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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/18/2007 8:32:50 PM

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I got one for St. Paddys that said "Rub me for luck"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/18/2007 10:02:33 PM

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I saw a cute one the other day... it had a pic of a cereal box with bloody knives stuck in it.

Caption: Cereal Killer

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/18/2007 10:12:56 PM

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I have one that says making love is what my girlfriend does while I fuck her

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/18/2007 10:23:21 PM

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I was seated on a plane years ago, waiting for the rest of the passengers to get on, and I saw a very jittery woman coming down the aisle. She may have had cerebral palsy -- she had forearm crutches and her body made spastic movements as she slowly made her way toward me. I could see that she was wearing a t-shirt and I squinted to read the caption. In bright, squiggly letters it said, "I'm not as messed up as I look."

I thought she had an amazing sense of humor.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/19/2007 12:12:07 PM

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one a friend with CP, had years ago: i do not have cerable palsy, i'm drunk"
this orgy is sure off to a slow start
eat shit and..... nah, just eat shit
look at my tits when i'm talking to you

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/8/2007 1:32:23 PM

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I once saw on worn by an attractive yourg lady with a gold embossed drawing of a kitten on the front and a caption that read "It won't lick itself"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/8/2007 1:44:56 PM

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I know a lady from work that has a T-Shirt that reads on the front: "My favorite fantasy is having two men at the same time" and on the back "One for cooking and the other for cleaning"

I was shopping in a local mall here in Miami the day after Thanksgiving last year and I saw a black T-Shirt with white print that read: "Overworked and Underfucked"
I wanted to buy it so bad I could taste it, but I didn't dare.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/8/2007 2:18:50 PM

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forgive me if this one has been said as i didn't have time to read back through all seven pages of responses so far.....i bought Master one that said "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look." W/we both thought it was hilarious and He teases me that i would probably enjoy wearing it as much or more than He .... slave luci

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/8/2007 11:31:18 PM

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I got a friend of mine one that says "I'd put something witty here, but you wouldn't get it."

And for the D&D geeks, there's always "Jesus saves, the rest of you take full damage."

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 12:21:16 AM

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One of the local Doms has one that says "You may experience slight discomfort"
I had one when I was young....White t-shirt with a blue checked square outlined...
"Auntie Em,
Hate you, hate Kansas.
Taking the dog.

Dorothy"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 12:45:46 AM

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quote:

"Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver."

Wal-Mart 10.00

quote:

"It's all fun and games until the Vice President shoots you in the face"

LMAO

quote:

Front: "You're just like my Dog.."
Back: "What he don't fuck up, he backs up and shits on"

quote:

look at my tits when i'm talking to you

My faves so far!! LOL

I have a few: (To save time and space will list just the goodies)

White Shirt Pic of a hot chick holding a bottle of beer says:
"15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men:"

2 You an get the size beer you want, even a long neck!

4 You can suck on one beer all night long if you want to.

5 A beer doesn't have to be hard to be good

7 A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around

10 If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want!

13 Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never ask "Is there another beer?"

15 If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.

Black shirt neon writing says "Totally Built"
If you look *real* close you can see a Chevy with no hood, and the engine....

A White Shirt- Front- Pic of a Chinese Man top right (Where pocket would be)
"Kong Dong's Sex Menu"
Back: (Full Menu Lay out)

A La Carte                                                 Dinner Combinations
Cum Drop Soup                                1~Sum Gulp Cum
Fresh every 6.9 days                                                            The Lo-Cal special
Pee Yu Platter                                  2~Tung Sum Chick
Clothes pins extra                                                       Tangy Red Sauce Available
Hoo Flung Poo                                           on lunar cycle
Napkins and raincoats provided                                   3~ Wai Tu Yung
Yung-Poon Tang                               Not Available on school nights
No take out orders accepted

Etc etc...

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 8:22:36 AM

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!. Silence is golden duct tape is silver.
2. Sneeper parole (quote from the movie hostel)
3. Pic shows cat licking itself black lettering says kitty yoga.
4. TWAB This wont hurt a bit

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 8:35:24 AM

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i may be fat, but you are ugly
at least i can lose weight!

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 8:38:17 AM

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i want this one for my friend jean
OC
overly caucasian
do not place on dance floor.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 4:03:54 PM

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ORIGINAL: MistressMaamNH

My personal favorite, (and I know it's going to torque more than a few folks off lol) :

"Male doms are just in it for the blow jobs"

MMNH

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 5:20:27 PM

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ORIGINAL: taiyoko

And for the D&D geeks, there's always "Jesus saves, the rest of you take full damage."

Hahaha... Greatness! d20's FTW.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 7:19:32 PM

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THIS IS NOT A BEER GUT

It is a protective covering for
my rock hard abs !

You're damn right!!!

(And anyone that doesn't think so....is a wimp!)

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 7:23:54 PM

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One my brother wore proudly... and in a similar vein to the abs protector...

"It's not a bald spot... it's the solar panel for the sex macine"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 8:12:28 PM

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One my brother wore proudly... and in a similar vein to the abs protector...

"It's not a bald spot... it's the solar panel for the sex macine"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 9:19:43 PM

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I shirts I had custom made say
front: Golddigger...
back: ...like a hooker only smarter.

The next shirt is
front: Beauty is only skin deep...
back: ...but I can't swim

Shirt I saw at a fleamarket when I was younger: Two teddy bears, one one the right and left in the middle said, "Are you looking at my teddys?" Strangely enough my step-dad wanted to get that for me...

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