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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 6:33:52 AM   
undergroundsea


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ORIGINAL: masochistboy

No offense undergroundsea, but that was so LOL!!!!!!!!


Thanks for your post! No offense at all. The whole scenario is a made up joke ;-)

Cheers,

Sea

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 6:35:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Seriously rolling on floor laughing my ass off....too funny!!!! Bravo! 



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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 6:36:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen
Sea - its super you've found such a wondrous woman and you're a hero for sticking with such a tight situation.


That's the highest pun score I have ever seen! Four of em in one sentence! ;-)

I agree, a whip hanging off her belt would have been the finishing touch. But if we're doing that, can we also throw in a pair of lace up boots with a fetish flavor? That way, the boots would have half the villains with their knees weak and they wouldn't be able to run....except to catch the lasso ;-)

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Sea

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 6:44:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Personally this sounds like fun to Me. Why don't you dress up as some villian so you can chase each other around the house. Of course with her being Wonder Woman she will win but, the fun is in the chase. 


Oh, I like this idea better than wearing a cape, underwear and socks! The lasso part would be interesting. It would be like football where a receiver runs out but then has to run back for a pass.

On that note, go Vince Young! ;-)

Cheers,

Sea

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 7:32:33 AM   
MsCece2u


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Status: offline 		First off I can't beleive that there were those that thought this was serious.  sea stated earlier in the post it was all in jest.  he just doesn't strike Me as the type of sub that would do anything that disrespectful.  If you have read any of his posts on previous topics you would know that he has a most wonderful sense of humor and always mananges to find the humor in any situation.  Now on to your dilema sea

Hmmmm the boots could have a kryptonite effect on the villans I suppose and have them all on their knees grovelling for chance to kiss Her boots.  The idea of a Domina belt is definitely an excellent idea.  Would be nice to have the toys handy.  Correct me if I am wrong but doesn't Wonder Woman's lasso have the ability to make anyone caught in it tell the truth?

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 8:44:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hehehe, sounds like My kind of Domme!  ROFL!  I love it!

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 12:58:20 PM   
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< Message edited by LotusSong -- 12/12/2006 12:59:11 PM >

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 3:25:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		LOL...Sea, you're always great to provide a laugh

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 3:33:19 PM   
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I just spilt half a glass of Shiraz reading this...

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 3:52:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sea this was great, thank you!!

Now, where can I get some of those sparkly red boots hmmmmmmmmm???



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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 4:36:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear LaTigresse, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
Dear Lady, wear some fine leather boots, be clumsy like I was one day, knocking over some thinned glue that landed on the boots and doing an "Oh my!" knocking red glitter bottle over as well trying to grab the glue bottle.
 
So--instead of looking as a disaster; I became a creative dominant and I glittered the whole pair of boots in red.
 
Put my jewels on, red glitter boots and mounted my horse and did an entry to Glenn Campbell's "Rhinestone Cowboy."
 
And...I did at one time wear a dominant tool belt.  A leather belt with loops that held my floggers but, after 8, it got to much and no more space on the tool belt--I did not wish to look like I was a Leather Hawaiian in a leather grass skirt--finding leather coconuts was awful but, two leather ball caps did ok though.
 
Respectfully submitted with a lot of humor,
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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 6:04:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		**Laffs**  Thanks so much for the laugh! 
I am still picturing you in the dark socks...somehow I think My very large, orange smurf slippers would be so much cuter!  And you can't run very fast in those huge things either. 
Betchya I could get that lasso around you if you were in My smurf slippers!

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 9:14:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Personally this sounds like fun to Me. Why don't you dress up as some villian so you can chase each other around the house. Of course with her being Wonder Woman she will win but, the fun is in the chase. 


Oh, I like this idea better than wearing a cape, underwear and socks! The lasso part would be interesting. It would be like football where a receiver runs out but then has to run back for a pass.

