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Daddysredhead -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 10:12:20 AM)
Sometimes your feet get stuck in the cement before you can take a step forward.

mnottertail -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 10:16:15 AM)
I have noticed with alarming regularity that many people go wading in the east river with cement overshoes and get in over their head.

deeddlit -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 10:53:54 AM)
What part of "no thanks, now go away" is soooooo fucking hard to understand??

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 10:57:26 AM)
How do I transform my neighbor's cat into a walking bomb to blow him up?

MsLadySue -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 11:10:30 AM)
Sometimes it's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 11:21:52 AM)
Everything I ever needed to know about life I learned in daycare. Just in case any of you kindergarten graduates think you're all that.

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 12:21:36 PM)
why don't airplanes have horns?

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 12:28:15 PM)
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 12:30:11 PM)
Thanks to darch, I have "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" stuck in my head!

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 12:35:36 PM)
30 second bunny theatre http://www.angryalien.com/

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 12:38:26 PM)
Jesus loves the little dachshunds, all the little dachsunds of the world. They are black, and they are red. They are hungry to be fed. Jesus loves the little dachshunds of the world.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 12:43:39 PM)
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 4:54:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Lamp him, of course. E

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 5:56:35 PM)
among all the other reasons i'm going to hell, we can add this one Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe word.

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 7:10:18 PM)
if you choose to eat a now and later later, do you get to eat it?

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 7:39:17 PM)
where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg??

HouseofBear -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 8:16:21 PM)
Little Miss Muffett Sat on a tuffet Because her fanny was red She had some gas She thought it would pass And now her poor dom is dead

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 8:21:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HouseofBear Little Miss Muffett Sat on a tuffet Because her fanny was red She had some gas She thought it would pass And now her poor dom is dead ROFLMAO

Daddysredhead -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 8:22:52 PM)
People who do stupid things and say, "Well I was drunk" as an excuse for checking their brains at the door need to be bitch-slapped... and I don't mean in the sexy way. [sm=m23.gif] Stupid fucks...

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 8:24:20 PM)
looks like a pump, feeeeeels like a sneaker...

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