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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 12/6/2006 2:26:59 AM   
Vendaval


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I don't know, trolls just need to be cleaned up
a bit so as to be more presentable in public.
 
Here are a few suggestions, your mileage may vary -
 
#1 A good scrub in a tub and a flea dip
#2 First trip to a dentist for a thorough teeth cleaning
#3 First trip to a mall for suitable clothing and footwear
#4 A month of etiquette classes for starters
#5 Intensive obedience training by the Domme
 
And then you will finally experience the ultimate reward
of taking your troll out in public; wearing clothes, shoes and 
designer cologne.
 
Cost = $5,550
Your troll on the Internet = Priceless



    
 
 
 
 

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 12/6/2006 10:10:46 AM   
IamDifferent1


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OMG...what submissive/slave male would not surrender utterly and forever to the woman who locked his head in her pussy collar and "forced" him to immerse himself in her scent and taste for hours on a daily basis? Regardless of what sacred secretions she gifted him with.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/15/2007 10:56:17 AM   
MzMia


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LadyEllen we have had so many trolls lately, I thought this would be a fun thread to bring back up.
Plus, I missed it the first time.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/15/2007 11:07:57 AM   
obey1


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quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha

Here is my official troll in this thread.

Are male submissives interested in wearing a pussy collar that locks them between the thighs of their Mistress and forces them to lick and lick for hours, breathing in nothing but her scent?  I can't find any submissive men who are interested in this form of play so I was wondering what male subs think of it.

Akasha



I think that is hot.  It would depend on the 'scent' though, LOL.  As long as M.Akasha has good hygiene and doesn't have too many weeds or thighs to fight off.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/15/2007 11:13:25 AM   
ToGiveDivine


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quote:

ORIGINAL: obey1

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha

Here is my official troll in this thread.

Are male submissives interested in wearing a pussy collar that locks them between the thighs of their Mistress and forces them to lick and lick for hours, breathing in nothing but her scent?  I can't find any submissive men who are interested in this form of play so I was wondering what male subs think of it.

Akasha



I think that is hot.  It would depend on the 'scent' though, LOL.  As long as M.Akasha has good hygiene and doesn't have too many weeds or thighs to fight off.


I think you missed the point - it's about her needs, wants and desires ... yours would come a very distant 2nd.

With that said, if she chose to be less than hygienic and she expected hours of oral stimulation - you'd best come to terms and learn to deal ;-)

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/15/2007 2:05:48 PM   
LadyEllen


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Good idea MzMia!

FK missed it too, I'm sure.

And then there's Bludemon, who seems to think I'm much too serious; hopefully this thread will show him!

E

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/15/2007 2:13:35 PM   
MsKatHouston


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You?  Serious?  Nahhhhhh

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/15/2007 4:29:49 PM   
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OOOOh now i see what you mean and YES you are too serious so ....there! *pinches Lady E's bum and pegs it to the cruise ship...to hide.....

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/15/2007 11:57:50 PM   
obey1


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ToGiveDivine

quote:

ORIGINAL: obey1

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha

Here is my official troll in this thread.

Are male submissives interested in wearing a pussy collar that locks them between the thighs of their Mistress and forces them to lick and lick for hours, breathing in nothing but her scent?  I can't find any submissive men who are interested in this form of play so I was wondering what male subs think of it.

Akasha



I think that is hot.  It would depend on the 'scent' though, LOL.  As long as M.Akasha has good hygiene and doesn't have too many weeds or thighs to fight off.


I think you missed the point - it's about her needs, wants and desires ... yours would come a very distant 2nd.

With that said, if she chose to be less than hygienic and she expected hours of oral stimulation - you'd best come to terms and learn to deal ;-)


yeah, that is what you think.  I've been there and believe me it took me three days to get one night out of my mouth.  I wouldn't go back and I am not the type to eat malfuncted urine every night in a collar.  That is why I am a Dom...

But it still sounds hot with the right girl.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 12:01:17 AM   
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Wait a sec here. I am the Troll union rep here and I didn't authorize any other trolls here. WTF is going on?

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 12:14:02 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
Wait a sec here. I am the Troll union rep here and I didn't authorize any other trolls here. WTF is going on?
I think these decisions were made before you aquired your new position.   Please do go ahead and have the talk with your boys, and tell them this one is for them.   M

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 12:30:37 AM   
FukinTroll


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You bet ya darlin!

