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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 2:58:35 PM

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In the meantime, women do rule the world of course, albeit covertly - allowing figurehead males to take the lumps when things go awry; after all, they seem to thrive on it!

LOL Lady Ellen! As in behind every great man stands a woman?? Not counting mothers, with very few exceptions, that really is so true!

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 3:05:05 PM

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In the meantime, women do rule the world of course, albeit covertly - allowing figurehead males to take the lumps when things go awry; after all, they seem to thrive on it!

LOL Lady Ellen! As in behind every great man stands a woman?? Not counting mothers, with very few exceptions, that really is so true!

- pixel

Behind every great man stands a great woman.

The question then is, where do I stand?

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 4:06:32 PM

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LOL Lady Ellen! As in behind every great man stands a woman?? Not counting mothers, with very few exceptions, that really is so true!

- pixel

Behind every great man stands a great woman.

The question then is, where do I stand?

Thank you, I now stand corrected on the quote!

Indeed, that is a very deep and complicated question to ask in your particular case. As you identify as a lesbian and are looking for the same, either trans or genetic, might one then say that behind every great woman also stands a great partner?

...either one that's within, without, genetic, or trans?

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 4:09:55 PM

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Wrong answer pixel, sorry!

I dont need anyone standing in front or behind me - I'm great on my own.

Which is lucky really, since on my own is how I am and how I always will be.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 4:23:20 PM

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Behind every great man stands a great woman.

The question then is, where do I stand?

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Um...over here by me?

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 4:32:37 PM

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I have this fantasy.

I want to live under a bridge and subsist off of the goats I manage to trap and kill as they trip-trop across the bridge to get to the good grass on the other side.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 6:13:10 PM

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ok, Imma ask a question I should know the answer to, but what is trolling? It doesn't seem very clear. What goes on in this thread?

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 7:24:05 PM

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I like sadist women with weird evil ideas... I do love it when woman scare me a bit.

You like sadistic and scary eh? Ok.. how 'bout this....

Blond, green eyed 20-something, illegally sadistic Domme with own dungeon deep in the woods, looking for sub male to endure severe bondage and everything else pleasing to said Domme. No safe words permitted. Must have good health care to help fix scars that will occure when external genitilia is removed by a wielding arc.

Good enough?

sounded great right up until BBQed johnson part!
lol ..turns me on in a sick way anyway though.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 7:42:30 PM

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Anyone else notice that two "folderol" threads appeared and disappeared this afternoon?

I dont know; even when you provide a trolling thread, they still start their own!

Yov gorru loff, ay ya?

E

I think because the real trolls want to dominate the whole thread with their own fetishes and preoccupations. They also want the option to attack anyone that doesn’t want to 100% agree with them. Or they just want hot whack off fantasies handed over to them.

I think an open invitation to post means they HAVE to do the work of writing out their complete fantasy instead of one provocative sentence.

I have a few fantasies that could be summed up in a sentence.

Hunted for sport by women horseback (warped by those non star trek movies like Gene Roddenberry's Eden 2)

Get as an animal not allowed using speech, cloths furniture or human eating utensils etc.

Kept captive in secret dungeon (usually with out arc welding torches involved)

Naked Crucifixion (bloodless) in some rich women’s mansion garden during a tea party or something.

There’s tons of perverted and twisted ideas I enjoy but on most threads when people are trolling I usually figure they are too lazy to just Google porn for themselves.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 9:38:01 PM

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I have a few fantasies... Kept captive in secret dungeon (usually with out arc welding torches involved)

*sniffs* WIMP! What kind of sub are you???

There's just no pleasing some people (wannabe subs/slaves).

Oops! I forgot this was a MISTRESS trolling thread... ah well.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 10:48:25 PM

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Red head, bi, late 20's girl, looking for Domme who is strong enough to accept being Topped from the bottom. Domme must have a harem that all girls can access and play with. Must be telepathically inclined, to read this girl's thoughts and needs without girl having to open her mouth. Only a true Domme is capable of this. If You are not, then You are obviously a fake. Must be gainfully employed and own Your house. Otherwise, move on to the john's and jane's You're obviously looking for.

Trolling enough?

D.

Edited because my fingers type slower that I think.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/27/2006 10:56:47 PM

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Wrong answer pixel, sorry!

I dont need anyone standing in front or behind me - I'm great on my own.

Which is lucky really, since on my own is how I am and how I always will be.

E

Well done LadyEllen! When one has been set-up, taken the bait, swallowed it whole (yummy worm), and allowed to run with it before the hook has been brutally set, they can appreciate they've been caught by someone worthy of reeling them into their net!

Now would you please dislodge this uncomfortable hook that is still stuck in my throat!

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/28/2006 12:19:15 AM

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Here is my official troll in this thread.

Are male submissives interested in wearing a pussy collar that locks them between the thighs of their Mistress and forces them to lick and lick for hours, breathing in nothing but her scent? I can't find any submissive men who are interested in this form of play so I was wondering what male subs think of it.

