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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/9/2007 10:17:37 PM

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the best one i have seen in along time was ointed out to me at Bike Week this year by my Mama. "If you think I am a bitch, you should me my daughter."

i was totally mystified. had no idea where she comes up with stuff like that..hehe..

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/10/2007 7:36:06 AM

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My favorites are from thinkgeek.com:

"I read your email" and "PEBKAC" (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

Lots of great ones for "us geeks/nerds"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/10/2007 11:28:40 AM

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General Banter: These are all great; I love them all.
I once did a T-Shirt promotion, it was for a Train Hobby Store. There was a geared logging locomotive called 'The Climax' ...So I created this shirt; on it was an image of the locomotive, and with the Locomotive's Logo, I put...'I LOVE My Climax'
then of course, at the bottom, the Store & address.

It was a sellout; and on my travels, I saw a guy, wearing the shirt, and we struck up a conversation; He wore the shirt to work, on this military base, and was sent home, until he found something suitable to wear. I mean, he was called into the office, and everything.

Funny, it was only about the actual Locomotive, nothing more, they have brass and plastic models in HO scale, it was a part of Americana. What, would it be better if it were, I Love my Buick.

True story.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/10/2007 11:34:07 AM

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There is a lady cruising my County here with a bumper sticker that says If You Are Going To Ride My Ass Atleast Pull My Hair..........

omfg... hilarious!

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/10/2007 1:04:27 PM

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I had a custom t-shirt made in the 80's that said, "Disco sucks and punk rock swallows it!"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/14/2007 8:01:52 PM

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ordinary people make good pets

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/15/2007 11:54:26 AM

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if you live in the St.Louis area.......that is my truck!

I also saw a tshirt one night in a club here that said "It aint gonna suck itself"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 4/16/2007 10:30:04 AM

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my fav's; "who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
and "now put on your big girl panties and get over it,"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/20/2007 9:48:01 AM

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/20/2007 9:57:04 AM

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"Straight but not narrow." Good for wearing to clubs.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/20/2007 11:53:02 AM

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I like the one I have on today.

" They're called boobs Ed."
Erin Brockovich

In veddy small print across the chest.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/20/2007 5:27:04 PM

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Ive seen 3 funny t-shirts that i can remember..T-shirt number 1 was some guy wearing it in my local bar,it said "After sex with me,even the neighbours need a cigarette"

T-shirt 2 was worn by a woman when i was on a city break in england,it said "All men are idiots...I married their king" T-shirt 3 is one that my friend often wears,it says "If i follow you home will you keep me"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/21/2007 10:56:22 PM

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I have a friend who's a good catholic virgin girl. I suggested to her yesterday that she get a shirt that says

FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/22/2007 1:17:40 AM

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no pain no date

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/22/2007 7:50:30 AM

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I had one back in highschool from my technical theatre crew it was black with a little picture of a stage and the back said Techies do it backstage. We all had one after our first show and oh man the comments!

I also had one that said "Pff who needs actors? Techies run the show!"

So I am a lttle bit of a Techncal theatre geek, I'm in college right now working on my Bachelor's Degree so I can teach Technical theatre ^^

I also have this one which I have much love for, as the comic's my absolute favorite
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/flemco/coffeepreview.jpg

I wear it alot!

I also have one that's red with black letter that says I didn't do it !

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/22/2007 10:02:48 AM

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i have tootsie roll t shirt with the boy and the turtle that says
The slower you lick
The longer it lasts

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/22/2007 10:13:54 AM

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Saw a child's shirt today that said

SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

Anyone remember the children's books with Mr. Man? I saw a little tease the other day wearing a picture of Ms. Naughty.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/22/2007 8:59:48 PM

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/22/2007 9:02:39 PM

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My UM's favorite sleep shirt "I wish you were a pinata" (ah, might be predicting the future)

My personal favorites: "Does anal retentive have a hyphen?"
"Don't think again. If you didn't get it the first time you won't get it the second time."
"If the shoe fits, buy it in every colour"

Returning from vacation recently, I saw a fellow traveler wearing a t-shirt that said "Ich bin eine berliner." I asked her if she was a real jelly donut. Her response? "This is my intelligence and maturity test t-shirt. If you 'get' it, you're old enough and smart enough to talk with."

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/23/2007 4:19:38 PM

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I have a friend who's a good catholic virgin girl. I suggested to her yesterday that she get a shirt that says

FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY

When the audience can enter?

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Before you speak, ask yourself..
Is it kind? Is it true? Is it necessary?
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