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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/29/2006 8:21:37 PM   
MagiksSlave


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i tried the "MINE" thing last night he smiled and hugged me and then rubbed my tummy and said "OURS"


AWWWW hon that is the sweetest thing ever.. How are you feeling???

Magik's slave

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/29/2006 8:34:53 PM   
Killbotsgirl


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im doing good on the 14th we will find out if its a boy or girl

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/29/2006 8:57:23 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Killbotsgirl

im doing good on the 14th we will find out if its a boy or girl


:) that is soooo exiteing I am so happy for the both of you

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 11/30/2006 3:51:26 PM   
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thanks

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 1:13:13 PM   
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What not to tell your Dom…..In the spirit of gift giving:

“Oh Sir, I couldn’t possibly….i didn’t get you anything.” As he moves closer to attach the new nipple clamps he has brought to use on you.

“I feel it is better to give then to receive.” After he tells you, you will receive ten strikes for using the “Oh Sir, I couldn’t” statement.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 1:33:07 PM   
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whatever could you use that for?



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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 1:42:16 PM   
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I would so not hesitate doing/saying some of those things there to my dominant..I guess that leaves me bad

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 2:50:53 PM   
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"what do "i" get out of it?"

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 3:53:52 PM   
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smiles....i have no idea

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It apears to me, the practice of "an eye for an eye" has finally taken it's toll; the majority are now walking around blind.

Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

If the truth hurts, change it!

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 4:12:39 PM   
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It is not wise to growl at your Dom because it hurts really bad when he removes the clothes pins from your nipples .

This translates to "Please, oh please Sir, wont you grab both nipples and twist really hard?"

I do have personal experience with that one.

edited for spelling 

< Message edited by KeirasSecret -- 12/11/2006 4:19:46 PM >


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It apears to me, the practice of "an eye for an eye" has finally taken it's toll; the majority are now walking around blind.

Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

If the truth hurts, change it!

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 5:02:05 PM   
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I made the mistake of saying, "you hit like a girl."  Granted it was in complete jest, but the Top thought it was quite amusing to repeat it back to me during our next session...

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oh my god that was so wrong! .... again please!

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 5:05:42 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: KeirasSecret

i am guessing that practicing one's impression of "The Count" from Sesame Street after being told to count each strike is not a well thought out plan either?

One...thank you Sir....Two....thank you Sir.....Three...three strikes ah ha ha....thank you Sir
 
or how about after the second strike asking "What comes after one again Sir?"


too twisted!  I am going to have to watch sessame street reruns now so I can get that impersonation down!

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 5:20:54 PM   
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... for some reason ... I can see myself doing any (or all) of the above ...

(and then paying ~dearly~)

(but yanno ... sometimes it's ~worth~ it!)

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 5:23:03 PM   
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i can't help myself...the stuff just keeps popping into my head and i can't not share.

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 5:35:57 PM   
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"isn't it past Your bedtime, Mistress?"

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 5:41:05 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MmakeMme

... for some reason ... I can see myself doing any (or all) of the above ...

(and then paying ~dearly~)

(but yanno ... sometimes it's ~worth~ it!)


me too!


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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 5:47:46 PM   
KeirasSecret


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Sing "Its a Hard Knock Life" "Annie" when Sir tells you to do the house work?....not sure about that one.

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It apears to me, the practice of "an eye for an eye" has finally taken it's toll; the majority are now walking around blind.

Bitching; whining in a louder voice.

If the truth hurts, change it!

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/11/2006 6:05:45 PM   
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Talking to my Sir yesterday, its been a LONG time since we've seen each other, he said he couldn't wait to be laying with his head resting on my breasts, and i replied that i couldn't wait either, to have him there, while i played with the bald spot on his head ( he is very uptight about the bald spot lol)  ... that earnt me an IOU flogging when he gets here.  

Perhaps another thing not to say to you Dom lol

twistedwillow

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/12/2006 2:43:59 PM   
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When your Dominant pulls out a new large butt toy and you say "How about we try it in your ass first and if you like it, I'll think about it"

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RE: What NOT to say to your Dominant - 12/14/2006 7:16:07 PM   
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when your Master gets you a new ball gag and puts strawberry jam on it to get you to open your mouth after one taste telling Him "it tastes better then you Master"

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