Akasha

I can't figure out whether you are being sarcastic or not. I would totally be interested in that, as would, I gather, any man who is into long sessions of cunnilingus especially with facesitting or smothering. It's certainly a huge sexual fantasy of mine, and I've seen it written about here and there in femdom erotica. When men say "hours and hours" they usually aren't taking very seriously the reality the passage of time giving good head to a woman demands, but I, for one, would be willing to try at least once. It has kind of a mountain climbing, odyssey type appeal. And damn it would be nice to fulfill that fantasy once and for all. At least once. Mmm... taste (and scent) of a woman.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/28/2006 1:26:02 AM

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ok, Imma ask a question I should know the answer to, but what is trolling? It doesn't seem very clear. What goes on in this thread?

Hi Glory

Trolling is a use of the vernacular verb "to troll", meaning to saunter through, wander in - that sort of thing. Its used in this context to refer to (usually) males who troll into the Mistress boards, posing some question or raising some point for discussion which is designed more to elicit masturbatory material as a response, rather than an answer to the question or discussion of the point raised. There is an example on the board right now -the foot fetish thread.

From the use of the verb, comes the description troll for one who does this, as well as other terms such as "goat hunter" and "bridge dweller", derived from the story of the Three Billy Goats Gruff, as well as descriptions like "folderol", derived from the troll's mantra in that story "I'm a troll, fol-de-rol".

Above is taken from Wickedpedia.

The intention of the OP is to provide a safe place for such postings, as usually they get shot down in flames by the Ladies here or deleted by some higher power - two yesterday alone, simply disappeared.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/28/2006 1:38:18 AM

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Well done LadyEllen! When one has been set-up, taken the bait, swallowed it whole (yummy worm), and allowed to run with it before the hook has been brutally set, they can appreciate they've been caught by someone worthy of reeling them into their net! Now would you please dislodge this uncomfortable hook that is still stuck in my throat!

- pixel

? I'm a sadist. What do you think?

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/28/2006 4:30:51 AM

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i am looking for a Mistress to serve. It is very important that she be 18-35, voluptuous, and have a bridge of at least 10' elevation, means of suspension unimportant, with cable and electricity. i believe i could easily take care of toll collection on a 2-lane bridge, but would require further training for a 4-lane or larger. i will wear a studded leather gimp-suit 24/7 and be secured to Your Bridge by a chained collar. i already have the hood. If i let anyone by without collecting a toll, i know that You will punish me severely with your whip, or by hanging me from the railing of your bridge by my wrists and throwing eggs at me. When there are no travelers or goats to watch, i will service you in any means you require, including unlimited use of my troll pole.

No pros, please send pictures of bridge.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/28/2006 4:40:33 AM

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I am a world class sick fuck:

So of course my fantasies are impossible in any way shape or form.

Just the mood of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald reminds me of big water...otherwise nothing to do with iron ore. Thank you for the spelling help, I know I can always count on my neighbor to the north.

I am a realist/fantasist in that I usually keep it in my head, since it is scarcely possible.

But nevertheless, in my head I am one of those murderously annoying Doms who would like to own a drop dead gorgeous towering amazon of a Dominatrix (black and lesbian wouldn't be thought of as against my TOS in any way) who fell into immediate and total lustful obesiance at the very sight of me.

Now you see that it is just as well that I didn't expound on this............

Anyway, it is a trolling thread, and I held out as long as I could, but was forced by my depraved soul to cast my bread upon the waters.

This one is because you asked nicely, and see that such hodgepodge is not always inheirently meaningful or attainable.

LOLOLOLOLOL,
Ron

Ron,

I have been noticing a very sad trend with you lately..you are explaining WAYY too many of your posts..You are losing your air of mystery.

Where will we all be if this spiral continues?? Why have you become so accommodating? I miss the old you~

Sincerely, jessie

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/28/2006 4:45:15 AM

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ORIGINAL: DiamondOrchid

Red head, bi, late 20's girl, looking for Domme who is strong enough to accept being Topped from the bottom. Domme must have a harem that all girls can access and play with. Must be telepathically inclined, to read this girl's thoughts and needs without girl having to open her mouth. Only a true Domme is capable of this. If You are not, then You are obviously a fake. Must be gainfully employed and own Your house. Otherwise, move on to the john's and jane's You're obviously looking for.

Trolling enough?

D.

Edited because my fingers type slower that I think.

Not a bad effort Diamond, but its lacking that certain something that only comes from an excess of testosterone induced arousal and the desperate hope that someone might reply with an answer sufficient to prompt the spontaneous discharge of semen.

It seems there is a reason why we have trolls. There are no lady trolls, so the trolls have no choice but to seek out female company amongst humans.

I wonder if there's a market to open troll homes, where these poor starved creatures can be cared for and looked after? (and tied, whipped, branded and allowed to use their long troll-like tongues to excess on feet, shoes, boots and other more interesting places?)

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/28/2006 5:28:37 AM

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It seems there is a reason why we have trolls. There are no lady trolls, so the trolls have no choice but to seek out female company amongst humans.

Actually, there are... but like females of all species, the Trollop is a wily and elusive creature, and years of over-hunting have made them wary.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 11/28/2006 7:54:49 AM

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*sniffles and sighs* But I tried soooooooo hard!!!

Drat those testosterone laiden trolls for being so hard to infiltrate.

Ah well. Perhaps next time

PetDave: If more of the Ladies frollicked and played with the trolls, wouldn't that encourage a possible surge in trollop population? They have to be born somehow, and I doubt trolls are capable of reproducing their own (except other trolls by way of early infection). So really, it's our own fault that trolls lack trollops to copulate and gander with.... shame on us!!!

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