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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:23:17 PM   
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So this is how you get over a thousand posts in less than six months! just post fodder and fluff in polls and other random stupidity.


not just fodder and fluff... but i don't say anything in the more serious threads unless i truly have something to say... and i don't intentionally pad my thread count


Feeling guilty? *winkwink* hey you said post what ever came to mind..... thats what ya get like the StayPuff Marshmello man. laugh man your killing my buzz :P

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:23:29 PM   
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Why does the cat think he can fit his fat ass on my monitor and flick his tail at me?????


Same reason my cat thinks I enjoy having her rear end two inches from my face.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:25:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: justheather


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ORIGINAL: LeMis

Why does the cat think he can fit his fat ass on my monitor and flick his tail at me?????


Same reason my cat things I enjoy having her rear end two inches from my face.


*so many WRONG responses come to mind...  grabs wrist restraints to keep from typing...  LOL...* 

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:27:12 PM   
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*so many WRONG responses come to mind...  grabs wrist restraints to keep from typing...  LOL...* 


TOS! TOS!


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:28:31 PM   
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Why'd that stop sign just wink at me and run across the street and hide in the bushes?


You know what I had a very similar experience about 12 years ago except my stop sign was running down the street yelling STOP!!! Thems wuz sum damn'd good presses..... ah the folly of youth ya know.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:30:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: justheather

quote:

ORIGINAL: LeMis

Why does the cat think he can fit his fat ass on my monitor and flick his tail at me?????


Same reason my cat thinks I enjoy having her rear end two inches from my face.



OMG, he hops up on the monitor and turns around and the tail swipes across my screen, makes it hard to read, yanno??? 

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:31:52 PM   
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I dunno how random it is, but ive noticed that when you are driving at night and you start hallucinating from a lack of sleep and seeing odd things in the road trying to attack your car, (ie, a 50 roll of paper towels trying to smash the car, a dancing red and white dog house, or even 50 foot replicas of the faces of the last 2 dogs you saw chasing your car, (i swear im not crazy or on drugs)) its time to pull over and let someone else handle the road for a while...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:32:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: justheather


quote:

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*so many WRONG responses come to mind...  grabs wrist restraints to keep from typing...  LOL...* 


TOS! TOS!



I know, lol... 

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 5:39:13 PM   
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Feeling guilty? *winkwink* hey you said post what ever came to mind..... thats what ya get like the StayPuff Marshmello man. laugh man your killing my buzz :P


LoL, i was simply trying to clearly and thoroughly answer your question

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 6:24:28 PM   
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I want salty foods. Just let me steal the bag of Fritos and nobody gets hurt, okay?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 9:50:23 PM   
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i dont wanna feed grandma bacon while shes in the bathtub


Oooo, darchChylde, there's a picture I just DON'T need in my head.  (And by the way, I'm a gramma!!)

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 9:59:14 PM   
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Diagonally parked in a parallel universe --- Anon.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/1/2007 10:13:56 PM   
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"God said "let there be light" and they watered down the beer.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:04:20 AM   
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cause he is a dom cat...hehehe

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 5:44:50 AM   
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My house will not clean itself!! Surely that makes it a bigger brat then me

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 11:21:59 AM   
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Famous last words: "Help!"

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 11:24:36 AM   
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Where does the cottage come from in 'cottage cheese'?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 11:26:22 AM   
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War is hell.  Especially when you're being chased through the jungle by Commie guerillas with a hard-on for American blood.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 11:31:10 AM   
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Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 11:50:22 AM   
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Why does the cat think he can fit his fat ass on my monitor and flick his tail at me?????


I dunno but I think he is friends with mine ..

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