On that note, go Vince Young! ;-)

Cheers,

Sea


Sea,
Instead of becoming a villan, you might want to think about looking for an old used telephone booth and becoming "Supersub" instead.  You might get lucky and get "eaten" when trapped in Wonder Woman's lasso in just the right way.   You'd still be completely susceptable to her kryptonite and she'd probably like the skinsuit look on you as well.  And just in case you're interested, I happen to know someone with exactly such a telephone booth in her garage that she's planning to sell some day.

- pixel

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/12/2006 9:20:47 PM   
DominatrixDevia


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Status: offline 		She is your Mistress, you are supposed to slow down or stand still and let the lasso loop over you so that She can tighten it around you. You would not make it 10 seconds in my stable with your fresh mouth, you wouldn't be able to speak out of it for days after I finished with you. The arrogance of some "slaves"!

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/13/2006 1:29:48 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Either someone has absolutely NO sense of humour or is rather dense.

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/13/2006 1:47:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		That is the funniest post I have read on any bdsm site.  Well done Sea!!!  :-)

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/13/2006 7:13:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pixelslave

quote:

ORIGINAL: undergroundsea

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Personally this sounds like fun to Me. Why don't you dress up as some villian so you can chase each other around the house. Of course with her being Wonder Woman she will win but, the fun is in the chase. 


Oh, I like this idea better than wearing a cape, underwear and socks! The lasso part would be interesting. It would be like football where a receiver runs out but then has to run back for a pass.

On that note, go Vince Young! ;-)

Cheers,

Sea


Sea,
Instead of becoming a villan, you might want to think about looking for an old used telephone booth and becoming "Supersub" instead.  You might get lucky and get "eaten" when trapped in Wonder Woman's lasso in just the right way.   You'd still be completely susceptable to her kryptonite and she'd probably like the skinsuit look on you as well.  And just in case you're interested, I happen to know someone with exactly such a telephone booth in her garage that she's planning to sell some day.

- pixel


Oh goodness...now I have a phonebooth in my garage (yes I actually DO have a phonebooth in my garage...it's a looong story) that you can borrow to do your quick changes in. I do believe there is a partical costume of some type...err...or maybe its just a pair of tights and a bunny headband. Your more than welcome to it if you will come and get it.=P

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/16/2006 1:41:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		I don't play the "either or" game because I'm very sure of Myself and My Intellect....BUT since you pointed out the obvious about YOUR lacking a sense of humor and being dense, My reply was meant tongue in cheek from a Mistress to a slave! Hmmmm, I wonder why you missed that?

Your response to my post says alot about you....I don't have to elaborate because ANY intelligent person reading it understands why you responded the way that you did. But then again you probably WON'T with your being so dense!

Now, let me end this before it gets out of hand. I don't want drama so don't start with me and I won't have to finish up on you. This is a public board for members to post and enjoy, that is what I plan on doing with or without you. You can show respect to your fellow members and Mistresses by not engaging in personal attacks or I CAN and WILL get down and dirty along with you...that's up to you. As beautiful as I am, and it is SO OBVIOUS in my pic, I can get downright mean and ugly. That's not my normal posting style because I respect Myself and other members, and present Myself as the professional that I am, but I will NOT allow others to say anything against or attack Me and I not address it.  That is something that NO member would do and neither will I!

Now happy posting everyone and thank you for the warm welcome!

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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/16/2006 2:57:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		Goodness this is confusing. I cant quite discern whats serious and whats in jest.

The serious bits turned out to be fun at the start, and now the fun bits have become serious (I think), and no fun at all, whilst the serious bits towards the end seem more funny than anything else.

Still, comedy often relies on misunderstandings and confusions, so I guess the show goes on.

E (aka Sarcastica of Ironia)





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RE: My Domme Thinks She is Wonder Woman! - 12/16/2006 3:42:13 AM   
littlesubjess


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Status: offline 		Oops, I thought it was real ... *blush* ... I was about to launch into a post telling him how bad I feel for him, and it must be really difficult to live like that and he needs to sit down and sort it out etc ... lol ... god what a muppet I am .... how gullible can one be ?

Perhaps I should pipe down and concentrate a little harder hehe

Submissively,
Jess xxx

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