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mnottertail -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 5:54:26 PM)

You all get a herd of deer in your house.  Mike you can be the momma, since you are so involved in spearheding this thing, for infant deer, called fawns, the mother must lick their anus, male or female to teach them to shit.......secondly, a male deer, called a buck, wouldn't even think twice about running you up the ass with his dick when his neck swelled up, he does not celebrate your humanness in that fashion, thirdly, you are too old to be watching disney channel and beliveing it..........

Plants scream when you pull them.  You live and are fueled by death as a human or any other creature on earth.

The soap you use requires fat, how then does your cleanliness compare with your godliness?  Why not run around with dingleberries hanging off you so we don't have to kill plants and animals to survive?

God?




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 5:57:53 PM)

leave it to the "macho" mentality to try and justify killing that is needless. i have yet to see a deer prowl around in populated areas, heavily armed, and take pot-shots at "helpless" humans...mostly for sport.




mnottertail -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 5:59:22 PM)

so you are a cannibal?  what is your justification for eating?




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:01:13 PM)

this comes from a species that kills it's own for believing differently or having other differences that are viewed 'unacceptable"




mnottertail -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:05:52 PM)

so, if I understand you right you eat humans, what do you like best, the ass?

Don't trifle with me, if you want to counterpoint my remarks, do it like a man.

You who  eats cows, and pigs, who you don't see penned up and led to the slaughter, but they know it is coming  when the one in front of them is knocked in the head.........

Deer only see it coming in the headlights and here sounds that are not normal.......

Go on, explain, but don't sit here with crackass comments. I can tattle to ModOne myself.

Ron 




gooddogbenji -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:05:56 PM)

Michael, please.

I have fish that are killing each other because they are only 3 feet apart.

Territorialism, fighting for dominance, and killing someone for having sex with the wrong person aren't unique.

But don't let me stop you answering a question to defend a point you've made.

Yours,


benji




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:11:01 PM)

i've said my piece, not going to turn this into a battleground.




gooddogbenji -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:12:28 PM)

RUSSIANS ARE ALL ASSHOLES!

I'm not gonna turn this into a battleground by defending that statement, but I expect you to take it seriously.

See how it looks?

Yours,


benji




Rumtiger -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:12:42 PM)

So...I heard there where Bambi burgers round here?




gooddogbenji -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:15:12 PM)

Nah, too many treehuggers in here, so we had to move fast.  We didn't even have time to skin it alive, then beat it to death with the still-beating heart of a kitten, so the meat's not all that tender.

Sorry, dude.  Try any political thread, though, they're pretty coldhearted there.

Yours,


benji




mnottertail -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:22:40 PM)

you are an animal slaughterer mike.  end of joke.  who cares beyond that........you eat Elsie Bordons ass, or Porkie the pigs ass, but you don't clean it up and cook it, you buy it from a store........god bless you, I said my piece, none should take offense.....you just pay more so you don't have to think about it.  I own 97 acres, that sits idle, so it is not farmed for reasons of it being gravel moguls and birch and tamarack swamp, the opening day of deer hunitng I had 100 or more wild turkeys sunning themselves without  molestation in my back yard, in the spring,. it sounds like a goddamn  john deere convention out here, for the grouse drumming, I pay money to raise pheasants hoping that the skunks wont suck the eggs, the fox won't find them all and the eagles dont pick thier ass off the face of the earth.....I pay for every bit of it, get no help from the government because I don't spray chemicals and dont rape the land.....and I wanna take a deer?  What do you put into this equation to balance other than whining about how depressed you are?  Get your ass off the couch and out here and dig some ditches or plant some food for these animals or come out in the spring and help me fence or come out and help me cut some grass or something or send me a couple thou to pay taxes on it, and I will hold you out a couple deer, Mr, Shindler, otherwise;   don't say a goddamn word.

An American Taxpayer who eats meat just like you do, my friend.




gooddogbenji -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:25:37 PM)

Ron,

It's easier to complain than to do something about it.

Especially if you don't even want to back up any assertion.

So really, there's no risk of Georgia stampeding to Minnesota.

Yours,


benji




mnottertail -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:29:20 PM)

Yeah, they got Kudzu.............and lost a war, big fuckin' deal.  I need someone telling me how it ought to be from Georgia like I need Rush Limbaugh clueing me into life.




Rumtiger -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:31:50 PM)

s'wrong with kudzu?

Tastes pretty good with spinach....with a nice big chunk of beef on top.




mnottertail -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:40:55 PM)

If you could see disney make a movie about kelly kudzu, you would be weeping like a fuckin' gnat..........rumtiger, I am getting all choked up here like your ditches....I actually like Kudzu.

Ron




Rumtiger -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 6:52:05 PM)

ey, whatcha got against my ditches?




mistoferin -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 8:58:13 PM)

Ron, you never cease to amaze me. A walking wealth of knowledge you are!




mnottertail -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 9:00:35 PM)

Ya, erin my love, I am drunk, it is all bullshit.

Ron
except for the salt and tannins thing




mistoferin -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (11/30/2006 9:11:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Ya, erin my love, I am drunk, it is all bullshit.

Ron
except for the salt and tannins thing



Well have yourself another on me my friend for you have earned it. The info was good and the rant....well....maybe they could work that into an upcoming Pacino role....."You're out of order!".........




twicehappy -> RE: A hunting story/Rant (12/1/2006 3:40:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

i agree, i would love to see the animals get even


Here is how you watch a deer get even;
 
Go drive your car up and down country back roads for a few days, sooner or later a buck will cream your car and maybe you too.
 
Or go walk around the woods until you see a raccoon that is foaming at the mouth and walk up and shake his hand.
 
Go into the mountains and find a bears den and offer the cubs some candy.
 
Hope one of those eases your conscience.






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