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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 11:17:40 AM   
MagiksSlave


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when i say bite me Master does *cries* it hurts


Mine too... only he goes for my nipple!!!

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 12:43:34 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave

quote:

ORIGINAL: Killbotsgirl

when i say bite me Master does *cries* it hurts


Mine too... only he goes for my nipple!!!

<lol> when i had my nipps pierced a month ago one was really hard to get the needle through and the piercer asked if that one had been bitten more often than the other <g>.
i have a shirt that says 'bite me' on it, and another that says 'i'm a naughty girl, spank me'; slogan shirts rock.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/23/2006 4:55:53 PM   
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Random and off-topic, but I like your pic, medievalwench

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/24/2006 1:04:57 PM   
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Random and off-topic, but I like your pic, medievalwench


awww, thankyou, that means a lot, thankyou very much,
wench


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/24/2006 8:02:11 PM   
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I'll wager "Stuff a sock in it" might be interesting.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/24/2006 9:55:08 PM   
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((giggles)) I use some of these myself

LOL last night Master wanted to go to bed and I didnt want him too so I grabed him and shouted "MINE" he said "Yes yours and soon I will be yours and asleep" ((giggles)) it made me giggle so hard!!

Ok so thats a little off topic but saphires poset made me think of it

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My dom and I do that to each other. We will randomly run up to each other and go "MINE! I SQUISH YOU!" as we hug each other as tight as we can.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/24/2006 10:00:05 PM   
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When his pants are down, never point and laugh... Come to think of it, do not do it to any guy... Snap a photo with your cell phone, share it with your girlfriends, so everyone can point and laugh....

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/25/2006 9:59:40 PM   
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i am guessing that practicing one's impression of "The Count" from Sesame Street after being told to count each strike is not a well thought out plan either?

One...thank you Sir....Two....thank you Sir.....Three...three strikes ah ha ha....thank you Sir
 
or how about after the second strike asking "What comes after one again Sir?"

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/26/2006 8:49:28 AM   
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...or describing how, if it were flattened out, and bent similar to an (s), looking at it straight on, it would strongly resemble a king cobra, when told to lick Sir’s c*ck?

k

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/28/2006 9:17:30 PM   
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Master now has the idea that its fun to help the pregnant slave lactate as a punishment when he gets in that mood i want to scream

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/28/2006 9:21:17 PM   
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"what do i look like...Your slave?"

LOL


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/28/2006 9:27:43 PM   
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i have gotten mad at Master several times while trying to please him and you never ever say "is Masters penis too busy with porn for a slave to please Him?" my butt hurt after that 

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/28/2006 9:30:30 PM   
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well, that's the upside to being unowned...i can pretty much get away with anything...online spankings don't hurt...LOL

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/28/2006 9:34:33 PM   
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its so agrivating at times though

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/28/2006 9:35:39 PM   
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i know, sometimes freedom sucks

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/28/2006 9:58:48 PM   
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Awwwww, michael... with such lovely eyes, you remain unclaimed??? Tsk. 'Tis a shame.
 
Things not to day to your Dominant:
 
Opps! I didn't realize you said you wanted leather oil you wanted when you sent me out, I could've sworn you said butter... and I thought it was odd that you wanted the flogger fried. But you don't really need that flogger do you?
 
What do you mean suspension rods aren't for curtains? They look fine there!
 
I'm sorry, but I've decided this relationship has to be based on true equality. So I sold all of your toys and bought us both nice jewelry.
 
D.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/28/2006 9:59:14 PM   
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The worst thing I ever said to a dominant, when told to do something 'strange' (that shall remain unmentioned) was "oh my god, you're sick".

ummm....there were consequences.....

I never said it again.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/29/2006 11:48:33 AM   
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My dom and I do that to each other. We will randomly run up to each other and go "MINE! I SQUISH YOU!" as we hug each other as tight as we can.


LOL yeah I randomly grab his hand or something and proclaim "MINE" then he ususaly goes for a breats and proclaims "MINE" LOL we can be so possesive.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/29/2006 4:46:25 PM   
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i tried the "MINE" thing last night he smiled and hugged me and then rubbed my tummy and said "OURS"

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/29/2006 7:56:12 PM   
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Oh goddess blass those where good. Thanks for the great laugh

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