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LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 11:50:32 AM)

and another German thing.....

Schuft = bastard in German
mist = shit

Mister Schuft (-er being the correct adjective ending) = shitty bastard

I wonder if there are any Germans with that name?

And what the Germans think of us English speaking types, that use "shitty" as a title. Like, "hello, I'm shitty Smith" for instance.

Another good reason to change sex, all in all.

E




MLskajira -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 12:37:46 PM)

why do kamakasi pilots wear helmets and paraschutes?




fliiboy4u -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 12:50:32 PM)

ok... I just had to reply to that one.  A Kamakasi would not be considered successfull unless he actually hit his target.  If his aircaft were damaged enough that it would not be possible to make it to a target or return to base then it would be better for him to bail out and try to get another aircraft and try again.

I know this more of a humour forum but couldn't help comment on the serious side on this one.

J




darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 1:33:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: fliiboy4u

I know this more of a humour forum but couldn't help comment on the serious side on this one.

J


ok, now it looks like i'm gonna have to restate the rules for my little corner of the asylum:

This is true Random Stupidity; no reason, and no rules.  Just post whatever you feel like: an off the wall quote, something you're thinking or feeling, or even just something random and stupid.
 
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goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 3:12:47 PM)

sometimes i wake up laughing, and though i haven't a clue what was so funny, i can't stop.




goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 3:14:05 PM)

it takes approximately an hour to read 324 messages in this thread. now i'm going to eat ice cream.




deeddlit -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 4:40:54 PM)

Why do I keep sitting on my leg like this when I know it hurts every fucking time I get up??  [sm=banghead.gif]




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 5:04:01 PM)

Somtimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I dont.




katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 8:05:52 PM)

Make it a Bud Light.

No, screw that. Make it whiskey.




Lorelei115 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 8:08:05 PM)

And one for me, thanks, if you're pouring.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 8:26:11 PM)

I wonder why Lorelei keeps showing us "the bird."  [;)]




dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 8:30:41 PM)

If at first you don't succeed, maybe hang-gliding's not for you.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 8:31:55 PM)

If I tell you to "fuck off," it probably means I don't want to talk to you.




dcnovice -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 8:46:34 PM)

Was it something I said?




katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/12/2007 9:59:22 PM)

I'm wearing panties on my head.

Still want that whiskey, Lorelei?




katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 1:41:30 AM)

I have over 20 animals won for me out of claw machines in the past 2 months.




deeddlit -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 7:39:25 AM)

I still haven't take down my Christmas tree.  




LadyEllen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 7:46:44 AM)

Why is a one pence larger than a five pence?

Why is a ten pence larger than a twenty pence?

Why is a two pence larger than a ten pence?

Why is a fifty pence larger than a pound coin?

E




goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 9:23:53 AM)

what is the plural of x?    x's?    xes?




mnottertail -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/13/2007 9:25:27 AM)

Xaviar Cugat, I think.




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