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 4:00:46 AM   
VeryMercurial


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This troll thread is interesting, we need to hear from more trolls.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 8:35:01 AM   
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I'm not a troll, nor am I male. Can I still post? *puppy eyes*

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 12:04:36 PM   
porthuronsub


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quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha

Here is my official troll in this thread.

Are male submissives interested in wearing a pussy collar that locks them between the thighs of their Mistress and forces them to lick and lick for hours, breathing in nothing but her scent?  I can't find any submissive men who are interested in this form of play so I was wondering what male subs think of it.

Akasha



I pointed out the thigh to wrist restraints to my Mistress and actually suggested that type of play to her.  I told her that instead of using the rings to secure my wrists, she could attach them to my collar.  I saw a pic one time of a pair of latex panties that were made to form over the subs head to hold it there.  That would be really intense, trap all the aromas right in there. 

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 4:28:35 PM   
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MMMM, I like this thread - it's almost as good as my own, "Why Don't Doms like Sissies" (coz they're big meanies), and "Am I a bad Girl" (YES!!!!).    Here's my latest dream!    Is there one who understands me?

A knock at the door.   I swish towards it in my new full, flighty skirt (flighty coz as Miss BabyDoll informs me, "It's easier to lift for abuse!"), on top I wear a leather bodice, I look through the spy hole and see two demure looking women on the other side.   I, thinking they look okay, open the door.   The women, who are stronger than I'd imagined push their way in and push me backwards ( I am a little unsteady on my 9-inch heels) onto the couch.    They look at me with contempt.   Slowly they take off their demure clothing to reveal skintight black latex (think Angelina in "Laura Croft" big MMMMMMMMMMMMM) From a bag they take out knee high leather boots, two crops, a butt-plug, and a contraption I don't recognize.    They loom over me and I am terrified.    They start to tease, then smack me with the crops, after a time, I am wholly subdued lying on the couch wimpering.    They pull up the back of my skirt, pull down my red silk panties, spank me some with open hand and then insert a butt plug.   They pull my panties back up, stand me up, and straighten out my skirt.    They do not say a single word - the only communication  is a look of contempt.    They signal that I should walk, as I do each step results in an electic shock way up my bottom.   I am in electric, blissful agony.    One of them grabs me, the other unbuttons my bustier and attaches a clamp to each nipple.   They button it back up, signal that I should walk, I do.   One of them turns on the contraption and pushes a button, I feel incredible pain, so much pain that I am in bliss.    They alternate the shocks between my butt and my nipples.   They do this for an hour until I nearly pass out.    Then...     
More later!!!!     
Skirt Boy.


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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 4:33:38 PM   
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yes mister skirt..but where are the trolls? where oh where oh where....are they green and ogresome? would they like some sandwiches?

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 4:46:02 PM   
skirtboy43


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No sandwiches Bluedemonn,
Just a sweet, sweet, spanking of me in my little skirt.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/16/2007 9:31:37 PM   
Mikal


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
... then there's Bludemon, who seems to think I'm much too serious; hopefully this thread will show him!

E

Eh? What's this??? Lady Ellen is serious!?!?!?!?! Well blow me over with a feather flogger. *hmphs* Some people have such nerve, changing colours while I wasn't looking.


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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/17/2007 12:14:52 AM   
pixelslave


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ToGiveDivine

quote:

ORIGINAL: obey1

I think that is hot.  It would depend on the 'scent' though, LOL.  As long as M.Akasha has good hygiene and doesn't have too many weeds or thighs to fight off.



I think you missed the point - it's about her needs, wants and desires ... yours would come a very distant 2nd.

With that said, if she chose to be less than hygienic and she expected hours of oral stimulation - you'd best come to terms and learn to deal ;-)


Perhaps obey1's screen name might not be a perfect fit.  But for others, a less than perfectly hygenic Domme, might be exactly their kink!   I personally enjoy the scent of musk.  Perhaps its something related to enhancing the effect of pheremones?  I don't really feel the need to analyze why when I can just enjoy pleasuring that special woman instead.
 
 - pixel
 
(who is amazed this thread is still alive)


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