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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/26/2007 9:25:57 AM

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I saw a shirt that has the evil monkey from family guy on it and he says "how about i spank you?"

I got a shirt from hot topic that says "if your dick were as big as your mouth i'd be interested"

Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.

A blow job makes your day. Anal makes your whole week.

on a baby shirt. "I'm proof my mommy likes sex"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/26/2007 2:11:34 PM

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Saw one the other day- "Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver." I called Sir and left a voicemail, I thought is was so good. He went back the next day, but couldn't find it.

hot topic used to carry it but i couldnt find it the next day...grrrr.. if you do happen to find it, could you let me know?

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 8/26/2007 2:46:49 PM

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1. silence is golden, duct tape is silver
2. bondage.com- drop on by, well tie your little bad ass up!
3. whip me, beat me, tease me, fuck me, just dont mess up my hair.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/24/2007 3:56:53 AM

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Free Range Boobies is from Something Positive! www.somethingpositive.net. very snarky humor ^_^

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/24/2007 8:32:54 PM

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Friend of mine was wearing it the other night.
"I've been to Moscow, There are no bears"

One of my t-shirts says "Nymphomaniac treatment center staff"
and my favorite "Fcuk down under"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/24/2007 11:47:42 PM

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I have to i wear under my uniforms.
first one say sarcasm...its only one of the services I offer.

the second has a pic of my 45 on it and say 9 reasons you need to shut up.....lol.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/25/2007 12:40:15 AM

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i have a t-shirt that says " Stop reading my shirt"....
you should see the blush when they realize what is says and they got caught reading it... *giggles*

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/25/2007 2:52:14 AM

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Saw a t-shirt on one of the male parents at my ums school other day that made me laugh D.A.D underneath dominated and disciplined lol

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/27/2007 12:04:33 AM

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I just got a brand new one with Bush Sr's face on it, and ''I knew I should have pulled out'' undernieth.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/28/2007 10:06:29 AM

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I had one for a while that said

"If you let me touch your
boobs I'll let you do my
man"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/28/2007 10:16:42 AM

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I have one that says.

"This is my back."

On, of course the back side.
=)

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/28/2007 11:58:32 AM

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for all the music lovers
http://www.teeful.com/photos/ABC-19-1.jpg

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/28/2007 12:00:05 PM

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I dunno how to embed an image, but one of my technicians has a tee shirt that he sent me the graphic for. I want to show you, but i have to get it online. I nearly died laughingm since we are photo techs after all.

Hopefully this link works.
http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa160/diurnalvampire/funny%20stuff/?action=view&current=flash.jpg

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/28/2007 2:49:03 PM

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on a young man at a knitting convention:

a row of
knit one knit one knit one, etc
then
purl one purl one purl one, etc

and a space in the middle with the writing, with knit one, purl one under that again...
the writing:

ribbed for her pleasure

the blog i saw it on said he was laughed at (in a good way) the whole time

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/28/2007 5:44:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LivingInSin

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

Saw one the other day- "Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver." I called Sir and left a voicemail, I thought is was so good. He went back the next day, but couldn't find it.

hot topic used to carry it but i couldnt find it the next day...grrrr.. if you do happen to find it, could you let me know?

google had a lot of sources, this was first
http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/ProductInfo.aspx?productid=PS%200008%20TAPE%20SILVER-RK

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 9/28/2007 10:11:21 PM

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My personal favortites are
"Let me drop everything and work on your problem"
"Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
"I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter"
"333, only half evil"

These are on some baby and toddlers shirts:
"Screw the milk and cookies, I want tits and beer"
"Mom forgot her pill"
"Lost sister and dog, reward for dog"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 10/3/2007 1:52:49 PM

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Here are some that I designed for kicks.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/patmcpat/dickbushsmall.jpg?t=1191444434
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/patmcpat/chicksloveroosterssmall.jpg?t=1191444518
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/patmcpat/sanchezsmall.jpg?t=1191444557
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/patmcpat/niceguyssmall.jpg?t=1191444584
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/patmcpat/pedophile.jpg?t=1191444678
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/patmcpat/algebra.jpg?t=1191444863

This one only makes sense around Christmas
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y134/patmcpat/mistletoesmall.jpg?t=1191444618

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 10/3/2007 5:50:38 PM

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Saw some wiccan one's I would like

Of course i'm in a bad mood! Someone just dropped a house on my sister.

It is a witch thing. You wouldn't understand.

Don't make me go get my flying monkeys.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 10/3/2007 8:43:41 PM

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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 10/3/2007 8:47:36 PM

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i saw this at the club a few weeks ago........I snatch kisses on the front.....and on the back its said Vice Versa

I also know someone that has a shirt that says " I may not be Mr.Right......but I will fuck you till he shows up"

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