deeddlit
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Help, my Domme thinks she's Wonder Woman! I don't know what to do!
Worship her as the goddess that she is. What are you, desnse?
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She keeps trying to lasso me as I am walking around the house. The lasso has not landed on me yet once but many a vases and glasses have lost their lives to it.
She got a pair of red glittery boots to go with her outfit. She made me go to bootblacking class to take care of her boots. But she gets mad when I tell her that the techniques they taught there don't work on her boots. She tells me to ask them to hold a bootblacking classes for red, glittery boots. They have stopped responding to my emails and are threatening to ban me from attending future events!
OK, she does need to get a clue on this, but you should learn to use Google and learn about the proper care of red leather boots.
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And she beats me when I say Wonder Woman's invisible plane is half ass.
As she should. It sounds like your imagination is half-assed.
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I tell her it should be like the James Bond car where the person inside also becomes invisible. She gets mad and says I have a crush on James Bond and if I like him so much that I should go sub to him instead. I mean, I'm just making conversation and wondering what was going through the mind of the dude who came up with Wonder Woman and her plane.
You really should just go buy a bunch of old Wonder Woman comic books and learn about her instead of whining about how it doesn't fit with what you want/think.
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She comes back and says the plane is made out of glass and it's not supposed to be invisible. I say it's not a good idea to have a plane made out of glass. I mean, what would happen if it ran into a bird or a hailstorm. It would suck if one of the wings fell off. Upon hearing this, she beats me more.
You do know that they make glass that's thick enough to laugh at hail, right? As for the wings falling off, you do realize that the magical lassoo, the bracelets and the silly invisible plane are fictitious, right? Get over your 'common sense' and listen to your mistress, she is ALWAYS right. Or maybe you should go get a new mistress.
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One day she says she wants iced coffee and tells me to use chilled water to make it. I try to say that it won't brew well if the water is cold and that I should make it with hot water and then ice it. She hits me and says, you fool, don't question what I say. Then when the coffee turns out bad, she scolds me for making such horrible coffee and tells me to drink it.
Sounds like she really needs to beat you more, you have a problem with listening to what you're told to do.
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And then, one time....when we were both at band camp.....I made her coffee as usual. She asked why there wasn't extra cream in it. I said, but you always like it black. She said, why didn't you ask me if I wanted the coffee as I always want it or if I wanted it different? I said, but I thought you didn't want me to question your orders and implement them immediately. She hits me and says, don't agrue with me, you fool.
OK, she does have some issues, but she's making a point, much like what you're not doing, other than whining. Her point is that you should never assume and should be checking with her first. If you don't like it... again, go find a new mistress.
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Since the lasso thing didn't work, she now just tosses it up and I'm supposed to run and catch it around me. When I miss, she scolds me and beats me. And when I catch it, she says, Ha, I'd like to see you get out of that. I say that I don't intend to try. She hits me and says, what, you don't think my lasso is good enough to keep you bound? Are you questioning my technique? And so then when I try and do free myself, she beats me and says, what do you think you are doing trying to escape bondage like that.
Yeah, she does have some issues. Being a domme does not mean you can say and/or do anything you want and just be listened to. Respect is earned, not just granted because you say so.
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On top of this, she makes we walk around in underwear and dark socks (yes, dark socks sans pants!) with a cape, and makes me say again and again, I'm Super Sub! I feel odd saying that because, you know, modesty is one of my many fine qualities.
And when we are going home, she says, let's go to the Hall of Justice.....in front of people!
What am I to do?
Stop whining, pig boy!!! Don't make me punish you
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