep, snoring loudly


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/22/2006 8:42:21 PM   
SapphireHouse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

some other things NOT to say (or do) in the presence of a Dominant:

oh, what the hell do You know, Ma'am?
it's Your turn to do the dishes
i will NOT kiss Your ass until You say You're sorry

While getting spanked. flogged or otherwhise disciplined:

turn on HBO and watch Comic Relief, laughing louder than necessary
work a crossword puzzle
try working on cross-stitch
twiddle your thumbs and keep checking the time
*YAWN*
fall asleep, snoring loudly





< Message edited by SapphireHouse -- 11/22/2006 8:43:08 PM >


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"But Master! The pizzas were ALWAYS on the ceiling!"

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/22/2006 9:17:52 PM   
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((giggles)) I use some of these myself

LOL last night Master wanted to go to bed and I didnt want him too so I grabed him and shouted "MINE" he said "Yes yours and soon I will be yours and asleep" ((giggles)) it made me giggle so hard!!

Ok so thats a little off topic but saphires poset made me think of it

Magik's slave

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/22/2006 9:47:39 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Thats not how my last domme did that...

OHH I hate that. A friend of mine was asking me about how I train, and thats what he kept saying to me.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/22/2006 10:05:24 PM   
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when i say bite me Master does *cries* it hurts

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/22/2006 10:09:09 PM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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one i like is

"let me know when You're finished, Ma'am...so i can get some sleep"


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 5:52:05 AM   
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So saying unhandcuff me and i'll help you figure it out is not a good idea?

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 6:37:09 AM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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"You need to put a little more 'hip' into Your swings, Ma'am."
"ooooooooooooooooo, fan my ass, Ma'am"
"i don't wanna hear it, Ma'am"
"sounds like a personal problem"


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 7:52:46 AM   
LadyEllen


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"that outfit sure makes your bum look big"
"when did you last shave your legs? I'm getting a rash here!"
"I'm all set. Let me know when you've done your hair?"
"Wow, you dont look anywhere as old in that make up"
"did you buy those heels at the discount store?"
"that corset really is a Godsend. It makes it look like you have breasts after all"
and so on

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 8:01:58 AM   
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Marco..

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 8:09:56 AM   
Sweet1Maybe4U


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*sang
"Big BossMan..wont chu hear me when i call?
...Big BossMan...wont chu hear me when i call?
well, You aint so Big......
You're just Tall....that's all.."
*blinks...and lightly rubs her bottom

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 8:18:34 AM   
MsHeather


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opps

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 8:34:04 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov
Do you know of subbies who actually said/did these things?


Not those particular things, but just as bad and worse.  I know a Domme who says She likes SAM's and things like that come out of the mouth of Her sub all the time.  Sometimes I have to control Myself from reaching over and slapping him, which would be very inappropriate since he doesn't belong to Me.  She finds him cute and entertaining and he seems to make Her happy, so I guess that's all that matters.
 
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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 9:29:20 AM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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"are You getting old or is Your aim alittle off, Ma'am?
"You want me to clean WHAT?"
"why do You always come to me about this problem?"


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 9:31:11 AM   
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Also...

...I don't recomend singing the last part of 'Killing in the name of' by Rage Against the Machine...

'F*ck you
I  won't do what you tell me...
Motherf*cker!!!!!!
'

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 9:33:23 AM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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never sing "I Will Survive" during a spanking

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