Najakcharmer -> RE: Oh funny....I got a Nigerian romance scammer (12/7/2006 12:09:26 PM)
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Look, now he titles his emails "Urgently". He says he can't call my number. It's a free anonymous k7 voicemail account which has "Hi, this is Imma Dilldoe, please leave a message" recorded on it in a sultry sexy voice. So I bitch-slap him around some more and tell him to get on the ball already. I don't understand why you can't call my number. It works fine. All my friends call me every day. In fact I spend hours on the phone every day talking to Oprah Winfrey's Psychic Hotline and XXX Enema Fetish Phone Chat. So I don't know why you can't call me. Do you know how to call an American phone from Africa? If you get only a message on the phone, that means I am not home or I am talking to one of my psychic hotline enema friends. I do that a lot since I am so lonely for sweet enema loving. Just go ahead and sing the Dilldoe song to the phone. I will hear it when I get back. If I hear you sing the Dilldoe family song on the recording, it will give me enough trust to know you are sincere. Just call me up and sing to my phone so I can hear your voice. I would love to help you and your poor sick mum, who is probably being subjected to deep and intrusive medical probing of her vulnerable hoo-hoo-dilly by butch looking nurses with moustaches as we speak. So we need to establish trust between us as soon as possible. I need to see your face and hear your voice. I trust you will be able to do these things for me soon so that I can help you. I am asking you for so little to prove your trust, and I am ready to give so much. My bank account is very full, and in short order your rectum will be too. I am looking forward to having more fun with you, my darling little monkey boy. I am sorry but I absolutely cannot send any money until I can actually see you and hear you. I want to know that you are my true enema love. So do these small things for the ginormous Dilldoe that you love and crave so much, and you will be rewarded exactly as you deserve. Imma Dilldoe
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