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LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 5:58:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde The first person to die in the electric chair was William Kemmler, an ax murderer from New York on August 6, 1890 And they say the death penalty doesnt work? How many axes have been murdered since then? E

mnottertail -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 6:07:48 AM)
Oh, they have been left in the elements, rusted, handles rotted, missed blows and wretched chips on them, using them for dirtwork on roots.....I should think in the millions..........oh, the fuckin' travesty....somebody should do something...

RobertCloud -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 8:46:23 AM)
Just thing of the horror of it.. Axes are made of steel.. Steel cannot die, it just rusts, and rusting must be a slow and very painful death. To be microscopically and systematically eaten away, microbe by microbe until you crumble into dust. We need more Axe Murderers... I call for more Axe Murderers... We cannot let those poor axes suffer such a slow and painful torment like that.. we have to do something.. Bathing them in Acid would at least be quick.. Yes.. that is it.. That is what we must do. We must gather all the Axes and kill them by throwing them into giant vats of Acid.

LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 9:47:31 AM)
And now, something for the boys..... The world's largest longest running testicle cooking world championship, is the World Ball Cup, held in Gornji Milanovac, Serbia. (Guinness World Records 2007) E

RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 5:23:32 PM)
Why do you keep killing the Random Stupidity thread?? The poor thing MUST have more life... <yells> is there a doctor in the house???

LeMis -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 6:18:03 PM)
well, I know CPR, does that help?

dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 6:39:57 PM)
quote: We need more Axe Murderers Or would it be euthanasia?

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 7:17:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice quote: We need more Axe Murderers Or would it be euthanasia? Assisted Axicide.

mymasterssub69 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 7:23:37 PM)
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RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 7:27:31 PM)
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dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 8:29:59 PM)
I'm thinking of devoting my life to preserving the memory of Queen Salote of Tonga.

Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 8:33:34 PM)
"The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious."

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/11/2007 9:10:37 PM)
Who's up for a bit of the old ultra-violence? Or perhaps a bit of the old in-out, in-out? Or maybe both? Hehe.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 1:08:49 AM)
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys... that she calls "friends."

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 2:58:41 AM)
Arrogant? Self-Satisfied? Cocky? Stuck-Up? Conceited? Self-Centered? Egotistic? Smug? Vainglorious? Pompous? Self-Important? But aren't these all flaws. Thus... What could they possibly have to do with me?

LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 5:13:45 AM)
It has been brought to my attention, that certain people feel that I am neither random nor stupid enough to contribute to this thread. Whilst I was the first to solve the "fish puzzle", thereby confirming my place in the top 2% of humanity by intelligence, it should be remembered that the members of Monty Python's Flying Circus would no doubt be capable of this feat too. Also, to darchChylde, I would like to assure him that the qualities he mentions, (Arrogance, Self-Satisfaction, Cockiness, Stuck-Upness, Conceit, Self-Centeredness, Egotism, Smugness, Vainglory, Pompousness and Self-Importance), are not at all flaws in character - as long as one has good grounds on which to feel and portray them, as I indeed do. And now, for something completely different; A man with three noses E

ToGiveDivine -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 7:11:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen It has been brought to my attention, that certain people feel that I am neither random nor stupid enough to contribute to this thread. Whilst I was the first to solve the "fish puzzle", thereby confirming my place in the top 2% of humanity by intelligence, it should be remembered that the members of Monty Python's Flying Circus would no doubt be capable of this feat too. Also, to darchChylde, I would like to assure him that the qualities he mentions, (Arrogance, Self-Satisfaction, Cockiness, Stuck-Upness, Conceit, Self-Centeredness, Egotism, Smugness, Vainglory, Pompousness and Self-Importance), are not at all flaws in character - as long as one has good grounds on which to feel and portray them, as I indeed do. And now, for something completely different; A man with three noses E LadyEllen, You should know by now that quite a few of the men are put off by women that are more intelligent than they are - it's hurts their ego. Of course, this would be their problem now, wouldn't it.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 9:57:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ToGiveDivine LadyEllen, You should know by now that quite a few of the men are put off by women that are more intelligent than they are - it's hurts their ego. Of course, this would be their problem now, wouldn't it. i'm more intimidated by women with bigger husbands than me. And please,don't ask me how i ended up in a poly with a ex-navy, construction worker husband/Master who is one of the few people i could look at and know he could kick my ass; no he's not really all that bigger than me, i'm taller but he's stockier and i think it actually averages out.

RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 11:29:47 AM)
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner That is what I truly love to be Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner Everyone would be in love with me~

LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 11:41:53 AM)
If a Frankfurter is a sausage and a Hamburger is a meat sandwich and a Berliner is a dessert How ever did the Germans conquer most of Europe? Why didnt we just eat them? Maybe they tasted nazi, or something. E

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