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New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/19/2006 5:44:11 PM

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Okay, we all want a place to post all those STUPID (you can't be serious) notes that we find in our mailboxes. Right? Okay...this is not unlike those ...the person beneath me threads... 'cept here ya gotta follow with something similar to what you've found in your mailbox or...with the responce you sent. I'll start the same thread for da toppy side. I'll start: (from a note to my Toppy side...verbatum)

Oh, be sure to protect the (not so) innocent!!!

"Hello Mistress"

RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/19/2006 9:22:55 PM

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Please keep in mind that you should only post brief excerpts, with no identifying names, from email you may have received. Posting email in it's entirety is verboten.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/19/2006 11:36:48 PM

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Wow, I'm thinkin we got german moderators.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/24/2006 8:10:33 AM

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sheeshhhhhhhhhe...
This just in:

"...I want someone to break me and create a perfect slave what every man must be. ...As a gift to right Mistress I will donate one of my testicles so u crush it or remove it."

He said more...but he's under 30 and lives in Irland!!! (no mention of travel) LMAO

I don't answer these, but I sure am tempted to ask him to put it in the mail...

WEG
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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/24/2006 8:18:08 AM

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Hot off the press this morning from Athens, Greece: a one liner saying he's is interested in serving Me.

Doesn't that just make you want to jump right out of your seat and reply immediately? Love those one-liners. Also, what part of "will not consider subs from outside the United States" did he not understand? Probably sent the same things to a hundred other Dommes this morning.

Lady Topaz

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/24/2006 8:32:14 AM

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Another winner this morning: 19-year old from California asking Me to PM him if I want to chat. And what is is about My very visible journal entry that would give anyone the impression I want to chat? Especially with someone young enough to be My son who lives in another state?

Lady Topaz

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/24/2006 10:05:36 AM

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Yup, I have the same stuff in my profile. I'm quite sure they don't read 'em and have a 'form letter' ready at all times.

This just in from a 25 year old boy in Rome, Italy:
................................."you can sell rent to me to for moneies".....

Now, ain't that just sweet? LOL What about MY profile says I'd like that, anyway? Okay, English is not his first language...but I still say he never read my profile!

<shakes head> Do you answer them? I only do if they're in the states, older than my son...and write something more than a one liner! LOL

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/24/2006 10:08:02 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MsBearlee

Yup, I have the same stuff in my profile. I'm quite sure they don't read 'em and have a 'form letter' ready at all times.

I have you know I "invented" the form letter many years ago thank you.

Ross

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/24/2006 10:14:37 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mgdartist

Wow, I'm thinkin we got german moderators.

One of My favorite quotes:

Nigel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

Martin: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?

Nigel: Exactly.

Martin: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

Nigel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

Martin: I don't know.

Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

Martin: Put it up to eleven.

Nigel: Elevn. Exactly. One louder.

Martin: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a
little louder?

[Pause.]

Nigel: These go to eleven.

Ross

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/24/2006 1:04:41 PM

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What is it about Yahoo? Seems after two emails.. they want to have you either meet them to chat or write them on Yahoo? I don't trust that server and usually, that's the last they will hear from me.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/24/2006 1:19:16 PM

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Removed cause I posted in the wrong forum, sorry!!! *blush*

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/24/2006 11:39:55 PM

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LS, to each their own, personally I have used Yahoo as My e-mail/ primary chat server for the better part of a decade. It depends largely on whom you are meeting, and not which e-mail/chat client they use. I do wish you better luck however, regardless of where they happen to be fishing from!
I wish you well,
Shreve

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/25/2006 8:32:33 AM

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Before i deactivated my profile, a dom wrote me and asked if i was still looking. i read his profile and it said he wanted a non-smoker. my profile clearly states i am a smoker so i wrote back and told him yes, i was still looking, but i didn't think he'd really be interested since i am a smoker.

He wrote back that he is a smoker too....lol

So i wrote back and said 'you are a smoker but you are looking for a non-smoker?'

He wrote back and basically said 'Yes!'

i never wrote back. Just really didn't get that one very much

DG

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/25/2006 9:53:26 AM

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They wait for two rounds of mail? Wow

This just in:

him) "I find your profile breathtaking and compelling. I hope we might chat, at your preference and convenience."

Me) "Thanks for your note. I'm not much of a chatter, though."

him) "It was an invitation to correspond; I only used the term "chat" colloquially. I thought our respective interests "synched."

Soooooo, not only did he hope to 'chat' right from the get-go;
...what does he expect when my profile states: "While I think some teasing and humiliation can be fun, I'm just not into degradation", and his includes 'abuse' and 'degradation' as two of the total six words in his entire profile?

"Synched."??? I don't think most 'chatters' actually read profiles. grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/25/2006 9:55:16 AM

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adaddysgirl,

maybe he thought it a new kind of torment?

lol

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/25/2006 10:09:47 AM

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Today's highlights:

A sub from Australia sending Me the exact same e-mail FOUR times this morning. What's up with that? Hope the guy is just having computer problems and isn't that absent-minded.
Another one of those tiresome "no-limits" slaves types. I am sure, if interested, I could hit upon a limit in 30 seconds or less. Today I don't feel the need for amusement.
A one-liner containing three spelling and grammar errors and no punctuation. No wonder he keeps it short!

Lady Topaz

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/25/2006 10:55:05 AM

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Those were just the winners on this site. I logged on to another site where I have a profile and found an e-mail from a local dominant male looking for another sub to play with him and his sub wife. Sheesh.....can these people truly not read??? What part of "Female Dominant" does he not understand???

All I can figure is that he used the wrong search criteria, didn't bother to read the profile, then wrote to Me because I'm only three miles from them and around their age. Or he may be one of the clueless dolts who thinks all females are subs.

Luckily, I am in the Christmas spirit and sent him a testy yet still polite letter telling him I'm not the slightest bit interested and to please be more careful about reading profiles in the future before writing to someone. Most of the time, he'd get something not so polite.

Lady Topaz

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/25/2006 7:21:06 PM

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Maybe you to just appear so tender, caring and open that you just attract those folks.

Or maybe your profiles just aren't clear and specific enough.

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/25/2006 11:17:55 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saratov

Maybe you to just appear so tender, caring and open that you just attract those folks.

Maybe.
Or maybe your profiles just aren't clear and specific enough.

Absolutely disagree on that one. The profile is clear as a bell. I probably have one of the most specific profiles I have ever seen on this site. What I think is happening, however, is that they don't bother reading it, LOL. The largest number of responses I get are from people outside the U.S. and from people under 30, and I make it VERY clear I'm not interested in either one.

Lady Topaz

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RE: New Game... for e-mails to Dominants - 12/25/2006 11:31:46 PM

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One of my favorite variations is a long, friendly letter that I realize is ... a form letter. Form letters make me grind my teeth. Really, these folks should use this as their profile narrative. I respond to these with:

"Form letter."

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