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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 5:40:59 PM   
Lorelei115


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 5:44:22 PM   
mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

My dwarf hamster has a huge nutsack.  What's up with that?


Prolly from swishing your ass around him like that.  Blue Balls.

FYI,
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 5:49:42 PM   
mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

My doctor told me to exercise with dumbbells... shall we dance?

Gonna have to be the safety dance, I got tender feet.

Ron


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 6:18:26 PM   
hejira92


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

i'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuurts.


So, is that why you aren't wearing it?
But I always thought that "so sexy it huuurts" was a good thing.........

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 6:45:19 PM   
LaMspeach


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 6:47:02 PM   
dcnovice


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(It would take too long to explain, but that phrase always makes me laugh.)

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 6:57:34 PM   
hejira92


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(my second favorite insult)

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 6:59:41 PM   
dcnovice


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(my second favorite insult)


Dare I ask what the first is?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 7:05:43 PM   
hejira92


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 7:08:36 PM   
submizziv


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 7:09:06 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 7:10:23 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 7:14:12 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: submizziv

Evict the people that live rent free inside of your head


I love this...  I often say that living in my own head can be like running through a landmine.

*welcome to the forums submizziv* 

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 7:16:21 PM   
dcnovice


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Evict the people that live rent free inside of your head


But they're more interesting than I am!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 7:28:40 PM   
Lorelei115


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 7:31:19 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 7:32:03 PM   
Invictus754


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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115
Cherry Poptarts are the devil's food. The devil's food, I tell ya. Arr.


And I always heard the devils food was cake...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 10:26:27 PM   
darchChylde


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 10:31:00 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 10:35:20 PM   
darchChylde


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