RE: Random Stupidity

Join Our Community

Collarchat.com

Home Login Search

RE: Random Stupidity

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Random Stupidity

Page: << < prev 1 2 [3] 4 5 next > >>

Login

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 11:54:56 AM

Posts: 733
Joined: 9/12/2006
Status: offline

[At the altar, just before Peter is married]
Peter: No surprises?
Mark: No surprises.
Peter: Not like the stag night?
Mark: Unlike the stag night.
Peter: Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?
Mark: I do.
Peter: And it would have been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
Mark: That is true.

~Love Actually <great movie for christmas>

_____________________________

My give a damn's busted.

So many thoughts, so few of them rational

(in reply to RedSavageSlave)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 11:56:43 AM

Posts: 5279
Joined: 9/28/2006
From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
Status: offline

i'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuurts.

_____________________________

I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

(in reply to RedSavageSlave)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 1:49:48 PM

Posts: 1933
Joined: 8/16/2006
From: Sin City
Status: offline

I lost my iPod shuffle. The gerbils have possibly eaten it. Technology is not all its cracked up to be.

_____________________________

A sucessful life is not measured by what we do
But by the realization
Of who we are.

(in reply to darchChylde)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 1:56:44 PM

Posts: 5585
Joined: 6/25/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde
when did 36-24-36 become the standard for womanly perfection? i mean a couple a hundred years ago, the ideal woman was the equivalent of today's size 20... i was born in the wrong times

I knew I liked you!
I've always felt I was born in the wrong time, because I'm perfect as is.

LMAO RedSavageSlave. M

< Message edited by BlkTallFullfig -- 1/2/2007 1:59:40 PM >

_____________________________

a.k.a. SexyBossyBBW
""Touching was, and still is, and will always be, the true revolution" Nikki Giovanni

(in reply to darchChylde)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 2:07:08 PM

Posts: 37282
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline

quote:

~Love Actually <great movie for christmas>

Just got that this Christmas, actually. Haven't watched it yet.

(in reply to RedSavageSlave)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 3:16:01 PM

Posts: 2706
Joined: 2/5/2006
Status: offline

Beware of the dragons for ye are crunchy and good with ketchup.

_____________________________

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

The human heart is not a finite container but an ever expanding universe with all the stars contained there in.

(in reply to darchChylde)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 3:43:49 PM

Posts: 6091
Joined: 8/2/2005
Status: offline

Nutrisystem brownies suck!

(in reply to twicehappy)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 3:47:11 PM

Posts: 8125
Joined: 1/19/2006
From: Nashville, TN
Status: offline

It is possible to fit 43 pairs of pantyhose in a single travel sized space bag, and the squish it down to only 1 1/2 iches thick.

_____________________________

I will be your Dominate if you will be my submit - Fox

Snarko Ergo Sum
If you cannot change your mind, how are you so sure you still have one? -proverb

*Owner of Fox - collared 10/13/07*
VampiresLair

(in reply to Aileen68)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:11:38 PM

Posts: 733
Joined: 9/12/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

~Love Actually <great movie for christmas>

Just got that this Christmas, actually. Haven't watched it yet.

DONT watch it with your kids...

There are a couple of highly inappropriate scenes in this movie..but it is hysterical otherwise.

_____________________________

My give a damn's busted.

So many thoughts, so few of them rational

(in reply to dcnovice)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:13:18 PM

Posts: 733
Joined: 9/12/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

I lost my iPod shuffle. The gerbils have possibly eaten it. Technology is not all its cracked up to be.

speaking of gerbils...I just LOVE the gerbil on Joe Cartoon ...

for gross and inappropriate humor check out
www.joecartoon.com

That poor gerbil has some issues!

_____________________________

My give a damn's busted.

So many thoughts, so few of them rational

(in reply to Lorelei115)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:30:03 PM

Posts: 5585
Joined: 6/25/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68
Nutrisystem brownies suck!

If you insist on having brown things in your mouth, may I suggest...
<<<--- Thinks through her stupid thought***

Nah forget it.
Why have a brownie that isn't made with all the yummy things it's supposed to? M

_____________________________

a.k.a. SexyBossyBBW
""Touching was, and still is, and will always be, the true revolution" Nikki Giovanni

(in reply to Aileen68)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:32:00 PM

Posts: 37282
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline

It's awfully sad when ducks go bad.

(in reply to BlkTallFullfig)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:36:40 PM

LeMis

Posts: 9255
Joined: 9/24/2005
From: Florida
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

cause he is a dom cat...hehehe

..........................................................................
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe.... sometimes

(in reply to cuddleheart50)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:39:57 PM

Posts: 6091
Joined: 8/2/2005
Status: offline

My dwarf hamster has a huge nutsack. What's up with that?

(in reply to LeMis)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:41:30 PM

LeMis

Posts: 9255
Joined: 9/24/2005
From: Florida
Status: offline

wow, my dwarf hamster must have been shortchanged

poor Spongebob

(in reply to Aileen68)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:43:06 PM

Posts: 1484
Joined: 3/30/2006
Status: offline

Ketchup packets kept too long, eventually turn brown.

(in reply to darchChylde)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:46:03 PM

LeMis

Posts: 9255
Joined: 9/24/2005
From: Florida
Status: offline

the packet?
or the product inside the packet?

(in reply to socalbbwsub)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 4:52:47 PM

Posts: 37282
Joined: 8/2/2006
Status: offline

quote:

My dwarf hamster has a huge nutsack. What's up with that?

I thought the hamsters died?!

(in reply to Aileen68)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 5:24:05 PM

Posts: 1484
Joined: 3/30/2006
Status: offline

yeah, that was confusing...whats inside lol

(in reply to LeMis)

RE: Random Stupidity - 1/2/2007 5:39:44 PM

Posts: 6091
Joined: 8/2/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

My dwarf hamster has a huge nutsack. What's up with that?

I thought the hamsters died?!

Ohhhh long story there.
Dwarf hamster #1, otherwise known as Crunchy lived with #2, known as Munchy.
One morning I awoke to find that Crunchy had beat the crap out of Munchy and pretty much killed him. Ooops. then a week later...lo and behold....there's four little babies in the cage. Damn. I'm a grandparent now. So one dies right from the get go and one is really dominant and bogarts all of Crunchy's yummy milk. the other two wither away and die while the strong one, now known as Fluffy thrives. I now have to go and buy a new cage and separate Fluffy from Crunchy as she starts to show sign of aggression towards her babe. So...two cages, two dwarf hamsters. Life is good until...a cage malfunction proves that my 17 year old cat Fred, who is totally deaf and half blind by the way, can still catch a rodent like no ones business. The following week, another cage malfunction, a loose tunnel proves that another escapee falls to the Fredster. New batch of really ballsy dwarfs bring us to Itchy and Scratchy. They're cute and fit quite nicely into shiney Barbie jackets. Kinda makes em look like a furry Elvis.

(in reply to dcnovice)

Page: << < prev 1 2 [3] 4 5 next > >>

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Random Stupidity

Page: << < prev 1 2 [3] 4 5 next > >>

Jump to:

New Messages	No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages	Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages	Locked w/o New Messages

Post New Thread

Reply to Message

Post New Poll

Submit Vote

Delete My Own Post

Delete My Own Thread

Rate Posts

Collarchat.com © 2024

Terms of Service

2.879