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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/22/2007 4:50:32 PM

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Here is my official troll in this thread.

Are male submissives interested in wearing a pussy collar that locks them between the thighs of their Mistress and forces them to lick and lick for hours, breathing in nothing but her scent? I can't find any submissive men who are interested in this form of play so I was wondering what male subs think of it.

Would I like this? Hell, yeah. But finding a Mistress with this equipment is impossible.

Eric

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/22/2007 4:59:36 PM

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Improvise!

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/22/2007 5:08:35 PM

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Okay, here is my trolling fantasy:

W/M, 6'4", 32 y.o. bald (by choice), submissive, seeks Domme that enjoys being serviced sexually. My orgasms are unimportant, (I'm not looking for a cheap lay), but are appreciated. I love being tied up, beaten, nipple clamps, butt plugs, and serving orally. The thing that I want more then anything else is to not have to make any choices or decisions in the bedroom. The perfect Domme will be over 21, intelligent, strict, caring, a non-smoker and D/D free. I give great hour-long massages.

So far, no luck.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/22/2007 5:35:54 PM

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let me ask the dommes of this room a question. why on earth would any sub come in here to ask a question about anything. you all pretty much think any question is transparent in one way or another and that the person asking is a troll. did it ever occur to you that there are some of us out here that truly do want to learn as much as we can about this lifestyle. that we truly are submissive and that all we need is to find that one domme that would be the perfect match for both. i find it dissapointing to find that the dommes of this room seem to have such little resect for the subs that do come in here with questions. i'am sure there are some that do come in here that are not sincere in there motives but please do not label all of us in this way. remember respect is a two way street.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/22/2007 9:43:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: littledad1

let me ask the dommes of this room a question. why on earth would any sub come in here to ask a question about anything. you all pretty much think any question is transparent in one way or another and that the person asking is a troll...

Are you trolling (in the spirit of this thread), or do you have a question? Just curious

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/22/2007 9:46:42 PM

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Alrighty, I'll try trolling these waters (again) and see what I hook...

Hello A/all, I'm a naughty slut slave. I have to find ways of being punished for my bad habits. Would you please list detailed examples of what you'd do to me?

Thanks,

Trollop

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 2/28/2007 4:29:36 PM

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Oh Lordy AAkasha, i love that!= heaven on earth.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/1/2007 10:52:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ericpup

Okay, here is my trolling fantasy:

W/M, 6'4", 32 y.o. bald (by choice), submissive, seeks Domme that enjoys being serviced sexually. My orgasms are unimportant, (I'm not looking for a cheap lay), but are appreciated. I love being tied up, beaten, nipple clamps, butt plugs, and serving orally. The thing that I want more then anything else is to not have to make any choices or decisions in the bedroom. The perfect Domme will be over 21, intelligent, strict, caring, a non-smoker and D/D free. I give great hour-long massages.

So far, no luck.

Domme seeks 2-hour long full body massages and cheap lay. Name your price, as long as it's, you know, cheap.

Cheers,
Ms Rose.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/2/2007 4:22:00 AM

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This is one of the best threads I have ever read on this site.
Now we don't need to wonder why we have so many Pro's here!

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/7/2007 10:14:14 PM

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Alright, I'll get into the spirit.

<clearing throat>

Do u maistresses ever wonder how ur feet taste? Have u ever tried to take a quick lick to c how they taste? How would u describe the flavor?

I was once tasting the feet of a mistress and I said, maitress, ur feet taste like honey! She said, Yeah, duh, u idiot, that's because I put honey on them. What food do u matresses like to put on your feet to feed your slaves?

Yours in slavery,

Worthless Worm

p.s. If you respond to my post, please address me as Worthless Worm. Oh. Ooops. I mean without the capital letters.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/8/2007 6:30:17 PM

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I can't believe you said that. That has been one of my fantasies for the longest time!!! I would love to have a Domme who, almost uncaringly, locks me between her legs, with my face plastered to her pussy, and using a riding crop on my ass whenever i stopped licking. That she would leave me there for hours while she watches tv or sits around chatting with her friends.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/8/2007 7:47:35 PM

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I'll post it here as it wasn't deemed worthy of its own thread.

Salutations Ladies, I am in a bit of a pickle with my Goddess and I don't know what to do. Let me rephrase that. I am in a jumbo sized cucumber smothered in habanero sauce and I don't know how to make it right. Goddess is going to BUTCHER ME and it all seems hopeless!

Let me fill in some details. It's not that I'm purposely disobedient. I'm just extremely curious and I don't always think through the consequences of my actions. I'm the grownup equivalent of a 3 year old writing all over the wall with his mother's lipstick. My Goddess tolerates my foolishness to some extent because she understands that it's the same thing that drives the creativity in my career. But now I think I've gone too far.

My Goddess left on a business trip last week, having me take care of the house while she is gone. On the first day that she left, I thought it would be an interesting idea to insert her favourite butt plug into her prized Abyssinian cat, Mr. Winkles. I should have stopped at the first meow, but I had to see the spectacle to its conclusion. Long story short, Mr. Winkles escaped and now there's a very concerned message on her answering machine from the animal shelter. There's just no way out of this one even if I were stupid enough to lie to my Goddess.

Something else to understand here. In Goddess's hierarchy, it goes Goddess > Mr. Winkles > me. I rank below her cat! Her cat which I defiled with her favourite butt plug. My Goddess never specifically said so, but I also think there's an unstated rule that I'm not supposed to get into her toy chest alone. This isn't like when I used her expensive nail polish to paint my model airplane. This is several orders of magnitude worse. Why do I get myself in to these situations?

Basically I want to know if there's anything I can do. I just don't think a box of chocolates and a foot rub is going to cut it this time. Are there any sedatives or pain blockers I can take to prevent feeling the full brunt of the coming storm? My Goddess is bringing back a full grown Mexican lime cactus from her trip and now I have a feeling that it will be used for more than just decoration. What on earth will I do? What can I do?

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/8/2007 8:18:44 PM

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You owe me a new keyboard.... I was sipping my coffee when I read that

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/8/2007 8:21:01 PM

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submissives are asking keyboards for tribute? Jesus, throw me in a frame of reference here guys, I am drowning.

BubbaDomme

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/9/2007 2:09:01 PM

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Have you considered taking up residence in a third world country?

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/9/2007 2:10:14 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

Alrighty, I'll try trolling these waters (again) and see what I hook...

Hello A/all, I'm a naughty slut slave. I have to find ways of being punished for my bad habits. Would you please list detailed examples of what you'd do to me?

Thanks,

Trollop

No, you have to come to the farm and find out in person.

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/9/2007 2:29:53 PM

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Hmm... I can weld (with help) and I can do some carpentry... I think there's a possibility I could find/make that.... and my alter ego is screaming at me to grab you by something sensitive and drag you down here LOL

There are days I like being a switch. There are days SHE likes being me being a switch... (My alter ego, not another person LOL)

Hm...

*starts sketching diagrams and plotting to steal eric....*

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/9/2007 4:01:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: mantis65

I think my more exotic fantasies have mellowed (or become more realistic).
Basically they have followed the dehumanization and humiliation theme. kept as live stock in a barn stall idea in another thread was really hot for me. Locked up in a cell in some Dommes basement etc.
I can work on the computer or in a cell so that was semi plausible….but the real world relationships, bills and health problems always wake me up from such daydreams.
I like sadist women with weird evil ideas like trying out water torture… fun stuff like that.
But for the most part I stay grounded in reality and hope to meet someone that shares similar interests in things outside of BDSM.

I guess I don’t have too much to say that’s trollish or creepy other than I do love it when woman scare me a bit.

Dude, I need to send you to my website.... you can see how weird and evil my mind is: kalyndrah.tripod.com
I'd totally enjoy scaring you....

Crap, can't comment on any more... a Dom dude's cookin me dinner! WOO!

*runs away*

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/9/2007 7:59:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

Alrighty, I'll try trolling these waters (again) and see what I hook...

Hello A/all, I'm a naughty slut slave. I have to find ways of being punished for my bad habits. Would you please list detailed examples of what you'd do to me?

Thanks,

Trollop

No, you have to come to the farm and find out in person.

*batts eyelashes* But how will I know if I'll like the farm? Surely you can give some discription of your techniques... and how do I even know you are a real and twue woman??? Got webcam?

Still Looking

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RE: Femdom Trolling Thread - 3/10/2007 11:08:57 AM

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Greetings All Lady's:

Hope You all are well.

Even though I feel my profile says it all; I'll put it as simple as I can.

I am a 43 submissive male crossdresser (average) that is in Search of a Dominante Lady, that is all so seeking a LTR with a male crossdresser submissive that is desireing to be a house servent.

Plus for me I belive my main thing is to be the house crossdressed servent. And as far as any play or sex is involed; This (to me) has to be and must be properly earned.

I have filled out the BDSM intrest list, so most my intrest are listed there. I am willing to grow bigger breast; There is a all natrual product out there call natureday it is a all natual breast enhancement that both Females and males use. also will be willing to grow my hair long as needed and be keep shaved anywhere and every where on the body but need to figure out how to keep from breacking out in a rash after the shaving or waxing.

I am willing to work at a job as well in the home if needed. and perform the houshold duites tipcaily made to be the womans.

I am a bit Inexperienced; So I would need the propper guidance and training to become the submissive/slave that is needed. and of course, each Lady has their own style and way of doing such.

I look forward to reading the Responses.

"Live long and prosper"

Sissypet01

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